WINNERS AND RUNNER-UPS FOR THE AGE OF CHAOS
SCARY STORY CONTEST 2002

 

 

 

Best Scary Story 2002

“The Mound”

By Cammori

 

            Darkness fell like a hammer upon us, smashing the feeling of euphoria which had arisen upon the discovery of the huge moss-covered burial mound. The change brought on by the darkness was immediate and awful. One moment our spirits were soaring with the eagles and the next the eeriness of the place imposed itself upon us. I so wished Master Elghinn had stayed with us, but Phaedra had sent Jicks in his whirly-hickey to pick him up for some staff meeting back at the academy. That really left no one in charge here, and that lack of leadership probably just exasperated the current situation. Misty rain had begun falling just as the darkness came, and the wind was howling sinisterly through the moss covered bones which comprised the burial mound.

            Our bonfires burned brightly attempting futilely to fight back the darkness and any evil which resided there. Minutes passed slowly, very slowly. Eventually, one by one we began slipping away from the apparent safety of the firelight and made our way into our beds. I was one of the last to bid goodnight to my comrades and our guards which remained on duty. Sleep came restlessly several hours after I retired as I continually chased shadows in the sounds which surrounded me. The unease of our huge find filled my mind as I drifted into and out of consciousness.

            I awoke with a start. Weird noises were all around and the huge bonfires we had lit seemed to have gone out. Peering out my tent flap, the darkness was overwhelming and despairing. Wisps of light fog floated throughout our campsite and strange sounds almost like bone grinding on bone hung menacing in the air. Quietly, I slipped my blade from its sheath. It felt reassuring and magnificent in my hands. Slowly, I slipped from my tent and began to work my way towards the tent of my neighbor.

            Crick-critch… crick-Critch - came a sound from behind me. I swung violently around; sword in hand wanting to face whatever it was that had gotten behind me. Four orbs glowing sinisterly red hung in the darkness. A heavy taint of death and decay hung in the air as those four orbs mesmerized me. Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. Again came the sound as the orbs slowly approached me. I stood frozen unable to even shift my gaze from those forsaken orbs as they approached. Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. Went the sound as the orbs moved slowly past me in the darkness.

            Incredibly as they passed I felt myself turning to follow. Against my will, I slowly pursued those damned orbs as they floated off toward the barrow. I found it increasingly harder and harder to breathe the closer I came to that mound. Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. What evil power had enthralled me?  I had a terrible suspicion the awful answer would all too soon be clear. Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. Onward I marched toward the mound.

            “Missy and Mandy gonna eat well tonight,” came a disembodied voice through the darkness. “We must thank the master.”  The voice shook me to the core. Devoid of all emotion and soulless, the voice sliced through the remnants of my sanity. Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. The sound grated even more on my sanity. Helpless - that’s what I was.

            Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. Into the mound I mindlessly followed. Visions rose in my mind. Horrible images of what was to come. I strained hard against this force which controlled me to no avail. Slowly, I followed where the orbs led. Deeper and deeper I delved into my own horrors. Archway after archway passed as I was led towards the heart of the barrow, and still the sound came to me. Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. Steadier and louder now, as if more of them were coming together and getting closer too. Still I followed against my will.

            Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. As I entered the next arch two orbs glowed yellow brighter than the rest, and I knew it was he that held sway over my body; he that trapped my mind in this uncooperating body. The orbs grew brighter ripping away the darkness and releasing my soul. Outward I flew. Upward. Away from this pain. Away from this helplessness. Away from this life. I knew this was my only escape and I took it gratefully.

      Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. Crick-critch. Crick-Critch. The wind swayed the pole lantern as the figure approached. Savoring the last wisps of life they sucked from their fading victim, “Mandy” and “Missy”, their red eyes flickering playfully, purred as their master, the Dream-Miser holding his two-slitted yellow pole lantern approached. “Ah my pets, I see you found the treat I left for you.”  Cheerfully he patted both his bog wraiths lovingly while his box of nightmares swung contentedly around his neck.

