**Warning**: I have Dusty's Permission to use Dusty in this Journal Entry!!! I have Legend Inc's Permission to use Legend Inc. in this roleplay!!! I have Dazz's Permission to use Dazz in this roleplay!!! I have T's Permission to use T in this roleplay!!! I have Rahszhul's Permission to use Rahszhul in this roleplay!!! And I am Using Darren because He Loves Me and Won't Care!!!
Cast For Journal Entry(Their Name Will Be Their Color for this Entry):
Doozer- Plays The Part of 'Stoner Brian'!
Dusty - Plays The Part of 'Kevin'!
Legend Inc.- Plays The Part of 'Scar-face'!
Dazz- Plays The Part of 'Samson'!
Darren- Plays The Part of 'Nasty Nate'!
Rahszhul- Plays The Part of 'The Guy On The Couch'!
T- Plays The Part of 'Thurgood Marshall'!
"Dialogue"- Speech... Need I say More?
The Narrator (Doozer's Writing in His Journal)- My Typing... Duh, I said That Already!!! Dear Journal,
My day opened up at the studio today. Well, it really started off with me waking up and doing my routine of things in the morning, but I won’t bore you with all that shit. Today really started getting good during the afternoon. You have only seen one journal entry from me in the past three weeks and there is a very good explanation for that. See, for a long time now, the cast of Doozer Television and some others have been putting together a movie. Yet, it wasn’t until recent weeks that we all did scene by scene and got really serious about the movie. This is definitely a block buster and will be the best movie of the year. Hell, there will probably be teenagers, maybe even adults, years from now watching and laughing at this movie until death do their part. So, I will start off describing my day to you that was the day of the debut of my movie. On the very last episode of Doozer Television, we aired out special DTV Movie. It’s quite a way to end off a great show like Doozer Television was and I think many of you who watch the movie will be more than pleased. So, without any further ado, I’ll start telling you my day. Well, like I said before, we were at the studio. It was Legend Inc., Dusty, T, The Not So Angry Yet Fairly Pissed Off Dwarf, Mr. Salami, the crew, and myself. We were all ready to air the first Doozer Television movie on the last Doozer Television episode. So from now on, I will describe to you just as it would be like to a viewer of the television show, since I watched it over and over. The screen turned black, then with the blast of red fireworks, "The Next Episode" by Dr. Dre blasted over our p.a. system and the scene opened up to Legend Inc, Dusty, T, The Pissed Off Dwarf, and myself all sitting in our own chairs behind the news-desk, respectively. I started off the show by saying, "Hello everybody… I am Doozer along with Legend Inc, Dusty, T, and The Not So Angry Yet Still Fairly Pissed Off Dwarf and we are bringing to you… D… T… V!" Then, with a loud ‘bang’ another pair of fireworks blasted. This scared the Angry Dwarf and he ran away. Yet, he didn’t go very far because the fireworks had also temporarily blinded the poor guy and he ran directly into a wall. He hit it with a ‘thud’, fell back to the ground, and laid there knocked out. I saw Legend Inc. and T fighting back the same urge that I was, laughing at the top of my lungs after seeing a dwarf run into a wall. Yet, we held them back very well and continued on with the show like nothing abnormal had happened. Legend Inc. was the first one to begin by saying, "Today we have a special Doozer Television show for you, as it is our last." As he said that I could imagine almost every viewer of the show getting out of their seats and booing. Hell, when I watched the show again and again just earlier this night, I booed. Anyway, back to the show now. Dusty’s eyes started to water up as he realized that he wouldn’t be doing the show anymore, but the cameramen did a fairly good job at keeping him out of view. T then took the stage and continued what Inc. was saying, "That’s right Inc.; today we are giving all you viewers the very first showing of our new movie…" This was when Dusty was supposed to come in and say what the name of the movie was, but he was still in tears so I decided that it would better if I just took Dusty’s line. After I did make up my mind to do so, I said, "Half Baked Two: Samson Strikes Back!" I know what you are thinking. What an awesome idea? Well, if you aren’t thinking that then you get just stop reading this journal before I track you down via stuff that can do that on computers and kick your ass. Anyway, after all this time of which I have quoted lines and described scenes of the first Half Baked Movie, I decided that we would finish off our Doozer Television career with the sequel. I would play the part of ‘Stoner Brian’, my favorite character from the first movie. Legend Inc. was going to play the part of ‘Scar-face.’ T played the part of ‘Thurgood Marshall.’ While Dusty played the part of the fragile and sensitive ‘Kevin.’ Yet, there were more characters than just those of which we would play. Not just extras that I’m talking about. We had to fill in the parts of Nasty Nate and Samson. Who did we get to do so? Well, we got Darren to play the nasty part of ‘Nasty Nate’ and Dazz to play the evil ‘Samson.’ Yet, we are leaving out just one person. One great person. No, not the squirrel master, even though he was cool, he’s not in the sequel. We are leaving out… THE GUY ON THE COUCH! Oh yes; ‘the guy on the couch is being played by none other than a retired DWF’er… Rahszhul! Now that I’ve told you all the parts. I’ll get back to the show. Well, after I had announced the name of the movie, the scene went black.
