Welcome to Paintaloons: Crap made with Paint that seemed funny at the time. This is The Second Best Page in the Universe after "The Best Page in the Universe". All pictures were made exclusively in Paint by Geoff or Ryan. Poorly. We hope you enjoy your stay. Oh wait, no we don't.
Last Updated: Monday, October 25th
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CREDITS/October 25/Geoff & Ryan & Mike
I Am So Heroicly Brave/September 8/Geoff
The Lesser Beatle/September 7/Geoff & Ryan
Honestly, Why Do Female Robots Exist?/September 6/Geoff
Happy Days/September 5/Geoff
Backwards Hats are Cool/September 3/Geoff
Genius and G-Unit/September 2/Geoff
Why Do Fans Think I Owe Them Something?/September 1/Geoff
You Know Your Music's Mainstream When../August 31/Mike
The Last Weiland Toon for a While... maybe/August 30/Geoff
An Explanation of Absence/August 29/Geoff
Weiland Skips Court/August 1/Geoff
The More You Know!/July 31/Geoff
My Bathing Suit is Awesome/July 29/Geoff
The Continuing Adventures of Scott Weiland/July 28/Geoff
Dave Grohl/July 27/Mike
Looking Cool is So Cool/July 26/Ryan
Feminist Russian Roulette/July 25/Ryan
Manson/July 24/Ryan
Art is for Losers/July 22/Mike
I  Love A Parade/July 21/Ryan
Rocks Stars Make Wicked Sauce/June 23/Geoff
Transcendental Billboards/June 21/Geoff
I Hate ATMs/June 20/Ryan
Reppin' the 902/June 18/Mike?
Oh, I get it, Sea Witch/June 17/Mike
Fashion Police/June 16/Mike
Hair II: The Sequel/June 15/Mike
Hair/June 14/Geoff
"Velvet Revolver Loves Me" For Dummies/June 13/Geoff
Happy International Biggins Day!/June 11/Geoff
Velvet Revolver Loves Me/June 10/Geoff
The New Batmobile/June 9/Geoff
Mike Tries Again/June 8/Mike
Office Politics/June 7/Geoff
The Middle Ages/June 6/Mike
Oh Weiland, You So Cray-zah!/May 30/Geoff
Man, Rock has Gotten Better/May 29/Geoff
Leave Gillette Alone/May 28/Geoff
"Innocent" Animals/May 27/Ryan
Congratulate Ryan/May 21/Geoff
Stop Requesting Crap/May 19/Geoff
Holy Wars are Stupid/May 18/Geoff
Feminized Society Forgot Something/May 17/Geoff
Nipples in Pic are Larger than they Appear/May 16/Mike
Emo Personified ("Take that Emo!")/May 15/Geoff
Just Listen to the Rhythm of My Heart/May 14/Geoff
My Very First Hate Mail/May 13/Geoff
Advice from Dave Mustaine/May 12/Ryan
Unoriginal at Best/May 10/Geoff
Best Birthday Card Yet/May 7/Josh -Age 7
New Futility Record/May 6/Geoff
Ryan's in Love/May 3/Geoff
Gone Contra/May 1/Geoff
Zero Tolerance/April 29/Geoff
Early Dismissal Densetsu/April 28/Geoff&Andy
This is What Feminists Look Like/April 27/Ryan
The Internet/April 23/Ryan
Property of Geoff/April 22/Geoff
My Worst Nightmare/April 20/Geoff
The Dopest Beats/April 19/Ryan
A Geoff Nielson Production/April 18/Geoff
Dealing with PETA/April 16/Geoff
87% of Feminists use Fake Statistics/April 15/Geoff
King of the Swingers/April 14/Geoff
An Obvious Answer/April 13/Ryan
I Support PETA/April 13/Geoff
Based on a True Story/April 12/Geoff
More like Good Religion/April 10/Geoff
The 3rd Law of Ninjas/April 8/Geoff
Appetite for Destruction/April 7/Geoff
Question/April 6/Ryan
I Haven't Eaten Ice Cream in Years/April 6/Geoff & Andy
Them Crazy Shoes/April 5/Geoff
Feminist Convention/April 4/Ryan
I HATE Family Circus/April 4/Geoff
Best Movie Ever/April 3/Geoff
April Fools!/April 1/Geoff
What I did at School Today/April 1/Geoff
When I Grow Up../March 31/Geoff
Burn./March 31/Ryan
She-Pirate/March 31/Geoff
Enlightenment/March 31/Geoff
The Adventures of Jones & the Dinosaur/March 29/Geoff
The Autograph/March 28/Geoff
The Sun/March 28/Ryan
An Old Joke/March 28/Geoff
I Hate Pens/March 28/Ryan
Mr Pinapple Body/March 28/Ryan
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