 

 

Runner-Up Best Scary Story 2002

“Beware the Unknown”

By Solric

 

My name is Elleron and I am a teller of tales. The tale I have for you tonight is one of terror and vengeance. If your intestinal fortitude is lacking or your heart is weak then you may want to leave.

It was a cold and stormy night and lightning streaked the sky like demons fighting over an innocent’s soul. The storm had come up out of nowhere and I lost my horse at the first eerie thunderclap. The storm seemed have a mind of its own. The storm was getting worse and I had to find shelter soon. I knew that New Manetheren was close so I speeded up to a slow jog. As I approached the gate I noticed that the gates were closed. That was strange because the gates never closed.

At that moment a savage streak of lightning came down, breaking into five bolts as it struck somewhere in the city. Once I was close to the gates someone shouted, ‘Show yourself!’

‘And state you business,’ quickly followed.

Both shouts were fear tinged and I wondered what I had gotten myself into. I was beginning to think that I should keep moving the weather be damned. ‘Elleron, Teller of Tales, in need of shelter from this god forsaken weather,’ I shouted back as I lowered my hood and removed my cloak.

‘Advance and be recognized,’ yet another soldier shouted.

As I approached a small door opened and a figure stepped through with sword drawn. I kept my hands visible as the figure approached. ‘Ah, well met Elleron,’ the figure said wearily. I was still unable to see who approached but I recognized the voice. ‘Well met to you, Captain Rudric.’ As we turned back to enter the gate I asked, ‘What is the trouble?’

By the reaction on his face and the skip in his step I immediately regretted asking. His voice trembled as he answered, ‘No one knows, this storm came up out of a clear sky and has already killed fifteen of my men at this gate.’

‘What do you mean the storm?’ ‘The lightning. The men have started calling it the hand of death. Every time it strikes five die. Every mage and cleric in town is trying to discover what is going on.’ As the captain spoke lightning struck again inside the city. I could hear faint screams coming from somewhere inside the city. It was then that I realized that there were no lightning strikes outside of the city.

A guard came stumbling up to the gate. ‘Five more sir.’ He hoarsely reported before he collapsed. Two guards ran forward and picked the unconscious man up. I over heard one of them mumbling, ‘We will all be dead by morning…’

‘I must get to an inn,’ I said and turned to head into the city.

‘Elleron seek shelter quickly. Run and do not walk. Run swiftly. The Stag & Crown Inn is on the right,’ was shouted after me as I started running into the city.

I ran as fast as my weary feet would carry me and came to a halt by slamming into the inn door. Upon entering I could tell that I had startled the innkeeper, ‘I apologize for the abrupt entry. I did not mean to frighten you.’

‘Quite alright,’ he replied with his voice shaking and a forced smile on his face. ‘What can I help you with?’

‘I would like a room, hot food and drink. Not necessarily in that order.’

‘We have all that you require. You can find the food and drink through there.’

For it to be so quiet I thought that the bar was empty but it was about filled to capacity. The people were only speaking in whispers and you could here the occasional clink of mugs bumping together. I scanned the room looking for a place to sit. I saw that there was one table that was only occupied by one individual and started making my way toward it. As I made my way through the room I was able to gather that there had been over two hundred and fifty deaths caused by the lightning strikes. Everyone was scared to go outside, especially groups of five.

‘May I join you,’ I asked as I drew near to the table.

When there was no answer I took it to mean that I could sit down. When I set down I took a look at person I was sharing a table with. Standing quickly while making a warding sign against evil I knocked the chair I was sitting in over and had taken a step back before I stopped and took a closer look. My reaction did not cause the man at the table to stir but it did draw a few uneasy chuckles from the other customers. Upon closer inspection I saw that I had not sat down with Death himself but with someone that was close to meeting him. As I set back down I forgot about food and drink and thought only of the story this elf had to tell. The man did not look like he would talk using regular means, so I tried something different.

‘What happened,’ I asked with a slight push of the power. At first I got no reaction and was about to try again when the man looked up to me and I saw into his eyes. What I saw made my skin crawl. Deaths, terror, blood, carnage…. As I looked away he spoke.

