(The scene opens up with Doozer in a bed, just waking up with his Tag Team Championship Belt draped over him. The Dude already in the shower, he does sleep in the bath tub, gets out and dressed. Doozer follows him, getting showered and dressed. The camera shows Yojin getting into another shower. He gets out and dressed. Mike Robinson and Slim Shady do the same. They are all sitting in the living room watching the Television.) Doozer: Well, I got some kind of Out of Character Interview tomorrow. It’s for the fans to get to know the real Doozer. The Dude: I’ve known the real Doozer my whole life and well, he’s just as messed up as you are. Can I be in the interview and let my…wait, I don’t have any…your fans get to know the real Dude? Doozer: Of course you can. Just don’t be a retard, wait that is the real Dude. Well, I guess you can anyway. They are going to make me talk about the other wrestlers and how they are in character and out of character and stuff like that. I think this is going to be really good for the fans. Yojin Musahiri: Hey, I’m obviously going to be able to say a little something out of character too, right? Doozer: How about we just have five different rooms, with five different interviewers and we’ll each be asked one question, then the next guy will be asked a question and it can go on and on like that. Actually, no. Let’s just all sit in the same room and the Interviewer can ask us any questions he wants. That will be a lot easier. Mike Robinson: I already had one of these things yesterday, only in character, but I guess nobody can get enough of The Game, Mike Robinson. Doozer: Man, if you are the game, then I am so ahead of The Game, I feel left behind.**laughs out loud** I am just that damn good. Slim Shady: What am I supposed to do? I am out of character. I don’t have a character. Doozer: Hey, Slim, just show them the softer side of Shady. Show them Marshall Mathers, not Eminem. Show them that dorky guy you talked about in one of your songs when you said, "When I come on TV dressed up queer and saying gay words, that’s just me being me. Want me to tone it down? Suck my fu(censored)ing di(censored), bitch. Happy now?" That was a pretty cool song. Actually, they are all on both your cds man, The Slim Shady LP and The Marshall Mathers LP. Slim Shady: Yeah, I guess I can do that. That won’t be too, too hard. I just got to lay off the dope. Yojin Musahiri: This is going to be one kick ass show. The fans are going to love Yojin Musahiri out of character. Hey, I say let’s just go to it now and get it over with. Hell, maybe we can even be asked more question if we get there earlier. That would be good. (Doozer, The Dude, Yojin Musahiri, Mike Robinson, and Slim Shady all hop into Doozer’s limousine. Doozer tells the driver to go to the arena and they are off.) Doozer: The fans are going to love this. I mean, Scott Lavigne is so much more different than Doozer, it’s almost not even funny. Well, actually he’s not different, he’s just not as extreme. Yojin Musahiri: Yeah, Thomas Ruble is not as hurtful as Yojin Musahiri is. Yojin kill people within a blink of an eye. Thomas Ruble wouldn’t hurt a fly. Slim Shady: Hey man, nice rhyming. Well, Marshall Mathers is almost the exact opposite as Eminem also known as Slim Shady. The Dude: Well, Kevin Bradford might be not so much like The Dude ya know. Huh? You ever think of that? He might be different and stuff. Doozer: Hey, Dude, I’m not sure, but wouldn’t you know if Kevin Bradford was different than The Dude? The Dude: Why would I know if Kevin Bradford was different from The Dude? I don’t talk to him that much. Hey, why is everyone looking at me that way. Like I’m retarded or something. I’m not lying. I don’t talk to Kevin Bradford that much. I swear. Mike Robinson: He really is one of the most retarded people that I have ever met. Anyway, Devin Smith is quite a bit different than Mike Robinson, also. He’s not as cocky. He’s more mature and stuff like that. (The limousine arrives at the arena. Doozer, The Dude, Yojin Musahiri, Mike Robinson, and Slim Shady all get out of the limousine and make their way over to Doozer’s locker room. They get in and are met by an Interviewer named Kenny.) Kenny: Well, here we are with Doozer and some unexpected friends of his. They are Mike Robinson, Yojin Musahiri, The Dude, and Slim Shady. Well, people, from now on this is out of character, so we will even call them by their real names. Just so you don’t get confused, I will tell you now. Doozer is Scott Lavigne. The Dude is Kevin Bradford**The Dude looks confused**. Devin Smith is Mike Robinson. Thomas Ruble is Yojin Musahiri and last, but not least… Marshall Mathers is Slim Shady. Alright, on with the out of character interview. Now, the fist question will go to Scott Lavigne. Scott, what do you think of your rival, Extremist, out of character. Scott Lavigne: I think Extremist is a great person out of character. He is one of my best friends here in the Dream Wrestling Federation. I have utmost respect for him. Kenny: Why do you have respect for him? Scott Lavigne: Well, that’s a stupid question if I’ve ever heard one. I have respect for Extremist out of character because he is a great wrestler. He is the United States Champion and the Novice Champion. He is also fighting three matches at Battle Clash. Anybody, even Hardcore Kinch, will earn my respect if they can do that. Extremist has also been a great friend to me out of character. One day, I was seriously thinking about