(Tinkerbell? Are you serious? How can something that looks similar to a piece of shit, a frog, an airplane, Doozer’s mom, a cheap whore, and superman look like Tinkerbell? What are you smoking?)

Doozer: Dude, it is a damn dog. Now you ask me if it is a dog so we can do this the right way.

You: Is it a… dog by any chance?