Mirror, mirror on the wall.....

This picture is notable because it, first of all, shows how big her nose can be.  And second, it shows the black roots in her hair.

This picture shows "Brit Brit" in one of the ugliest outfits I've ever seen her wear.  It looks like she stole the skirt from the 80s and the shirt from the bra burning 60s!  In my opinion, she needs to give them back!

There are so many things that are wrong with this pic. I'll only mention a few though.  First, is that a dress is a really long shirt?  Actually, if you look @ the end of if, you'll see that it looks like it was a longer skirt that has been cut of.  Second, is she wearing a bra?  I think not, but that wouldn't be anything new.  Remember the Kid's Choice Awards.  And third, I think she is sitting on Justin Timberlake's bed.  Look around.  Everything in that room is baby blue, Justin's favorite color.  Coincidence?  I think not.  And her roots are black again.

Who is the man with the remote?  And does he think the tv is on, or does he like to pretend like he's watching something? -Something besides what I believe to be his 17 year old daughter jump around in extremely revealing clothes!!  The little girl beside her is her sister.  She apparently didn't get the memo that said the 80s are over!!  Madonna -or anyone else-does not dress that way anymore.  Your big sister is who everyone idolizes now-as scary as that may be, it's unfortunately true.

Oh my goodness!!  This is probably the pic that best depicts the boob job, and that's all I have to say.

Her teeth look WAY too white.  Even when the pic is this small they just GLOW!  I don't think that regular, un-bleached, teeth do that.  She should have only worn the shirt, not the vest.  This was definitely taken before the boob job!

This is from Rolling Stone magazine.  Her shoes look like the shoes they used in China when foot binding was fashionable.  The shorts are too short, and what's with the shirt?  Did she pop the buttons when she tried to close it, or did she steal it from her little sister, or both?

What's with all the blue?  Has she been hanging around Justin too long?  Anyway, in this pic she looks a little pudgy, don't you think?  Is it just me, or are the ends of her hair brown?

So now her hair is suddenly long?  Oh well, this was no doubt taken before the surgery.

Britney has Barbie thighs in this pic.  They have a plastic glare on them.  I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...pink and red do not go together, ok?

This pic frightens me.  I can't decide whether or not her shirt-if you can call it that-has two half circles on the bottom, or if the half circles are the bottom of her bra sticking out.  I'm afraid that it's probably the later.  Another thing is the skirt.  It's on inside out and why is she holding it out?  Sorry Britney, but you look like you should be on the cover of Cheerleaders: The First Evil.  To get the full effect, you really need to see the big version.

I only have one thing to say.  Is this Britney Spears or Mariah Carey? (it really is Britney, but doesn't it look like Mariah Carey?)

Barbie's thighs are lookin' kind of large here-what happened?  Did you eat too much Ben and Jerry's ice cream?  Well, I think we all know where the fat went.

"Craaaazyyyy.....I just can't sleep..."  She drives me crazy, literally.  I thought that this was funny because of the hair in her face, and her expression.

Oh my!  It's career day at Britney's pre-school.  What does Britney want to be when she grows up?  A mechanic, of course.

This is from FANatic on mtv.  Doesn't look too happy to meet her fan, does she?

This was taken way before the "growth spurt" or else she would be popping out at the top!

Look @ the floor in this pic it looks like a whole bunch pillows or something.  It's not flat, it's kind of wavy.

I want to know what is in her hair.  First it's feathers in ...Baby One More Time, now these-whatever they are.

Kiss me Chad.  (Chad is her cousin, the guy in the video)

Remember when abc and Teen People mag. had the 21 hottest stars under 21?  Well that is where this pic came from.  I just noticed that the driver of this golf cart must have a big crush on Britney.  Sorry man, judging from the look on her face, she doesn't think too highly of you.

"Excuse you, like, I am not like Christina Agularia, Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore, or Hoku Ho-or whatever her name is.  K, you got that?"

Britney seems to look different in every pic.  This is a very good example.  Here we have at least 3 different hair colors, and 5 different styles.  All this in one pic.

Now Britney, maybe you didn't know this, but Cindy Crawford's mole is first of all on the left side, and second of all it's on her CHEEK, not her stomach.  Nobody can say that it's natural, because it's not there in any of the other pics with a belly shirt, and there are many.

This is from Britney's barn collection.  To do this photo shoot, they first had to get rid of all the animals, after all, they might look at her wrong.  We wouldn't want that, would we.

Her eyebrows are brown, but her hair is blonde, something isn't right with that.  The glare from the sun is also making it look sort of weird.

I just have one thing to say: how is she staying in that?

Her legs took more tan than the rest of her.  What's with all the pics of her with a bra, really short shorts, and an unbuttoned shirt?  Anyway, even the telitubbie can tell that her breasts are too big!

Why is the word BABY written across her butt, which is, by the way, hanging out?  Is it because that's the level she's on mentally?  How many bracelets can one person wear?  I think Britney went above and beyond the fashion limit.  Who's bike?  Did you steal it from some poor little girl in the neighborhood you did the photo shoot in?  No, no, it's probably yours.  I'll bet your glad they didn't get the training wheels in the pic.  If I lived in this neighborhood, I would not dare venture outside of my house during the shoot, for fear of seeing something very unnecessary.  No, I take that back, I might go outside.  But only to tell her that she could have some of my clothes, if she would cover herself up!

Is this supposed to be attractive?  It's not.  Why is she standing on her tip-toes?  She is paying no attention whatsoever to her fans, who would no doubt fall over dead if she turned around.  Not from the shock of actually getting to see her, but from the shock of what they were seeing!

Awwwwwwww......Now this is what a 12 year old wears.  Not the other things that Britney wears.

Constipated?

I wonder what Jason just said.  She doesn't look too excited to answer.

The shirt is too big, by this I mean the selves are too long, and it is not supposed to be that baggy and loose.  They cover, pretty much, her whole hand.  The pants are way too tight, and, I think, are used only to draw attention from how fake her hair is.

This was taken when she was what- 11, 12 maybe.  My parents wouldn't let me wear that out in public-ever-but definitely not when I wasn't even a teenager yet!!

Can we say WIG!?!?!?!?!

This is the same event as the pic above it!  Hmmmm... That's interesting.  How is your hair magically two different colors in the same night?  Maybe one or both are lies, it wouldn't be the first time.

They're drinking DIET Pepsi!!  Look at them, they defenataly do NOT need Diet Pepsi.  What also strikes me as funny is that her friends seem to be talking about her.  And whatever it is she's touching, she doesn't look to happy to be touching it.

Is it me or does she look dark everywhere but her head?  Somebody's got a bottle tan.

  If she wants to escape her "bubble gum" image why did she pose with this background?
One question, where are his hands?
  This is just way too revealing for my taste, esp. because she is such a role model for young girls.
  Sorry it's blurry.  Britney is an animal killer.

   This is what the fur should look like. (splashed with red paint)
Anybody see the resemblance between her and Melissa Joan Heart?
Ride em' cowboy!  Remember 'N Sync's song "Giddy Up"? Justin wrote it for her.
Keep your pants on!  This is your day job, not the strip club.
  What ugly shoes!  We aren't living in 300 b.c!  What's with the shirt?  She's going to fall out if she's not careful, but maybe that was her intention.
"Ahh, These strings would be giving me a HUGE wedgie, if I were wearing underwear."
Her head is not in proportion to the rest of her body, maybe she really is the Queen of mars!
  "But I thought the old lady threw it into the ocean in the end!"
Didn't your mama ever teach you not to put your feet on the tabel?
"Are we, like, wearing the same shirt?"