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| Noticeboard: NEW LOOK TOSSERS MAKE LONG AWAITED RETURN - TISSUE SALES SKYROCKET 3 December 2007 The Full Tossers have today officially announced the news that thousands across the world have been waiting for - we're back! Fielding a new look team in a new centre, a spokesperson representing the Tossers read from a prepared statement that the Full Tossers would resume in a middle grade at Strathpine Indoor Sportz from Monday night at 7:30pm. Thousands are expected to cram into the centre for the highly anticipated return of the Tossers, with most interest likely to centre on the performance of the new recruits. After completing their apprenticeship as fill-ins, the globally reknowned Elliott brothers have now cemented their places in the starting line up. Known as the "David Beckham of Indoor cricket", Paul "Dog" Fraser was also snapped up on a lucrative 3 year deal which will see him equal the pay of the highest earning Tossers - that being nothing... Regular statesmen Taylor, Little, Campbell, Harper and Sengstock round out the Tossers line up. On the back of this exciting announcement, Tissue sales have predictably skyrocketed, with trading suspended on Kleenex indefinitely. Gentlemen, start your whacking! PLAYER UPDATES TO BE MADE IN COMING DAYS |
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