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AT THE STONER’S HOUSE
The introduction of the movie started to play. You could see who was playing what, which is what I just told you. Then, after a minute, came the real beginning of the movie. The movie opened up inside a mansion. The camera zoomed in and out of such objects like groups bongs, water bongs, pot pipes, and such. Then, it swirled over to five men in a living room. There was a nice round, wooden table in the middle of four recliner chairs. The camera got closer to reveal that in the blue recliner sat Stoner Brian. In the red recliner sat Kevin. In the white recliner sat Thurgood Marshall. And lastly, in the black recliner, sat Scar-face. The fifth man was not sitting in their little circle. He was laying down in a nice, long, green sofa that was butted up against the wall furthest from the camera. It was The Guy On The Couch. The camera then focused back on Stoner Brian, Thurgood, Kevin, and Scar-face as they started to smoke. Brain stood up and walked over to a wall where their smoking accessories sat. He picked up the see-threw orange group bong. Brian brought it over to the table with a large smile on his face. He sat it down, Thurgood put the weed in the bowl, lit it up, and they all inhaled a long, deep breath of the smoke. Yet, notice that before this, they had continued their smoking tradition, as each of them took of their shoes. It wasn’t long after and they had smoked the bowl dry. They sat back and relaxed in their chairs while Thurgood stood up and was ready to take orders for he was the munchies man for tonight. Brian, as always, was the one to tell Thurgood what he needed to buy, "Alright… we need… some popcorn, soda, twinkies… some marshmallows and water. A lot of water! We need some… candy bars and some pizza. Two… Four big pieces of pizza. The first has to be bacon… It just has to be bacon and then hamburger… Yeah, hamburger on the second one… And anchovies man… anchovies on the third… Then, there can be like all of the above on the fourth!" Brian laughed and did the stoner ‘yeah’ while nodding his head and throwing his arm out lazily. Thurgood looked at the others to see if they wanted anything else, but nobody thought of anything. So, Thurgood was off. Yet, he had just one slight problem. He was out of cash. "I’m going to have to use some of you guy’s dough for this trip. I’m broke." Said Thurgood while turning his pockets inside out so everybody could see that he had no money. Scar-face shook his head and shrugged his shoulders telling everyone that he didn’t have any money either. Kevin told everybody how he needed his money to pay rent and Brian was broke too. Well, this sent Thurgood up in flames. He was hungry, as well as the others, but he was mad about the others and how they couldn’t even keep any money. "What is wrong with you idiots? You guys can’t even keep some dough for a couple days?" Thurgood said the words with a look of disgust on his face. Then, Brian spoke up, "Hey man, it’s not like you have any money either. So why don’t you just back off?" Brian stood up after saying these words as if he were really offended by being called an ‘idiot’ and was ready to start a brawl. Then, Kevin saw the heat between the two rise and he stood up and said, "Come on guys, it’s nothing that big really…" Yet, all Kevin got for his attempt to calm things down was a shut up and a shove sending him back down to his seat by Brian. This didn’t only surprise Thurgood, but Scar-face too. Then, Kevin got immediately up and just walked off and out of the room without saying another word. He actually looked like he was about to start crying. Then, Scar-face stood up from his seat and said, "This shit it wack, B. I can’t believe you just be going pushing around our bro like that, man. I’m out, yo." With those words, Scar-face walked out of the room as well. Thurgood then looked at Brian, shook his head and went to his room. The camera followed him as he packed up all his stuff in a suite case. After a minute or two, it was all packed up and he walked back into the living room. He went towards the door, but then he stopped and turned around. From there, he walked straight for one of the bathrooms. He walked in and locked the door behind him. Brian was by himself and while standing alone, he said, "Man… could this possibly get any worse?" Just as Brian said those few words, the phone started to ring. Brian walked over to the phone, stomping his foot down harder than usual on the floor. He finally got there and picked it up. Yet, before he could even say ‘hello’ or anything, a deep voice started to speak before him. "You may have won the battle long ago, but two forces are joining now, and you will lose the war…" Before Brian could ask who it was that he was talking to or say anything else for that matter, the phone was hung up. Then, the camera switched over to what seemed to be the insides of a jail.
