You think you're stupid? Well you are, but here's probably the most embarassing fucking moment of my life right cheauh.. I was out in the garage working on my car with Erin's dad right, and we finished up and he went inside. I was in a hurry to get to the other house cause I had to call Darren back, so I put away the tools, shut the hood and took off. On the freeway for not even 5 minutes and "KA-BAM!" hood in my fucking windsheild at 70mph. Luckily it pushed it up so far I could see under it a little, and so I tossed on my hazards and cruised off the next exit and sat at the bottom of offramp. I tried to use the stupid callbox. Nothing. Luckily some girl had a cellphone she let me use. Luckily there was no traffic on the freeway. Luckily the glass didnt shatter into pieces that embedded themselves in my face. Thank You Honda for safety glass. Anyway, I got ahold of Erin's dad and waited a half hour for him to come out. During that time a cop told me to basically get the fuck off the offramp and go park in the commuter parking space across the road. My car still worked fine so I did and waited there. Mike showed up with a buddy of his and they dented the hood back out and used some wire to safety tie it. Basically, in my hurry to leave I didn't push the hood all the way down and since my backup safety latch is broke it didn't hold cause the primary wasn't all the way latched. Now there's a couple BIG FUCKING spiderweb cracks in my window. I'm just waiting for the fix-it ticket. And I swear I'll never forget that sound of the hood flying up and hitting the window at 70mph no matter how hard I try. Yes, I am a complete fucking idiot, and I hope that you feel better about that time you tripped in school and dropped your lunch, or the time you went swimming with your crush and your tampon fell out.
PEACE PUSSY.