‘It all started this morning,’ he began speaking with a voice from beyond the grave. I was having second thoughts about hearing his story but I was also drawn to it like a moth to the flame. ‘Five of us had decided to go out and make our fortunes and build our reputations. Quinstarr had been given a map last night when she was out but could not remember who gave it to her. All she remembered was that it led to vast riches and glory with almost no risk involved. We were all for it and did not think twice about going after the treasure. We were naïve. We gathered our gear and our horses and set off for the Waygate that was shown on the map. None of us talked about it but I knew that it was the first time any of us had been through a gate. Once we arrived at the gate we all acted like this was no big deal but you could tell by their voices and actions that they were scared. I was too, but the idea of vast riches over rode our fears and we entered the gate. Immediately after entering the gate we heard this terrible howling in the distance. We did not know what it was but we had all heard stories and did not want to meet it.

Our cautions were pushed aside by our dreams as we continued on the path. The howling got softer for a moment then louder and we could tell that it was getting closer. Our mounts started getting skittish and the air seemed to get heavier. We picked up the pace and were beginning to think we had missed our gate when we came upon a gate blocked by debris, just our luck. The howling was getting closer and seemed to be coming up the path behind us. We dismounted and frantically started moving debris. We realized that we would not get the gate completely clear before what ever was howling reached us. We started squeezing through the space we did get clear. I was last. As I started putting my legs through the gap in the debris it arrived. I do not know what it was but the horses were going crazy and it tore into them like a butcher. They were tore to pieces. Blood and guts were flying all over the place and I was getting covered. I knew that I was dead and would have been if Cuda had not grab my legs and pulled me through. They immediately started asking about me and I was finally able to get out that it was not my blood but the horses. After I had cleaned up a little we continued down the path shown on the map. It was overgrown and hard to travel. Luckily it was only a little ways further and I was even getting excited even though I had looked Death in the face.

Rounding a bend we came out in area with a large building in the middle of it. Quinstarr took off immediately toward the building. We had no choice but to run after her. She has never been this reckless, I found myself thinking. When we arrived at the entrance to the building she had already went in. We entered without a second thought trying to find her. There were no diverging paths and the hall led to the center of the building. The more I looked around the more I had the feeling we were being watched and that we were not welcome here. We were in some sort of forgotten temple. I could not recognize any of the writing I saw. Once we entered the center chamber we saw Quinstarr in the center of the room standing by the altar taking something that looked like a blanket out of her pack. She spread it out on the altar and then picked an object up and placed it on. As soon as she laid the object down a sinister laughter filled the room followed immediately by a shrieking scream. Quinstarr was lifted into the air by some unseen force that was trying to pull her in five different directions. Her screams were silenced when her head detached with a loud ripping sound followed quickly by her arms and legs. I saw Cuda run forward and attempt to wrap the object up. Before he had barely started he flew across the room. He did not even have time to scream before lightning shot out of his hands, feet and head leaving nothing behind but a charred torso.

I was frozen in place and did not know what to do as I saw Valdar run up to the altar and continue wrapping the object. The scream filled the room again and seemed to be directed at Valdar as he fell to his knees holding his ears. I was unable to hear his screams as I watched the flesh fall from his arms and legs. Finally the screaming stopped as his head followed quickly after. Jessica was next in approaching the altar and I wanted to rush forward and stop her but I was still unable to move. It now felt like something was holding me in place. As Jessica arrived at the altar I closed my eyes not wanting to see what would become of her but I will forever remember her screams. As her screams died away I realized that I could move once again. I turned to leave but found myself approaching the altar. My mind was screaming for me to leave but my body was acting like it had a mind of its own. I found myself standing at the altar looking down at the item.