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AT THE JAIL
The camera showed a big, black man who was Nasty Nate hanging up the phone and laughing easily. Then, the camera started to zoom out of the scene to show none other than Samson himself sitting behind Nasty Nate in the very same jail cell patting Nate on the back. After that short scene, it switched over to a rehabilitation center.
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SCAR-FACE AND THE HALFWAY HOUSE
There, Scar-face was shown with a piece of paper and a pen filling out a form. The camera went from focused on Scar-face to zoomed in on the paper. It was an application for a halfway house. Scar-face eventually got the paper all filled out, stood up out of his seat, and passed it in to the lady sitting behind the desk. Scar-face realized that to be living in one of these houses might actually cost him money. So, he spoke up and said, "Damn, B. How much do these house things cost, yo?" The lady behind the counter looked up at Scar-face like he was a complete and total moron. She stared at him like he was the biggest idiot walking god’s green earth. Then, while still looking up at him in disgust, she wrote down a number on a piece of paper. She pushed the paper in front of Scar-face and he picked it up. He looked at it for a second or two. He was squinting his eyes as if he couldn’t make out just what the number was. Then, he gave up and said, "Hey yo, you’re going to have to tell me what this number is, man. I can’t make it out for some reason, B." The lady stood up from her chair. She casually and slowly walked around her desk to face Scar-face with a smile on her face. Scar-face saw that he was smiling, so he decided to smile too. Then, the lady smacked Scar-face directly in the back of the head and yelled, "Nothing… Zero… Zilch!" Scar-face held his ears in pain, nodded his head showing that he understood, and walked off down the hall somewhere. Then, the cameras switched over to the back-streets of some city.
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D-12… NOW D-13?
Brian was standing there with a group of twelve men. Some were large and most were black, except for one. One was white and had bleached blonde hair. Brian tapped on his shoulder and the man turned around. It was Slim Shady. He is also known as Marshall Mathers and Eminem. Brian got really excited and started to do that thing that he did in the first movie. It was just a combination of throwing his arms out in celebration with a happy stoner face while making sounds like he is about to be molested by the hottest woman in the world. Then, after he calmed himself down, he got himself together and asked, "Hey man… Will you like… I mean… Could I like… Totally join your group man?" Slim Shady thought it over. Then, he decided that he would take the subject up with the rest of his gang, D-12. D-12 is their name, if you didn’t know and it stands for the Dirty Dozen. Slim Shady then, after consulting with the other members, turned to Brian. He put a sympathetic hand on Brian’s shoulder and said, "Sorry dawg, but… Yeah, you can hang with us!" Well, it might seem just a tad ironic that Brian got into a gang that quickly. Yet, you failed to notice, or I failed to tell you, that when Shady was consulting with the other members, he looked back at Brian who was smelling his weed and pointed out the fact that he had some. That is how Brian got in. Then, Brian, who was over-excited with the fact of being in a gang and everything, started making those sounds and everything again. Then, Slim Shady eventually got him to calm down after a punch to the gut and a friendly smile. After Brian was recovered by the sudden loss of wind, he said, "Man… you know how you guys were called the Dirty Dozen… Well, there’s kind of totally thirteen of us now… So I just had the sweetest idea man… We could be called The Dirty Baker’s Dozen!" Slim Shady and the others laughed so hard that they couldn’t even speak at the moment. They obviously thought that Brian was just kidding around, but while they were all laughing Brian was looking around and trying to figure out what was so funny. Eventually, his faced turned red and he asked, "Slim man… Is my zipper down or something?" Slim Shady shook his head ‘no’ and broke out laughing harder than ever at Brian. The others fell down because they were laughing so hard and Brian just stood there feeling rather uncomfortable with the fact that he was being laughed at. Then, the cameras suddenly switched over to Kevin.
