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Bweeeeee!
A spamfic by Catnip
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	"Ne...Ryooga-kun?" 
	Lulled by the dulcet tones, P-chan looked up from his place on the 
floor, beaming at the smiling goddess as she sat on her bed, grinning 
mischievously down at him. She was wearing that blue dress of hers that always 
showed off her feminine figure so well. Lost in her smile and endlessly deep 
black eyes, he gazed, mesmerized. 
	P-chan stared up at Akane, and her adorable grin got even wider. 
He thought his heart would explode from the simple happiness that her smile gave 
him, like bright sunlight through stained glass. 
	"Gotcha...Ryooga-kun" Akane whispered, her smile widening further 
into something akin to a cat looking at too much cream. Only then did P-chan see 
the predatory gleam hidden in the twinkle of her eyes. 
	*SHE....SHE KNOWS!* Ryooga thought. Terrorized, his nervous system 
did the only thing it could come up with on such short notice, and he fainted 
with a single, gurgling "Bweeeee!" 
                            * * * * * 
	P-chan woke up in a panic, jumping out of Akane's warm, soft arms 
with a frightened squeal. Panting, he looked up at his angel, who was sleeping 
in her bed and smiling softly in the moonlight coming through the window. 
	He crouched on the floor, panting and looking at her for the 
slightest trace of what had happened. She cutely mumbled something in her sleep 
and pulled her arms further into herself, as if hugging him closer. Finally, he 
realized what had happened. 
	*I had that dream again, didn't I?* 
	P-chan shook his head, trying to clear out the maze of conflicting 
emotions. Why did he keep having these dreams? Was his conscience poking at him 
in some twisted, cruel way? He loved being her pet; loved the closeness and her 
affection more than his own life. 
	*But is it really fair to her, not knowing?* 
	Confused, P-chan wandered out of the cracked-open door to go think 
by himself for a while. 
                            * * * * * 
	Akane waited until P-chan had left, then buried her face in her 
pillow, giggling until her stomach felt tight and she was gasping for breath. 
	*This is....so....much....fun!* 
	*Maybe tomorrow I'll give him a bath!* she thought, then was 
immediately immobilized by another fit of giggling into her pillow. 
	When she could breathe again, she rolled onto her back, closing 
her eyes. Another evil grin spread across her cheeks as she thought of all of 
the ways she could encourage Ryooga's conscience to torture him, the next time 
she saw him in man form. 
	Her own conscious nagged her, and for a moment she questioned 
whether what she was doing was really fair to Ryooga. She shrugged it off, 
knowing that he could end it at any time, by simply telling her the secret he 
thought he kept. 
	*Ranma's gonna really be pissed though, when I tell him I still 
want my pet.* she thought, smiling as she pictured another delicious argument 
between them. Tension raising her adrenaline; anger covering the insatiable 
desire she felt for him, when he was angry at her. 
	Briefly, she wondered if she could keep fooling Ryooga; wondered 
if she should let up on him for a while. 
	*Nah!* she thought, rolling over to get some sleep. After all, 
this was the fifth time this week... 
	Catnip 
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