The many faces of Britney Spears:

   Well, let's face it, Britney is a NOT perfect like she thinks she is.  Whether it was an accident, or not I found a few pics of "the pop princess" that are-well-less than flattering.  I've also included my interprotation of what she is thinking.  Here they are, hope you enjoy them.......

  "Excuese me! Do you EVEN, like, know who I AM?!?!"
"AHHHHHHHH" (this is from Britney's auto-mechanic fashions calander)

"What?-a HAAT?- But my haaairrr!! my hair is , like, gonna be so messed up, ya' know?"

"Pucker up 'cuz" (her cousin is the guy in the video she is LUSTING over)

"I'm so board, when is that stupid girl going to get here? She's making me miss my day at the spa!!!"(this is from fanatic)

  "I don't want to sing this song anymore!! I could be in a nice cool hotel room.  But noooo, I have to be here, making this stupid video.  I'm,like so hot!  I think i'm gonna,like, die." (from "Sometimes")

  "Ummmm... like, I don't think I'm suposed to, like, tell you that-I mean-IF me and Justin are, like, goin' out,ya' know? So I can't tell you,Jason from A-L. Al-where's that?"

" Oops-did I forget my bra again? Man, I have big boobs now, that means I have to actually wear one.  Things aren't like they were before the surgery. I can't believe I forgot to wear a stupid bra!  Oh well, like, these kids have to be exposed to this SOMETIME, right?  Really I'm just doin' their parents, like, one big favor, cool.  I'm the best role model EVER!!"

Oops, was that me?  Gosh, I hope nobody smells it!!