SHEIK KHALID SIRHAN
SHEIK KHALID SIRHAN
ALLAH AHKBAR!--a hammerlock flatliner
Sheik Khalid Sirhan (whose name in Muslim means "immortal wolf") was formerly known in the Heavenly Wrestling Association as undercard jobber MULLAH BIN LADEN because of his close resemblance to al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. He claims that because of this and his Middle-Eastern heritage that he was “type-cast as a terrorist”, but now he’s out to make a name for himself as himself. However, the fans don’t buy his “turning over a new leaf” one bit, given his past acts, including the infamous alleged “anthrax powder”, which has since been tested and proven to be nothing more than baby powder, which Khalid claims that heel wrestlers have used for years to blind their babyface opponents, and that if it were really anthrax that he were throwing in the ring that he’d be dead now himself from anthrax exposure.
* Big Feet Dropkick--a standing dropkick, made more devastating by the big clown shoes he wears to the ring.
* Big Top Drop--a running flatliner
* Wishbone--a double leg drop leg split
* Curly Shuffle Superkick--Slap Stick performs the Curly Shuffle until he is close enough to his opponent to deliver a superkick.
* Whoopie Cushion--the same vertical splash from the top turnbuckle used by Doink the Clown
RUNNING GAG--a running cobra clutch bulldog
Slap Stick is from Clownworld, a planet on the outer rim of the Charybdis Galaxy where all clowns come from. He became a wrestler because he wanted to challenge Tricks the Clown, whom he doesn't find hilarious in the slightest. He feels that Tricks the Clown has brought a bad name to clowns everywhere, and he wants to teach him respect for the make-up that he puts on.
Tornado punch--a discus punch
Tornado forearm--a discus forearm
Tornado bulldog--a swinging bulldog
F-5--the same move used by Brock Lesnar in the WWE
Tornado ddt--a swinging ddt
VORTEX-PLEX--Tornado lifts his opponent for a vertical suplex then begins spinning rapidly in the middle of the ring with his opponent high in the air before dropping him to the mat. Roll one die for Finisher Rate. (aka, "Tornado's category")
'Nuff Said!--Just like her big sister, Justine Nuff, Tuffy executes a sit down power bomb from a fireman's carry position.
SHO' NUFF--a katahajime/camel clutch combination