> TegytypeR: sooo how is that cunt cheese working for > you > drx975: very well > drx975: it tastes so good these days > drx975: i mean hey what are gfs for? > TegytypeR: OMG NO NO NO NO!!!!!! > TegytypeR: i was kidding man EWWWWWWw > TegytypeR: jk hahhahahha > TegytypeR: ronchi > TegytypeR: omg marc's whole family is playing with > us tommrow > drx975: hahahahhaa > drx975: hahahahhaa yes yes yes > TegytypeR: nonono ronchi > TegytypeR: cunt cheese is sacrelegious > drx975: yummmmmmmmmm > TegytypeR: omg have you ever spooned that shit > TegytypeR: i bought some moldy cunt cheese at the > store once, it like turned green after 2 days > TegytypeR: but i still spreaded it on my toast > drx975: bought it?!?!?! > drx975: WHERE CAN I GET MY HANDS ON THIS WONDERFUL > PRODUCT? > TegytypeR: UM > TegytypeR: actually it is ever where > drx975: can i get some of ur cunt cheese my good > friend > TegytypeR: many ppl sell it for the low price of > 3.99 > drx975: 3.99!! WOWWWWW > TegytypeR: for a SHITLOAD tehy only sell in teh > SHITLOADS > TegytypeR: it is like 5 bushels > TegytypeR: teh equivalent > TegytypeR: top grade cunt cheese is like 8.99 it is > made buy hellmans > TegytypeR: "hey bring out the BEST" > TegytypeR: THEY* > drx975: LOL > drx975: hmmm > drx975: is it warm and frothy? > TegytypeR: well it has more of a PASty complextion > but yeas like the first bite is quite frothy > TegytypeR: teh top layer > TegytypeR: teh "protective coating" > drx975: LOL > drx975: pasty complexion? > drx975: you mean > drx975: i can also use it on my FACE??!?! > drx975: o man! > TegytypeR: OO yes it is two for one > TegytypeR: you can also use it as lube > TegytypeR: IT is sooooo good > drx975: omg!!!!!!!! > drx975: :-)!!!!!!!!!! > TegytypeR: it smells like hord boiled croch hair but > it is really slippery and gets the job done > drx975: LOL > TegytypeR: LUBE AHHHHHH > TegytypeR: NO > drx975: can it be used as a laxitive too? > drx975: cuz u know > drx975: i like to shit myself as fequently as > possible > TegytypeR: why are we talking of such heinuos ideas > TegytypeR: yeah > TegytypeR: hahah > drx975: the warm goooshy feeling just makes me > tingle > TegytypeR: OMg i like take 8 shits a day > drx975: im not sure why we are surmising such > perverse heinous ideas mike > drx975: wheres buck been > drx975: i was playin in $in like all day waiting for > him > drx975: i wasted the day away today > TegytypeR: i drain my ass, like it sorta looks like > a, imagine a cat walking across teh street, ok jus > picture that and tehn a tank runs over it, and tehn > some guy gets a shovel and scrapes it up and it is > not flat anymroe, and it is still in teh street and > some guy with a hanger attached to his bumper, > suddenly hookes on to teh cat and draggs it for > miles on 4 grit road, the quotient of that is wat my > asshole looks like > drx975: LOLOLOLOLOL > drx975: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG > TegytypeR: we ended paintball at like 330 > TegytypeR: hahha omg that is latest ever > drx975: yeah > TegytypeR: well that is the qoutient is taht AFTER i > take my 8 SHITs, ( teh CORNY MACHINEGUN SHITS,AND > THE LIQUID RUSH) and DONT WIPE,the key is, >>>>> > NEVER EVER WIPE!!!!!!!!!!! > drx975: LO0LOLOLOLOLOL OMFG SICK SICK SICK > drx975: you should not use a paintball gun > drx975: instead, > drx975: bend over and shoot the machine gun corn at > them > drx975: and the liquid rush will "mark" them > drx975: then strain the remaining liquid into your > water bottles > drx975: and drink up > drx975: refreshing your body with a nourishing > poison > TegytypeR: yeah i would have to eat alot of hoagies > and broccoli and horse radish and lima beans and > ATLEast A FUCKING SAC OF SHITLOAD OF COTTAGE > CHEESE!!!! > TegytypeR: oo yes > drx975: LOL > drx975: LOLOL > drx975: cottage cheese o yes > drx975: the concoction > TegytypeR: i could also use arsenic and HYdrocloric > acid > drx975: good times hahah > drx975: arsenic o yes > TegytypeR: to replenish my kidneys > drx975: lolol > TegytypeR: i wish it was still there > drx975: yea i know > TegytypeR: hahah omg > TegytypeR: i am going to make a new one > drx975: we should grow some type of deadly > disgusting bacteria that mutates into little > sea-monster bugs that walk and fly on land > TegytypeR: i have a new project a FUCKING REALLY OLD > STALE AS FUCk peice of bread, like i got it it is a > roll at some restuarant > drx975: with our concoctions > drx975: LOL > drx975: lets go on expedition for raw sewage > drx975: rancid milk > TegytypeR: omg > drx975: and just quality diarhhea mixed in with some > vomit > TegytypeR: that is like BIOHAZARDOUS rancid milk > EWWWW > drx975: wow that would be quite the concoction > TegytypeR: i drink that every morniing > TegytypeR: i need a friggin fork to eat cereal > drx975: hahahahahahaha > drx975: u need a knife to cut thru the old milk > drx975: omgggg ewww > TegytypeR: ooo yes we would aslo need a special > hpobaric chamber > TegytypeR: jus a gatorade wont work > drx975: yeah ahahhahahaha > TegytypeR: hehhe > TegytypeR: yeah > drx975: we would need like steel reinforced > containers > TegytypeR: you bring your moms biggest kitchen knofe > oever when you play with us someitmes > drx975: LOLOLOLOL > TegytypeR: i ahve established knife rounds after we > get out > drx975: LOLOL > drx975: knife rounds > drx975: omg hahaha > TegytypeR: machete is good > TegytypeR: try somethign long so you dont ahve to > get too close > drx975: can i bring like one of those industrial > saws > TegytypeR: we should jus do it sometime it would > rule > drx975: u know > TegytypeR: like we should play for keeps too!!! > HEHEH > drx975: the ones that have spikes as big as my head > TegytypeR: if it is gas powered > drx975: LOL > TegytypeR: sure hell yes we encourage that shit > drx975: ah > TegytypeR: oo yes > drx975: how about a good ol' game of 12 gauge > automatic shotgun? > TegytypeR: im bringing a wood chip grinder, i can > push ppl into it > drx975: LOLOL > TegytypeR: and pis on the remains when it comes out > teh end > TegytypeR: oo yea > TegytypeR: you bet your ass we can play that > drx975: the ultimate sadistic game > drx975: the national sadistic game > drx975: instead of > drx975: the nation survival game > drx975: national* > TegytypeR: ahha > TegytypeR: ill be in turmoil after one round > drx975: which is what paintball was first > called...hahaha turmoil lol > drx975: im gonna have like 8 tumors > TegytypeR: hahha > drx975: and like 8 arms > TegytypeR: hahaha > TegytypeR: yeah 8 tumors and tehn you implode > drx975: cuz its gonna be like chemical warfare > drx975: ultimate war > drx975: every weapon imaginable > TegytypeR: lets have a conventional warfare match > drx975: and all u have for cover is a fuckign stick > bunker > TegytypeR: i mean like jus house hold gadgets i mean > office supplies > drx975: we should play > drx975: instead of > drx975: shotgun > TegytypeR: liek staple removers > TegytypeR: and shit > drx975: we should play throwing knives > TegytypeR: and hot glue guns > TegytypeR: and paper clips > drx975: hide behind a bunker then pop up and throw a > knife > TegytypeR: and xerox machines > drx975: XEROX MACHINES LOLOLOL LMFAO > drx975: what the fuck is that gonna do > drx975: HAHGAHHA > drx975: omfg omfg > TegytypeR: and #1 dad mugs > drx975: LOLOLOL > TegytypeR: hahah > drx975: and clothes > drx975: throw clothes at each other > TegytypeR: OMFG :: GAGGGG:: (THROAT HEMERAGE) > drx975: LOL > TegytypeR: FUCKING FUCK > drx975: hahahhahaha > TegytypeR: AHHHH this hurts like muther > TegytypeR: yeah > TegytypeR: omg i need to like gut out my trachea and > sell it on the black market before it goes bad > drx975: LOL > drx975: dude > TegytypeR: cut* or gut > TegytypeR: w/e floats your sperm ppol > TegytypeR: pool* > drx975: i should sell my larenx so that way i can be > silent and stealth my way around the world and no > one will be able to detect me > drx975: because i dont have a way of vocally > communicating therefore you cant see me > TegytypeR: HAHHAHA > drx975: wow that would be so awesome > TegytypeR: im goign to seel my ear lobe to someone > that needs it, i heard it is a big demand in bosnia > TegytypeR: ii ic