Christ: Absolutely! There are a couple of misconceptions out there.
First, I wasn’t named when Joseph hit his thumb with a hammer.
Second, Easter is too commercial. I’m surprised that Home Hardware hasn’t done a spot in which they are helping the bloody Romans pick out lumber for My cross and mentioning that nails are on sale for Passover!
Third, My middle name isn’t Fucking. It is Harvey!
dougzone: Harvey?
Christ: Yes, Jesus H. Christ!
dougzone: Thanks for this, Jesus.
Christ: If I never hear that phrase again, it will be too Father damn soon!
dougzone: Well, good-bye, then.
Christ: Thank you.
dougzone: No! Thank You, Jesus!
Christ: Oh, shit!