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KEVIN AND THE SUPPORT GROUP
Kevin was shown sitting down in a small, blue chair with flowers over it. He was sitting in a circle with a group of ten other men and six women. There was one person, a tall, thin man who was rather ugly looking sitting in the middle of them in a nice big chair. The walls were all pink with colorful writing all over them that said, ‘I’ll be your friend’ and ‘Lying is bad.’ Well, as you should already be able to tell just by the gay words on the wall, this is some kind of support program. To be exact, after the camera zoomed in on a sign that everyone was reading after entering the doorway, you could see that it was a ‘Let’s Make A Friend’ support group. Obviously Kevin took the breaking up of his old friends a little too roughly and was now at this. What a sad downturn in Kevin’s life. Anyway, there he sat with his so-called ‘new friends.’ He had a smile on his face and was ready for it to be his turn to introduce himself. Well, it wasn’t another minute or two and it was Kevin’s turn. So, he stood up and said, "Hello… My name is Kevin and I am not a fish! I stand up on both feet. A Homo-erectus… Oh my god! Did I say ‘Homo’? I didn’t mean it that way!" Kevin was about to run out of the support group’s building with his eyes full of tears, but one of the guys there jumped up and out of his seat. He took Kevin back to Kevin’s seat and there he sat. The guy walked back to his own seat and sat back down. Then, the leader of the group looked at Kevin and motioned to him to continue on. Well, this was obviously one of those places where you admit your fears and problems and since Kevin was still emotionally scarred from his incident with Nasty Nate at the jail, that is what he talked about. Kevin got back up out of his seat and continued, "I’m sorry for that. Yet, I thought that maybe some of you guys would have thought that I was a homosexual. Since I heard some of you admitted your homosexuality, I got scared that you might treat me like Nasty Nate did. I am a man and I will not be treated like street booty." Oddly enough, the whole crowd of men and women cheered for Kevin because at some point in their lives, they must have been used by a man or woman. Kevin smiled and took his seat. The cameras suddenly switched back over to the house of which this had all started.
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THE BATHROOM IN THE HOUSE
The cameras were inside a bathroom. Thurgood was on the toilet looking a porno and getting rather sexually aroused. Then, Thurgood lifted his head slowly and caught the sight of the camera. He looked back at the porno frantically and bobbled it around in his hands for a while before throwing it out the window. After that, Thurgood stood up quickly, pulled his pants up with lightning speed and zipped up his zipper. Yet, he zipped it up a little too fast. He accidentally did that thing that you know about, but I just don’t’ want to say right now because just thinking about it makes me uneasy. With that, the cameras switched over to the jail.
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THE ESCAPE TO SAMSON’S MANSION!
Suddenly, red lights were flashing frantically and sirens were set off and the whole works. Then, the cameras lowered and lowered until they were a good twenty feet under the ground. There, Nasty Nate, with a pick in hand, was building a tunnel. As he went, Samson was shooting off any incoming cops. Nate kept on digging and finally, he was done. Samson congratulated him as the two of them climbed up and out of the tunnel. They looked around and they were standing in the middle of a street, quite a ways away from the jail. Samson took out a cellular phone from the inside pocket of his jacket and called the phone number of his old house. A woman answered and was glad to hear Samson’s voice. Then, within one half of a minute, a red stretched limousine was at that very spot and ready to bring Nasty Nate and Samson to the house. In just a pair of minutes, Nasty Nate and Samson are standing in front of their mansion. Samson led the way and Nasty Nate follows him inside. While inside, Samson observes that his ladies are hard at work, for they had kept up Samson’s weed and other drug selling business successful and well covered up. Samson sat in his huge, red padded chair while Nasty Nate stood by his side. Samson then spoke up to all the ladies and said, "Ladies, you can’t stop selling my drugs. We are no longer in the sales business. Obviously, you have all done a great job and we do not need anymore money. Therefore, we will keep all the rest for ourselves." With that said, the ladies gladly hung up all the phones and disconnected them. They asked all their dealers to join forces with them and they could share the drugs. The dealers happily agreed to these terms and stood by Samson’s side. After that took place, the cameras switched back over to a club where D-13 was located.
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NO WEED FOR D-13?
Slim Shady just realized that they were out of dope, so he decided to get up and call Samson for some. Well, he went to the phone, dialed the number, but he received that stupid message from that guy that you all hate to get. Shady tried over and over, thinking that he had put the wrong number in each time. Yet, it was the correct number. Shady broke the bad news to D-13 and Brian stood up in an outrage. He stomped out of the club, got in his car, and drove off somewhere. Then, the camera showed Scar-face at his halfway house.
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NO WEED FOR SCAR-FACE?