quitting because nothing was going my way that day, but Extremist talked me out of it. He kept me in the Dream Wrestling Federation. I know now, that if I would have quit. I would have really, really regretted it. Kenny: Well, it’s good to hear that rivals in the ring can be good friends outside of the ring. Now, you spoke of Hardcore Kinch. What do you think of him? Scott Lavigne: Well, I think Hardcore Kinch is a moron who made a really big mistake. All I said was that he should change his name because Extremist already had it. All he had to say was that his name was Hardcore Kinch, he was just called the X-Tremist, just like I am called The Innovation of Devastation. He shouldn’t have called me a poor excuse for a human being. He really messed up and I will show him what kind of human being I am. Kenny: Well, this question is for Devin Smith. What are you like out of character? Devin Smith: Well, I am not as cocky as Mike Robinson is. I am also a lot less revved up you could say. I don’t have the "IN YOUR FACE" attitude that Mike Robinson does. Kenny: Now, you said a lot of mean things to Jerry and Cro out of character. Was that Devin Smith talking or Mike Robinson? Devin Smith: Well, you could say that it was Mike Robinson because one characteristic of him is that he is the pissed off version of Devin Smith. It also regarded my, The Heavyweight, title, so that was more Mike Robinson involved. Kenny: Alright, this next question will be for Thomas Ruble. Tom, is it okay if I call you Tom? Thomas Ruble: You call me Tom again and I’ll break your neck. **kenny buries his head in his arms** I’m just kidding man. You can call me Tom. Kenny: Phew. Okay, Tom, contrast your character and you. Thomas Ruble: Alright…. I am very calm and relaxed most of the time. While Yojin is always active. I like to watch American Wrestling such as the World Wrestling Federation, but Yojin would rather get his nuts shaved. Yojin knows how to kill people over one hundred different ways. I only do because Yojin does. Yojin would use them. I would only use them in self defense, if that. Kenny: Thank you and now on to…Kevin Bradford. Alright, Mr. Bradford, how would you compare yourself to The Dude. Kevin Bradford: Well, they are two totally different people. Kenny: In what ways? Kevin Bradford: Well, I don’t really know this Kevin Bradford guy, but I’ll explain how they are two totally different people. Kevin Bradford probably has his own brain, arms, legs, penis, the whole works. The Dude has his own, too. Well, maybe minus the brain. Why do you guys always ask about Kevin Bradford like I’m supposed to know the guy like a brother or something, why do you expect so much of me? God, I hate that. Kenny: Note to self, don’t ask The Dude anymore questions. Alright, next question is for…. Marshall Mathers. Hey, Marshall, now in all your songs you are always swearing and talking about raping women and killing men and doing drugs. What is the real Marshall Mathers like? Marshall Mathers: Fu(censored) off, Ken Kaniff from Connecticut. I know who you are cause it’s…. Kenny: Thank you. Now, back to Scott Lavigne. Scott, what do you really think of the higher powered people. Like, Darren, JW, and them. What do you think of coporates? I know, Doozer, hates them for what they have done, but what do you think of them? Scott Lavigne: Well, if you want the truth, then I’ll give it to you. I really did hate those corporates in the uTw. I liked the guy when I first joined. He was good an all. Then, he turned into the biggest jack ass. I traveled along feds. Found the ICW, it was good. It's owner was cool, but then I remembered about the time that I was in the DWF and how much better I have gotten since then, so I decided to come in and leave my mark on the Dream Wrestling Federation. I wanted to make myself famous and I figured that the Dream Wrestling Federation would give me that. Kenny: Scott, what exactly is the Brain Trust? Scott Lavigne: The Brain Trust, well it is a group of the best wrestlers around. In every different fed. If you are in a big fed and one of the best in it. You are invited to join the Brain Trust. We have quite a few people from the Dream Wrestling Federation that are in Brain Trust, but it is lead by Aliester Crowley so it will. Kenny: Well, not many questions left. I do have a couple more for you, though. So, Scott, what do you think of Dazz both in character and out of character? Scott Lavigne: Well, I think Dazz is a great wrestler. I mean, of course he is the best in the business. In my mind, nobody can beat Dazz and nobody will. Dazz is an unstopable force. He is the real Innovation of Devastation, the real Master of Disaster. There is none better than Dazz. In the ring he is great, out of the ring he is a great friend too. Dazz told me that he wanted me in his little stable thingy, but he wasn't the one who decided if I could be in it. So, even if this was a lie, it still brought me up because I look like Dazz as a god. Any kind of compliment is just awesome. I've never wanted anyone else's approval of a good roleplay more than Dazz because he makes the best, so he should know what the good ones are. Kenny: Well, we are out of time and I am out of questions. So, I'm signing off here with Doozer and The Crew. Bye all. Scott Lavigne: Keep Cool everyone. Yeah, I say that out of character too. (The scene fades too..)
KEN KANIFF, FROM THE INTANET. I won’t go any further with that song so you can get on with this little shin dig.
