Cell Phone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife
something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decides to buy Her a cell phone. She is all
excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains
to her all the fetures on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings
and it's her husband, "Hi hon, "he says, "how do you like
your new phone?"
"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear
as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand. How did
you know that I was at Wal-Mart?"