NewGate

Located In The caribbean depths of my mind, this place is an island of imagiNation where stories come from life, lipton tea and the pursuit of haplessness. You would arrive from your cruise ship early in the morning, landing your motor-driven jetty in the warm sands of our soft, private shores. Unloading your backpacks of fun, you hike the quarter mile to the front gate. Presenting your ticket to ride, you cross the threshold of reality as you step into our Virtual Theater...where anything can and will happen. The theater is a compound as you soon explore and discover our island retreat.
In the center of this fantasy island, like a crown in the center of a caribbean princess tiara, The Theater. A friendly, open aired place, where we find a big stage and outdoor ampitheater nestled in the valley of breezy tropical hills. It is a magical place where famous players, long since dead, come to life again and perform for you! It's a weird and strange trip, a mild mannered daytripper's mind blowing fictional trail of tales. It's a cyber community of clubs you wouldn't want to be a member of but you are anyways...
To the left, down a flower lined aisle like pathway to a flat area next to the beach...an indoor/outdoor art gallery...a little collection of native hippie looking people, peacefully sitting around in rows, selling little wares and food and drink and whatever...being in international waters suspends the applicable laws of theunitedstateofamerikkka...to each his own!
The beach washes the waters for another slow, sloping quarter mile and around the back side of the island, a small campground. Tents and grass thatch huts dotting the white sands in the coconut grove. Little lights sparkling in the trees reflecting the thousands of stars in the velvet tradewinds skies. Continuing through the trees, back towards the center again, over the hills and there, another little stage for the people who are coming up in the world...whoever, wherever and whatever it is, it might pop up on this little stage...

And That's the BlissAcres Virtual Theater.