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Science breaks through again!
London, UK – British scientists, using five Gary Larson cartoons to test identical twins and non-identical twins, have found that senses of humour have more to do with upbringing than genes. Each set of twins, fraternal as well as identical shared the same view of the cartoons.
“Seems to me that this really proves that twins have a certain sense of humour than other people,” quipped Gary Larson, the retired author of Farside cartoons. “Maybe, too, my single panel features are simpler to understand. Didn't any one of those Brits think of that?”
In other news from the science lab,
· Psychologists have determined that people of any sort that enjoy the Family Circus are in need of desperate help. “There is nothing funny about that piece of crap, at all,” Dr. Joyce Brothers whined hormonally.
· A study by veterinarians concludes that lovers of Garfield and Marmaduke strips are just plain lunatics. “Garfield appeals to people that are real pussies, in fact,” the study reports.
· Meanwhile, individuals that can’t wait to read another Calvin and Hobbes are more than likely “former hippies suffering from acid flashbacks” a report from the Timothy Leary is Not Dead Society states. “Like man, this one is way out there and should be dealt with only by those that have transcended the bonds of the establishment. Like I’ll have another Espresso, man. Oops, I think I left the tape recorder running. Oh, what the hell, I’ll edit that out after lunch, man,” the confusingly disoriented paper meanders.
No reports are available on Sherman’s Lagoon nor the Wizard of Id episode where the sign painter drew a picture of the King to indicate “Fort In Nine Kilometres” so they are deemed to be acceptable reading for any normal person on this planet or any other.
Larson's "Beware of Doug" speaks the truth.
For pussies, only!
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Suitable for reading in the insane asylum
