12/6/05:A new song? By Dopple Boppler? And the ever great Maven!? Omfg lykn/w!!!!111! http://www.snigle.net/doppleboppler/Stalking%20Where%20The%20Red%20Grass%20Grows.mp3
8/26/05:Only cosmetic changes to the front page today big boys and girls. Notice the new background music? And the new pictures? Good. Oh, and happy third anniversary to Super Mario Sunshine. Yayyyyyyyy.
8/25/05:Summer's almost over. Yippee. Anyways, a movie was made by a few miscreants, so uh, watch it. Yeah.
6/26/05:I added copyright information to the History of the Snigles page, because to my surprise, not only do people waste their time reading that crap, people also waste their time putting it up on their own sites without permission and giving credit to people other than me. Oh dear.
5/21/05:Just to prove I'm not dead, I did a small feature on an oral sex pamphlet I found. Yes, I used the words "oral sex" and "found" in the same sentence. I'm so bad I need a spanking.
5/1/05:No updates. I'm not even sure if this is the right date. But if it is then that means in one month I'll be out of school and happy. So ha foolios.
4/22/05:I'll be the first to admit that I hate rap. I'll also be the first to admit that I'm a white boy. But that didn't stop me from making a rap song: The Zeta Rap. Score! Lyrics and music by Raekwon, performed by the Boppfather. Note: If you don't play the online game Zeta most of it won't make much sense. Actually none of it really makes much sense anyways. Hooray. Main page background music also changed to a song by the ever great and sexy djpretzel.
4/19/05:No updates, except I stumbled upon this awesome little flash movie. Not only does it praise the older consoles, but it really hits the nail on the head about the PSP. Did I mention that it's Final Fantasy VI? Yeah, it's awesome. Go forth young one. http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html
4/17/05:The History of the Snigles update took longer than expected, but I'll have at least one part of it done by the end of the week. I could post the work I've done on it so far, but that would be silly, so I'll wait until I'm totally done. Anyways still no updates, so just settle down.
4/13/05:No updates todays'm, but I have news of an update that should be done by the end of the weekend. Since I really simply can't work on HotS 3.0 right now, or write anything at all, actually, I've decided to revisit History of the Snigles. Only this time, it's not going to be re-written. What am I going to do? Well, a couple people already know, but for the other hopeless wannabes, I'll keep it a secret until I'm done.
4/6/05:"Girls" page added, because girls who are sluts suck and I had to bitch about them. Yay.
3/25/05:The Axe Effect page added. Delve into the minds of some really frooked up advertising dudes who tried and failed to make the Boppfather horny and stupid enough to buy some crappy deodorant.
3/22/05:I noticed a slight...well, big error in the HotS zip. Namely that all the chapter one files were the original HotS, not the new ones. It's been fixed and whatnot, so you should download it again if you already did. And if you haven't...then download it anyways. Main page also back to normal, in terms of background and music.
3/19/05:A mysterious video that supposedly kills you in seven days has been discovered by accident while searching for porn. It's in the Other Stuff section for viewing.
As for HotS 3.0 news, I have about two and a half pages typed up, but I couldn't bring myself to work on it more than that. It's possible that I might get it done tomorrow, but don't expect much.
3/14/05:Hammer Bros. added to the Overlooked Characters page. Not much else to say, really, except that I might be able to finish HotS 3.0 this weekend, depending on my mood.
3/13/05:Main page and music changed to a more somber tone, as one of the Boppfather's best friends has died at the hands of a crazed idiot. Bart Oliver, you shall always be remembered. Even if it is by an idiot named Dopple Boppler who always speaks of himself in the third person.
3/12/05:Nope, no HotS 3.0 yet; I have a paper due on Monday that we've been working on for two months now and I still haven't started it, and if we don't do one we fail for the whole year. So instead, I took about half an hour out of my day to make a new section for Overlooked Characters. Yippee!
And since my horoscope says I'm getting laid on the 28th, I'm devoting all waking hours to prettying myself up for whatever hawt chicky baby is going to be receiving my seed, and therefore no HotS 3.0 until after Spring Break at the earliest, and no more updates for a while.
3/09/05:Main page music changed, because Kong In Concert is possibly the best album next to Led Zeppelin IV. And it's free! Download it now foolio.
Also, you may have noticed me doing a lot of small updates to the site. That's because, as some may or may not have guessed, I can't get History of the Snigles 3.0 up by this Monday. Yeah I know, it's such a huge dissapointment that the five or so people who actually read it'll have to wait a few more weeks.
"But lyk Bopp wen will itz be donez lolz?" you may be asking. Well to that, I'm not going to state an exact date as I've missed the last two, but I'd say anytime between the 15th of March and July 7th 2007 is a safe bet.
3/05/05:My own thoughts on the PSP have been added to the site. Care to try and flame me? My AIM is DoppleBoppler if you want to, you know, call me a kiddy gamer for supporting the DS. Main page music also changed, because Led Zeppelin kicks dagger.
3/01/05: "Seduction Page" added. If you've ever wanted to have sex with me, I've finally revealed the steps that you need to know. No one else is so considerate of their fans, now are they? All update logs from before the new year have also been deleted.
2/26/05: "Classification Page" added, as well as the main page music changed. What else is there to say? Those are the updates...now go stick your hand in a waffle iron.
2/21/05:Yeah I know it's the 20th, but I'm labeling it as the 21 because I feel like it. Anyways I added an "End of the World" page...and no, it's not some ranting about the end of the world...it's the best animated gif ever, accompanied by the song by REM. Go now, for the Boppfather commands it!
2/20/05:Ok, I lied. I did a tiny update, in tribute to the awesomeness that is Night At The Roxbury. Also, the Groin Page was finally fixed; and it has new music! Hooray! Both are located in the "Other Stuff" section.
2/19/05:The site's been de-Valentine's Dayized, on account of it not being Valentine's Day anymore. The rest of the site's also been updated, but only things such as layout and whatnot. Don't expect any more updates until HotS 3.0 is done my children. Ninja, VANISH!
02/14/05:Since there was no possible way I could have finished HotS this weekend on account of computer troubles, I whipped up a crappy Valentine's Page in about five minutes. Click the link above this box...or somewhere around there. I can't be bothered to add it to the scroll menu right now.
2/02/05:As the wait for HotS 3.0 whittles down, I decided to go on another perv hunt...and this was probably the most fun out of all of them yet. Hooray!
1/23/05:I've set the official release date for HotS 3.0: Valetine's Day. Yes'm, normally I keep these things secret, but I let the beans spill this time because I want to see if anyone will notice. On a side note, I really need to finalize the name, so if you have some suggestions, you know where to contact me.
1/19/05:Main page updated for Valentine's day. Yes'm, I realize it's a little early, but who gives a frook?
1/01/05:Happy New Years and all that jazz...lets get down to buisness. The main page has been de-Christmasfied, on account of it's not Christmas anymore. I may change it for Valentine's Day, but we shall see.
Since Snigle's servers got frooked for whatever reason, the mp3's had to be taken down from the HotS pages, and replaced with their midi counter parts. Not too big a deal, but I'm not sure if I got them all. Contact me if you find any pages I missed.
On account of crapy bandwidth issues, I decided to put up a zip file of the entire HotS 2.0. To download it, go to the HotS pages, and find the link at the bottom, then right click and save as. I highly recommend reading the story this way; sure, you don't hear the music or see the pictures, but it saves bandwidth, and then you don't have to wait an hour to continue reading.
Lastly, since I see no need to update the actual HotS game page, I might as well put on here that the coding is 100% complete, and should be released within the next week or two. Yippee!