The same sinister laughter that had filled the room earlier echoed throughout the chamber, as I saw that the item had been completely wrapped. I did not want to have anything to do with it but I felt myself bending down and picking up the item. As soon as I had the bundle in my arms I knew it was time to go home. It was then that I realized that my way home was on the horses. I did not want to go back in there. Almost immediately I felt that same presence taking me to the Waygate then through it. The presence left almost immediately but my survival instinct kicked in as I heard the howling quickly approaching. I started digging through what was left of the horses looking for the saddlebags. Finally I found one and ripped the buckle open. Reaching in, I grabbed a scroll of recall. On my first attempt my voice trembled as the howling grew louder. I knew that I had only one more chance, so I took a deep breath and read the scroll. As I started to fade away the howling arrived and ripped through me. I felt something being torn away and thought that I was dead. I looked up to find myself in the middle of the courtyard in the worst storm I had ever seen. I staggered to my feet. Thanking Lady Kirha for my survival and for the storm I stumbled for the Stag & Crown Inn….’

He came to a stop and I thought he was done when I heard the man sobbing silently to himself. ‘They are all dead,’ he continued ‘dead, torn to pieces and I was too weak to do anything.’ He paused again as he reached under the table and picked something up. ‘All for this. I do not even know what this is. Would you like to see,’ he said as he dropped a bundle of what looked like skin on the table. As he reached to unwrap the bundle I had the fleeting thought to run for the door but my curiosity won out and I stayed put. When the unwrapping was almost complete the man froze and his scream made me jump back and fall from my sit.

‘My Lady, forgive me!!!’

As I got to my feet I was knocked back down by a massive peel of thunder that shook the entire inn. Lightning filled the room incinerating everything in it. I was lying flat on my back babbling thanks to every god that I knew for protecting me. In the middle of the carnage that was once an inn stood a beautiful elven maiden radiating power. I stayed on my back as I realized that I was in the presence of Lady Kirha, Mistress of Storms.

‘On your knees and look upon vengeance, gleeman,’ reverberated around the room. ‘See who stands before you as judge and executioner.’

As I got to my knees I saw the man I had been talking with was the only other survivor in the room. He was on his knees in complete supplication arms raised toward Lady Kirha.

‘Gleeman - watch and learn,’ was pounded into my heead.

She approached the elf, ‘Solric, you will be judged. Stand,’ thundered through the room shaking the walls. There was deadly command in her voice as the elf got to his feet still showing reverence with head bowed and arms raised. He stood straight as if accepting whatever judgment might come. Solric flew across the room and was pinned to the wall by four bolts of lightning. The fifth bolt did not fly and I could see the pain on his face but he was enduring it in silence.

She turned her complete attention back to me. I felt her power flow through me, searching and gathering the information she needed. ‘Go now spread the word that vengeance will be mine and I find the one that did this.’ Each word seemed to dig through my skull and attach itself to my brain. Drifting in and out of consciousness I saw Lady Kirha pick up the skin and the object within. She then looked at Solric pinned to the wall and I thought she was going to throw the fifth bolt but instead she gestured and they all disappeared with a clap of thunder that shattered every window in the city. As I struggled to my feet and made my way to the door two thoughts rushed to my mind: beware the unknown and the urgent need to tell the tale.

 

 

 

Best “Real” Scary Story 2002

“Where Am I?”

By Apollo

 

            I slowly awoke and turned over onto my back, staring up at the ceiling of the room I was in. It was designed such that if I barely moved my head, the pattern seemed to completely change. I quickly looked away from this, as it began to hurt my head, and looked to finding a way out of wherever I was. But first, I had to find out where I was. I walked out of the room I was in, and saw a woman, sitting very calmly, unflinching.

            I walked to her and questioned, "Where am I?"

            She calmly looked at me for a moment before replying, "Why, you are at the top of the high tower of Sorcery, of course! Do you not remember how you came to be here?" I told her I did not, and she continued. "There are several ways out of here, but you must figure these out for yourself." I demanded that she tell me more, but she just sat staring into space with an evil looking smirk upon her face.