Halfway houses are like drug rehabilitation centers only the patient actually lives in them. Yet, Scar-face wasn’t doing too good. The people obviously wouldn’t let him acquire any drugs. So, that night, Scar-face broke out of the his halfway house and ran over to the nearest pay-phone. He dialed up the number faster you can believe and waited rather impatiently for the lines to connect, but each time he would just end up getting that message. He dialed the phone number many times just like Shady had, but never once did he dial the wrong number. Scar-face became furious and slammed the phone down. Then, he started running somewhere, but the cameras didn’t follow him. With that done, the cameras switched over to Kevin.
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NO WEED FOR KEVIN, EITHER?
Kevin had just gotten out of what turned out to be a hellish support group meeting after a rather good start. He had to get a smoke in or something, so he called up the Samson number. It was his friends and he who arrested Samson, but they just ordered the stuff under different names and the ladies were easy enough to fool, so they got it all from Samson. Anyway, just like Slim Shady and Scar-face, Kevin could not get a hold of Samson’s ladies. He redialed the number many times, for he knew it by heart, or at least he thought he did. Well, Kevin just shrugged his shoulders, thinking he forgot the number, got in his car, and decided to drive over to Samson’s house where he knew the ladies were at. Then, the cameras switched over to a bathroom in Brian’s house.
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NO WEED FOR THURGOOD AS WELL!
Thurgood was taking a shower and above the smell of soap and all that other good stuff, the smell of marijuana is in the air. Thurgood was obviously smoking while taking the shower as well. Anyway, it wasn’t another ten minutes and Thurgood was out. He stepped out of the shower to see the cameras focused on him again. Seeing that, he jumped back into the shower faster than a speeding bullet, took a towel, wrapped it around himself, and decided to come out again. Thurgood looked at the camera in total disgust and just shook his head as he went to sit down on his toilet. Then, before Thurgood was even allowed to insult the camera, a knock was heard at the door. Well, when Thurgood got all mad and decided to live in the bathroom, he locked himself inside. So, he opened up the window and tried climbing out. The person at the door became a little impatient and started walking around the house to see, through the windows, if anybody was inside. Yet, when the person was walking around the east side, or if you were to drive into the house, the left side, Thurgood has just fallen out of the bathroom window directly in front of the person. He fell in the some bushes and on his way down, his towel caught on something on the window-sill. Thurgood eventually stood up rather embarrassed and looked up. To his relief, it was Mary Jane! Mary Jane ran up to Thurgood and gave him a great big hug. With that, Thurgood noticed that Mary Jane was quite a bit taller and wider than before she left for Hawaii. "I guess they have some damn good food in Hawaii…" Mumbled Thurgood, only it was a little louder than he would have liked. Well, Mary Jane was hurt by this, but after some cuddling and sucking up… and making up… or rather out, Mary Jane and Thurgood were the Mary Jane and Thurgood of old. Well, Mary Jane had given in to Thurgood’s habit after she caught him numerous times trying to sneak in a quick smoke. Just then, Thurgood tried to pack a bowl, but he was out. Quickly and frantically, he ran over to his telephone and dialed up Samson’s number. All he got was the same message as Slim Shady, Kevin, and Scar-face. Thurgood ran around the house thinking of where he might have hid some. Yet, he couldn’t think of anywhere. He ran more and more until he tripped over his rug and was thrown head first out of the doorway and onto his front lawn. From there, he decided to go visit Samson’s girls who, as much as he knew, were the only ones there since, to his knowledge, Samson was in jail. Well, the cameras stayed directly at the house watching Thurgood drive off and the very same minute, Brian drove in. You all thought that Brian was driving over to Samson’s, but he wasn’t. Brian parked his car and started walking towards the house. Then, Mary Jane, with a sleek and sexy walk started making her way to Brian. Now Brian was looking straight at Mary Jane as she looked directly back at him with sex in her eyes. She brought him inside and threw him on the couch. From there, they started French-kissing and all that good stuff. Then, Brian paused for a moment with an ‘ouch’. Brian scrambled out from underneath Mary Jane and asked, "Please say that was a gun in your pocket…" Mary Jane nodded her head ‘yes’ and then motioned for Brian to come back to the couch with her. Yet, Brian was distracted by the sounds of footsteps on the front porch. He walked up to the front door and there stood Scar-face. Brian and Scar-face, even though at first they didn’t act like it, had really missed each other. Then, Scar-face asked Brian if there was any weed in the house, and Brian shook his head ‘no’. With that, Scar-face erupted and said, "Screw that, yo. We have to go to Samson’s and get us some of that shit, B!" Brian nodded his head and they two of them went out the door. Mary Jane asked to go with then, and they let her. Then, the three of them were all in the car and headed over to Samson’s. The cameras suddenly cut and reopened at Samson’s mansion.
