The Genie Three guys, one Irish, one English, and a Scotsman are out walking on the beach one day. They come across a lantern and one of them picks it up and out pops a Genie. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes in total." The Irishman says, "I am a fisherman, my father was a fisherman, his father was a fisherman and my son will be a fisherman too. I want all the oceans full of fish forever." So, with the blink of an eye,Phoom,the oceans were teaming with fish for all eternity. The Englishman was really impressed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, because we're fed up with Jocks and Micks and the like coming into our country.This wall will keep all foreigners out, and will protect us forever. It will be England for the English for all eternity." Again, Phoom, there was a huge wall around England. The Scotsman then asked, "I'm very curious about this wall, tell me about it." The Genie replies, "Well, it's about 150 feet tall, and about 50 feet wide, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Scotsman says, "Fill it with water."