London, UK – Sodom, the alleged-by-the-Bible town of sin, is about to be probed by its first visitor in 4 000 years. Michael “Butthead” Sanders, a biblical scholar and renowned anal-retentive, is going to re-enter the small village using a mini-submarine nicknamed Enema 1.
“We are about to embark on our first dive. Oh, I prefer plunge!” Sanders uttered gaily. “The thrust of my work will to be to prove all the non-believing buggers wrong.”
Enema 1, a pink-coloured vessel, fashioned after Sanders’ own penis, is covered with a thin latex covering to resist the acidic environment, will, on occasion, operate independently but can be operated remotely by hand.
Sanders is hopeful that his insertion into the Dead Sea will reveal the lost settlements in the northwest of that body of water.
An Israeli geologist, David Neev scoffs at Sanders’ claim.
“I have strong suspicions that Sodom is located much further to the south,” he added sarcastically. “I know that Michael will be totally bummed out when he comes to the realization that he has entered the wrong place, once again!”