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SAMSON’S MANSION
Brian, Scar-face, and Mary Jane were just entering the mansion and the second they got in, Samson was sitting in his seat watching them. Yet, Nasty Nate wasn’t there at that moment. Samson pointed to the corner of the room while looking at Brian and Scar-face. So, Brian and Scar-face looked over to see Thurgood and Kevin both tied up in the corner. Brian saw that Samson was going to tie them up, so he took matters into his own hands. He actually put took his hands, his pointer finger and thumb, and put them in his mouth. He let out a loud whistle and in less than a second, the rest of D-13 was there. They had guns and Slim Shady pointed his at Samson while the others walked over to Thurgood and Kevin and untied them. Then, Mary Jane pulled out a gun from one of the D-13 guy’s pocket and held it to Scar-faces head. Mary Jane then said, in a very deep and manly voice, "You punks better back off before I bust a cap in his ass… Oh, Kevin… You better get ready because I’m going to get me some of your cocktail… FRIUT!" It was Nasty Nate! Nasty Nate had been disguised as Mary Jane the whole time. With this, both Brian and Thurgood started scraping their tongues. Then, they both dove their heads in the mucky water of a nearby fish tank and washed out their mouths. Thurgood knew that he was doing this because he had made out with Mary Jane, or Nasty Nate. Yet, he looked over to Brian, who was doing the same. "Why the fuck are you washing out your mouth?" Brian gave him a ‘why do you think?’ look followed by a nod towards Thurgood telling him that he was for the same reason. Then, Thurgood got all pissed off and pushed Brian back. Kevin decided to speak up and said, "Thurgood, what’s the problem? It’s not like he made out with Mary Jane… It was really Nasty Nate!" Kevin burst out with laughing on the spot. After Kevin said those words, it took Thurgood’s mind right off the fact that Brian would have kissed Mary Jane and it went back on the fact that he was making out with a guy earlier that day. Then, with Scar-face being held by Nasty Nate, Brian ordered the rest of D-13 to charge at Samson and Nate, and they did. A big fight broke out, which was really one-sided, between Nasty Nate, Samson, Brian, Scar-face, Thurgood, Kevin, and D-13. Yet, Samson had an army of his own backing him up and he whistled out loud to summon them just as Brian did when he summoned D-13. Suddenly, a group of drug addicts and dealers emerged behind Samson and charged at D-13 and Thurgood, Kevin, Brian, and Scar-face. Scar-face would have summoned a group of his friends, but they were the addicts that were currently aligned with Samson. So, Kevin let out a loud whistle and from behind him came a large group of people from support groups all over the place. The fight was grueling and lots of lives were being lost. Yet, Thurgood, Kevin, Brian, Scar-face, most of D-13, as well as Nasty Nate and Samson were still alive. Then, Nasty Nate let out a loud whistle and out came a group of homosexuals from jail and other places emerged and started fighting. The army of Nasty Nate and Samson’s was winning at the moment. Yet, Thurgood noticed that Samson saw that he was fighting in a battle of which the tables were slowly turning and Samson decided to flee. Just then, Thurgood decided that he would summon something of his. Just then, he whistled and a big, brown shit fell from thin air and landed onto Samson stopping him dead in his tracks. Thurgood summoned another that dropped on Nasty Nate and another that took out most of his homosexual fighters. The battle was over and with their leaders dead, everyone from the other side fled at great speeds. Thurgood, Scar-face, Brian, and Kevin with the help of D-13, support group people, and a couple enormous shits, defeated Samson and lived happily ever after.
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THE END!
Well, that was the end of the movie. If you didn’t like it, then you better hope that I don’t Dooze You and Abuse you the next time I see you. With that, Doozer Television was well past its time limit and was forced to go off the air after a quick ‘goodbye’ from myself. With all that done, I bring you to here and now. I am sitting down, in my room, typing away my day to you, Mr. Journal. There is nothing left to say really. Yet, I do have a match against Chainz and Caged Explosion on SuperClash 3. It’s going to be a tough match and it is also for the Dream Title. I could become only the third two-time Dream Champion in DWF. All I have to say is that win or lose, I am going to do some Doozing which will be closely followed by some extreme Abusing. Well, I’m out for now, so until next time…
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