From the Bottom of my Broken Heart

"Never look down"
I said,
My boobs
were too small
so I had
them enhanced.
Cup size D up ahead,
training bra behind
which do I choose?
I guess I could say
It was just a
growth spurt
They'd have to believe
me if I said
that, do
you think that they would?

From the bottom of my
broken back
there's just a thing
or two I'd like to
tell you
These things cost money-
a whole lot of money
from the first dollars to
the very last bills
From the bottom of my
broken back
even though time will
help me to pay them off
They are still heavy,
so very heavy
'least they're not small
From the bottom of
my broken back

"Doctor," I said,
"Don't tell
anyone that I
got my boobs done."
If the press ever
finds out
My career would be
at an end

You could throw a dart
at my chest,
at my heart
But it really won't
do you much good
It would just bounce
back off

From the bottom of my
broken back
there's just a thing
or two I'd like to
tell you
These things cost money-
a whole lot of money
from the first dollars to
the very last bills
From the bottom of my
broken back
even though time will
help me to pay them off
They are still heavy,
so very heavy
at least they're not small
From the bottom of
my broken back

It was suposed to be
all just one big secret
but they've made it so
perfectly clear
that now everyone
knows

From the bottom of my
broken back
there's just a thing
or two I'd like to
tell you
These things cost money-
a whole lot of money
from the first dollars to
the very last bills

From the bottom of my
broken back
even though time will
help me to pay them off
These things cost money-
a whole lot of money
from the first dollars

From the bottom of my
broken back

"Never look down"
I said,
My boobs
were too small
so I had
them enhanced.

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