• "Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield."  - Dwight D. Eisenhower
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  "Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it." - Louisa May Alcott. Little Women.


• "Never tell people how to do things.  Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity." - General George S. Patton Jr.


• "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan


• "It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."  - Woody Allen


• "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."  - Earl Wilson


• "Most rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, for people who can’t read."  - Frank Zappa


• "'It can't happen here' is Number 1 on the list of famous last words." - David Crosby


• "Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on."  - Winston Churchill


• "It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, that gives happiness."  - Thomas Jefferson


• "Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him." - Charles de Gaulle


• "I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."  - Sir Isaac Newton


• "Philanthropist. A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who his pocket."  - Ambrose Bierce


• "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."  - Voltaire

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