Ottawa- New Democratic leader, Alexa McDonough, has come out in favour of her party supporting a Liberal minority government. Alexa probably has a trip to Crystal Balls ‘R’ Us in her future as she seems to have picked up a crystal ball for the next millennium.
Yukon – Political scientists are fabricating a huge, huger than normal, plastic likeness of Brian Mulroney’s head that will be placed over Mount Logan so that we can forget the Mount Trudeau era of Canadian history.
The poli-sci people are negotiating to retrieve the term Mount Mulroney from Brian’s daughter, Caroline.
Plans are in the works to develop the chin region of Mount Mulroney into the world’s largest ski slope.
Toronto – Joe Clark was seen traipsing around a PC fundraiser in Toronto with none other than Brian Mulroney. It seems that Joe’s daughter, Catherine, had a date with someone her own age.
New York – George Steinbrenner has announced he is negotiating a deal that would see his New York Yankees win the World Series for the rest of the millennium. The deal calls for George to roast over an open fire, not unlike chestnuts, for the remainder of eternity. His lunch break would involve standing in raw sewage, up to his chin while the Catholics waterski. When questioned about the arrangement, George said, “Hey, I live in New York! That’s nothing!”