really that may work > TegytypeR: sell* > drx975: i know what ill do > drx975: ill sell my gf for some good cash > drx975: quick money > TegytypeR: i wanna sell my whole crotch > drx975: LOL > drx975: LOL OMFG > TegytypeR: jus teh whole regeion to like science > drx975: and just have NOTHING??!?! > drx975: JUST NOTHING THERE > drx975: JUST ... > drx975: SKIN??! > TegytypeR: OO yeah pimpn aint easy > drx975: a girl would like go to pull out ur dick and > nothing would be there but skin > drx975: omfgomfogmfogmfomgfomgfomfg ahhahahaha > TegytypeR: yeah instead of JUS DICK AND BALLS > INSTEAD OF PUSSY AND CUNT CHEESE NO FUCKING SKIN< > WITH A PUCH HIDDING A DICK > TegytypeR: NOPE NONE > drx975: how about > drx975: a retractable dick > drx975: they should make those > TegytypeR: POUCH* > drx975: so that you can put it away > drx975: in the pouch > drx975: and zip it up > TegytypeR: hahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha > OOMMFFG > drx975: a zipper too > drx975: hgahahahahhahahaha] > TegytypeR: yeah omg > TegytypeR: zipper and shit > TegytypeR: OMG > TegytypeR: AHHHHHH > drx975: hahahhahaahha > TegytypeR: omg tat has to be teh most grotesque > thing ever > TegytypeR: EVER > drx975: u should sell your family though. > TegytypeR: EVER!!! > TegytypeR: skin with zipper, hidding dick OMFG > drx975: i think i could get good money for my gf but > man your WHOLE FAMILY?>?! they must have some kind > of good cunt cheese in store > drx975: yeah im looking into investing in a > dick-in-a-pouch sometime > drx975: ah that way you could swim naked > drx975: with the dick in the pouch zippered up > TegytypeR: YEAH im telling you cuntcheese is like > the yoyo, it goes back instyle and then faeds out, > SOON ppl will be botteleing up GRUNDEl sweat with > pubes but HEY that is business > TegytypeR: HAHAH OMG > drx975: LOLOL OMG > TegytypeR: DICK-in-pouch OMG > drx975: dick-in-a-pouch > drx975: you must not mispell the name > drx975: in fact im going to trademark that name > TegytypeR: swimming naked with pouch omg > TegytypeR: it better be water proof you dont wanna > get your sausage wet > drx975: dick-in-a-pouch™ > drx975: awesome.. > TegytypeR: and it might get water logged > drx975: yea it will be water proof > drx975: that way u can readily whip it out and jack > it off smoothly to blind innocent unsuspecting > bystanders > TegytypeR: yeah > drx975: now we just need a slogan > TegytypeR: dont wanna be shootin blanks > TegytypeR: HAHA i wanna get one of tehm > TegytypeR: everyone who is everyone HAS a > DIck-in-a-POuch > drx975: u want a dick-in-a-pouch™? > drx975: HAHA > drx975: You know whats in style when you have a > dick-in-a-pouch™! > drx975: lmfao ahahha > TegytypeR: from teh creaters of asssweat in a can, > and pubes in your spaghetti and also, the ever > famous CUnt cheese in a cube > drx975: LOLOL EWWWWWWWWWWW > TegytypeR: YES > drx975: be-o in a can too > drx975: i thought of that one with my sister on our > way back home a few years ago > drx975: instead of getting sweaty over a period of a > few days > TegytypeR signed off at 11:51:44 AM. > TegytypeR signed on at 11:51:50 AM. > TegytypeR: yeah > TegytypeR: hahahha > drx975: why not just buy b-o in a can > drx975: that way u can smell like yashar quickly > drx975: like his crusty ass, instantaneously > TegytypeR: HAHha > TegytypeR: im goignt o invent > drx975: ....? > drx975: your going to invent nothing? > TegytypeR: teh do-it-yourself-backhair-braider > drx975: LOL OMG > drx975: hahahah omfg > TegytypeR: for yash > TegytypeR: and his mom > drx975: for guys too????? > TegytypeR: YEah for everyone > drx975: like not just girls, but ALSO GUYS? > drx975: omgggg awesome > drx975: im gonna go ask my mom to buy it > TegytypeR: yes and muskrats you name it the whole > nine > TegytypeR: oo yeah > TegytypeR: i need to get a dick-in-a-pouch > drx975: i could buy it myself, but i wanna ask my > mom to inform her of this fantastic invention > TegytypeR: yeah > drx975: o yes the dick-in-a-pouch™ will be out > shortly > drx975: ill put it in my profile > TegytypeR: oo yes > TegytypeR: HAHHA OMG > drx975: "any1 who wants a dick-in-a-pouch™, please > let me know so you can get yours pre-ordered!" > drx975: im seriously gonna go do that > drx975: like right now > TegytypeR: hahaha yeah > drx975: im gonna put it in the subprofile > TegytypeR: i need to talk about the otehr featured > products > drx975: yeah > TegytypeR: cuntcheese in a cube and assin a can > drx975: give me your advertisement and ill post it > TegytypeR: jus say > drx975: like > TegytypeR: dick in a pouch from the makers of > drx975: "coming soon.." > TegytypeR: and say like the do it yourself back hair > braiders > TegytypeR: YEAH hahahha omg > TegytypeR: i dont kno if i can put that in my > profile, like my cuzins that are like 9 always look > at it > TegytypeR: and i might get in trouble > TegytypeR: shit > TegytypeR: jus tell me how ppl respond to that > drx975: LOL > drx975: ok > drx975: how should i do this > drx975: i need to introduce the product > drx975: but how can i > TegytypeR: ill meanstion teh do it yourself back > hair braider > TegytypeR: adn illl say see details at > TegytypeR: danes profile > TegytypeR: or somehting > TegytypeR: and you jus talk about the dick in a > pouch > drx975: ok > TegytypeR: and cuntcheese in a cardboard box > TegytypeR: hahah > TegytypeR: and pubes in yous spaghetti > TegytypeR: omg nasty > drx975: LOL OMGGG > drx975: someone is goin to assassinate me > TegytypeR: hahhaha hahha > drx975: dick-in-a-pouch™ has finally arrived!!! > order now, supplies are limited to about > 500-600!---Anyone who knows whats in style has a > dick-in-a-pouch™coming soon... > the do-it-yourself backhair braider, created by Mike > Lim--quality is guaranteed > drx975: hmm > drx975: what should we say about the backhair > braider > TegytypeR: hahahhaa > TegytypeR: let me think of my catch phrase > drx975: hold on im fixing it actually > drx975: ok > drx975: gimme one when u can > drx975: dick-in-a-pouch™ has finally arrived!!! > order now, supplies are limited to about > 500-600!---Anyone who knows whats in style has a > dick-in-a-pouch™coming soon... > -the do-it-yourself backhair braider, > -cuntcheese in a cardboard box, and > -pubes in your spaghetti!!! > (© mike lim)TegytypeR: YES hahhahaha > TegytypeR: omg it looks really good > drx975: ok check the profile > TegytypeR: IN a fucking card board box, jus think of > that > TegytypeR: OMGGGGGGGSFSFSDF > drx975: check the profile lololol > TegytypeR: k > TegytypeR: ok it is loading > TegytypeR: wtf it says it is loading it has been > loading for a long ass time > drx975: lol > drx975: try again > TegytypeR: ok > TegytypeR: AHH YAY > TegytypeR: ok > drx975: ok im gonna add this "u can put your dick in > the pouch and zip it up and run around naked" > TegytypeR: HAHHAHAHHA OMG > TegytypeR: good for swimminf > TegytypeR: keep your shit secure from any > waterloging festivities > TegytypeR: nah jus the run around naked > drx975: ok i changed it again > TegytypeR: hahha zipper > TegytypeR: HHHAHAH i luv that > drx975: lol yea > drx975: just run around naked all zipped up > TegytypeR: ok ill check > drx975: ok seriously i think someone is going to > kill me > drx975: at the very least my gf is goin to breakl > u-p with me > drx975: up* > TegytypeR: hahahha fuck tehm, > TegytypeR: this is too greatr > TegytypeR: HGAHAHHA it is sick as shit but funny as > fuck > drx975: yea > drx975: i wanna send this convo to some1 > drx975: i think ima send it to lauren > TegytypeR: ok > drx975: yep im doin that right now lmfao > TegytypeR: HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH > TegytypeR: OMG > TegytypeR: i cant get over this > TegytypeR: we are sooo fucked UP > drx975: hahaha i know > TegytypeR: i swear who the fuck thiks of this > drx975: im trying to explain to lauren > drx975: how > drx975: like > drx975: we were both normal > drx975: before we met eacher otherdrx975: but now we > are not normal at all..SOMEHOW > TegytypeR: hahahha you cant it has to be natural, > TegytypeR: HAHHA YAH i kno > TegytypeR: Odd > TegytypeR: we are like scrotozoas trying to find > eggs > drx975: lolol RIGHT > drx975: ill tell her that
