Rice Jokes

1. A foreign car is like a whore, cheap and easy to leave behind.

2. Uncle Bens Rice: 2:00 minutes
Shitty Honda: 2 seconds.

3. Foreign cars are automotive humor.

4. Foreign countries export cars to get rid of waste.

5. Don't recycle.... Your helping to make a foreign car.

6. Here's a quote I found on-line: I love pulling up to a stoplight next to one of those little pimped-out econoboxes with the Hot-Wheels tires and the huge spoiler and tinted windows and not enough muffler, and watching them scoff at my ancient, beat-up, primer-grey-mottled beast, then, when the light turns green, flooring it and leaving them coughing in my smoke and trying to explain to their frat brothers why they just got dusted by a family station wagon...

7. Another Quote: There is no replacement for cubic-inch displacement.

8. foreign cars are like tampons.....every pussies got one!