What is comedy? What's funny? You're funny. Funny motherfucker. You like making people laugh? You get your jollies from pokin fun? Huh? HUH? You think you're hot shit huh you little bag of laughs 'n' shit. Ooohh boy. Nothin I hate more than a FUCKING COMEDIAN. Some emotionally disturbed comedian. Touchin up on himself for laughs. You funny-lookin' motherfucker. Don't you EVER make fun of me. I'll sue you bitch! Sue the fuck outta you funnyman. You think it's funny that I have chemical wounds on my face? HUH? You think it's funny that my little brother is retarted? Yea? Motherfucker. Why you laughin' at my poison tattoo? Winger fan. Suck a ballsack you curly-haired funnyman. Suck a fat fucking custard-dipped Ballsack. Taste like flan? You like flan? Or you just laugh at it? You laugh at everything. Fuckin' comedian.
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Laughin at me while I sit here writing and listening to george michael on my memorex walkman with no rewind button sippin on some gordon's orange flavored vodka and caressing my Robin Williams fake-tattoo (thanks johnston). Laugh then! Bitch! LAUGH. Laugh you motherfuckeR! I can see your stupid fucking grin. When you walk by me in the mall. When you see me on top of your girlfriend with my mullet bouncin'. When you go to the bathroom and see me on my knees in front of the bowl havin dinner. LAUGH pissdrinker. I'm gunna lay on the street in the pouring rain and finger myself in my jean jacket.
Fat fuckin' comedian.