Notice the different positions of her boobs.  If you didn't watch the show then you don't know that at the first of the show she was talking about her boob job and they started moving.  She then started talking about how she lip-syncs all of her concerts and she got out of sync with the tape.  Anyway, now you know.
Uh uh uh, our precious Queen of Pop SMOKING?  Looks like Christina Aguilera has a new role in the world-o-pop (after Britney is kicked out of the thrown).  It also appears that she has been speech and fashion tips from her brother, Justin Timberlake (She was talking in ebonics throughout this skit, although she needs to work on the flow of her words).
For this skit she had to have a southern accent.  She's from Louisiana, but she was really struggeling with it.  This was probaply her favorite skit though, look how far her boobs hang out of that dress!!
She's probably thinking, "I hope having to touch this garbage guy is worth the good publicity I'm gonna- I BETTER - get!  This is going to be the last time I'm EVER going to let ANYBODY  convince me that being nice to the fans is a good thing!!"
"Can I please flach th audience?"  This is her performance of Oops...I did it again.  It looked like a Prince video, only there is one girl and a bunch of guys (all dressed in tight clothes)

This is her performance of "Don't let me be the last to know." After each phrase she would brethe then add an extra "eeeee" or "ooooo" on the end.  Needless to say, it was really bad.
This is Britney saying good-bye to every one.  In the first one she's checking herself out in the moniter and in the second one the girl behind her looks like she is ready to kill Britney.  Only if we're lucky, right?

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