MENSAN MILITIAMAN #5

(Member of the Mensan Militia)

(Member of the Mensan Militia)

Mike Santana was a former color commentator for the Heavenly Wrestling Association when it was known as Galactic Championship Wrestling. He had a self-professed crush onDavid Philip Snedeker's adopted daughter Ambrosia until 187 and GTA (who were then wrestling as a tag team known as the CRIME FAMILY) made an one-time off-color remark towards David, accusing him of having an inappropriate relationship with Ambrosia. Mike took this remark and ran with it, irritating not only his broadcast partner Austin Williams, but the entire SNEDEKER CLAN "Dangerous" Dan Sexton", "Renegade" Danny Redbow David and Ambrosia) as well as commissioner Thomas Nixon, who fired Mike.

Angry at the David for getting him fired from his broadcast job, Mike became the manager of the SIN-DICATE (187, GTA, and Desiree DeMonique) and began feuding with the Snedeker Clan until Cordanus became the majority owner of the Heavenly Wrestling Association and began firing over half of the wrestlers, including Mike and Desiree.

It's A Gas--While the opponent is seated in the corner, Mikey walks over and sits on his face. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, sometimes he passes gas right in the opponent's face, knocking him unconcious. Either way, Mikey may be disqualified for the move

(This character is based on an inside joke between myself and a couple of co-workers at my job concerning a mutual friend and former co-worker.)

Mikey has a problem with flatulence. To be honest, he constantly cuts the cheese. His gaseous problem is so bad that no one will let him rent an apartment or eat in a restaurant, forcing him to live as a homeless person who must eat food tossed in the garbage just to survive. He's hoping that a career as a wrestler will help him change his luck, and maybe even earn enough money to pay for a doctor to help him with his problem.