Humor about stuff................... yea. Know anything funny? a joke? put it in my guestbook and I'll put it here and link back to you! thank you so much!

Percrasonators UNITE!...... tomrrow.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if there were no sea sponges..........

What did the flower say to the shoe? Answer: hi.

Knock knock who's there? Santa says who santa says who-WHO? NO NO! santa doesn't say WHO WHO, he says HO HO!!!- submitted by Sarah

Person 1: the jerk store called and said they were out of you!
Person 2: oh yeah? the dumb imporium called and....... said you were dumb! ooooooooo!

want to make your own humor? now you can! just replace a couple (not too many) nouns with the word "pants". but you must be watching a movie. so, in the dialouge, you replace some nouns with pants. just as i said. especially like LOTR. hahaha. it is very funny in some cases. especially LOTR (that whole thing was very repetitive.)(whatever)

After half and hour of waiting, Aragorn, Legolas and friends await the late pizza boy...

Elija buys a copy of: "How to keep from hyperventilating in a crowd."

"stupid can!! i'll get you open if it's the last thing i do!"

"no!(sob) i cant believe it's not butter!"

this is funny! i love smegol.

ah! the over-used "LOTR as Santa's elves" joke. i even added a human and a hobbit! now its super special!! (yay!)

if there were thumbs in space and they got mad at each other there would be........