Washington – American researchers have done it, again! This time they have determined that driving while asleep is not conducive to safe travel.
The American Automobile Association released a study today that stated ironically, “This should be a wake-up call to all those folks that have not been getting enough sleep.”
Other studies currently being conducted in the U. S. of A. include:
1. Is the refrying of beans really necessary?
2. Does overeating lead to obesity?
3. If a plane crashes right on the Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors?
4. How much Raid is required to kill the Y2K Bug?
5. Are there “flavor” enhancers in Canadian beer or is it just better than ours?
6. Does the Man in the Moon really like cheese?
7. Who put the piss in pistachios?
8. Check or Cheque: The Financial Dilemma.
9. Do blondes really have more fun?
10. Which came first? The chicken or the Colonel?
