REALITY STATEMENTS...

It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.

There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.

The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.

There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.

You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.

You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.

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What T-Shirt Slogan will fit your mood for today?

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

I pretend to work and they pretend to pay me.

I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable.

It ain't the size, it's . . . no, it's the size.

I thought that I wanted a career, it turns out that I just wanted paychecks.

I plead contemporary insanity.

Errors have been made, others will be blamed.

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The following humorous pics were NOT made by me! First and foremost I needed to state that! So why are they posted?? Because I found them and I thought they were hilarious or cute or whatever you want to call them! If you want to go to their sites... I linked them! Just click on the link underneath!! That's all! :-)

Here is one in a page in itself considering this one seems to be getting a little crowded! How To Be Happy

*Pic found here!

*The pics below were emailed to me. I have no clue who made them, but they were so adorable, I thought I would share! I love the first one! (Wonder why!)*

*The pics below were also emailed to me. HOWEVER.. they have a sexual content to them. If you do not think you are mature enough to look at them, do not scroll down! I do not know who made them, I am in NO WAY taking credit for them. I thought they were funny and I love to share humor! Check 'em out!