EPSILON BETA

(Formerly known as N'GLECT THE FORGOTTEN; Married to AMBROSIA)

BETA MAX--with the opponent lying face-down on the mat, Epsilon Beta applies a half-nelson/chicken wing combination, then pulls back into a camel clutch-type position

THE CLUB--While his opponent is lying on his stomach on the mat, GTA wraps his legs around the opponent's arm at the shoulder, then grabs the opponent's wrist and drops back in a variation of a Fujiwara armbar. Sometimes, after GTA defeats an opponent with THE CLUB, he separates the shoulder by keeping the hold on him. Roll 1 die. On a roll of 6, he separates the shoulder. Opponent rolls 4 dice for injury length. Roll GTA's disqualification rate. If GTA is disqualified, assume that the referee reverses his decision and awards the match to his opponent by disqualification.

ILLEGAL BRIEFS--Halle grabs the steel briefcase she carries to the ring and then takes a running charge and smashes it into her opponent's head.

IVY LEAGUE--Harvard Yale sets his opponent on the top turnbuckle facing the ring and climbs to the top rope outside the ring, grabs his opponent in a dragon sleeper, then lifts him up and slams him to the mat