            Therefore, I set out to find my own way out, if she would not help me! I quickly ran down a corridor, and came to a staircase. I went down this, and the

followed along the hallway that it emptied into. I could now go 4 ways. Straight, to the left, to the right, or back the way I came. I employed the tried and true method of eenie-meenie-minee-mo, and came to the right path. I turn that way and noticed wisps of what appeared to be smoke coming from under a door. I gingerly opened the door, and saw several witches standing around a cauldron. They had obviously heard me, or felt the disturbance in air flow, and snapped around to face me, their hands glowing green. From the Power, or their concoction, I did not know, but I did not bother finding out. I rushed at them and with a flick of my wrist slit the throat of the first one. The second managed to hit me in the back with a miniature fireball, and I retaliated by tapping into her soul and crushing it. She fell limply to the ground, and I felt the back of my head being hit by the remaining one's staff. I kicked at her legs, but she dodged out of the way. I hopped to my feet and tossed my dagger at her. It barely missed her, shredding her robes as it went by, and I cursed. I was in a spot, now, then I remembered the sword strapped to my waist. I had no time to feel stupid, so I drew it and slashed at her several times. I missed the first few, but the last landed, clearing off her head.

            I quickly rushed back out of that room, and spun to my right, running along. The hallway made a sharp left turn, then an equally sharp right turn. I followed

this for a moment, before making another right turn. At last, a stairway! I leapt down it and was faced by 2 wooden golems. After a few minutes of fighting with them, I continued on, a little more bruised than before. I continued down the hall, and saw a blackened door to my left. I carefully opened it and rushed in, my dagger out. I saw nothing, until I turned to my left. There were two skeletons, a zombie giant, and another, magical looking man, presumably the necromancer who had summoned them. I dared not attack them, lest they be too powerful, so I hurried back out the door, and carried on my way.

            A short while down the hallway again, I saw an emerald door to my left. I opened it, and looked in. There was a giant, multi-colored, 3-headed dragon there, waiting, and growling at me. I let out a little yelp and ran away screaming. Oh what a brave warrior am I! I followed the hallway around another bend, and came to yet another door. I opened it, and walked in. Suddenly several golems leapt upon me and started thrashing about, attacking me to no end! Along with them was a human, most likely a golem maker. I dispatched them, after a while, and turned to the left, only to find more golems. Deciding that discretion truly IS the better part of valor, I did what would be expected under the given circumstances. I RAN FOR MY LIFE! I rushed back down the hallway, vowing to myself to get out of here alive! After a few more turns, I found another staircase. I ran down it, and encountered another pair of wooden golems. I decided to run from them now, as I was already bloodied. They began to give chase, and I kept running. Many quick turns, I thought, and I should be able to escape them. I was wrong. I found another staircase, and another pair of golems. I now had 4 golems chasing after me. I made it down another staircase, this time without any golems.

            I kept running, and they kept chasing. I ran into what appeared to be a disembodied hand floating in mid-air. I did not dare attack it, as I did not know what it was, so I kept running. Unfortunately, it too, kept chasing me! I made it out into a large room, and saw an exit into a forest to my left. I snapped around and ran towards the dim light. I saw a massive golem crafted of pure diamond. I screamed, for surely I was dead. But instead, it did not attack me. But as soon as the other golems and the hand came near it, it smashed them with its massive fists, saying, "You must not leave the Tower. You must stand guard! You have disobeyed the Grand Mistress, you must die."

            I sighed with relief, as well as sheer exhaustion. My nightmare was finally over! Or so I thought. I ran into the forest, running around blindly, and soon realized that I was completely trapped, as well as lost. I will never get out of here. This thought plagued me for most of the rest of the day. At least I was safe, however. Finally, when I was completely exhausted, I heard an echoing voice.

            It seemed to be saying, "You know, you could have just taken the emergency exit at the top of the Tower."

 

 

Runner-Up Best “Real” Scary Story 2002

“Untitled Journal”

By Migas

 

Journal entries from a travel diary, now covered in dried blood and gore:

 

Tenth day of the Month of Suns:

“I have traveled through these accursed woods for days now, and still no sign of this damned Ogier Waygate. To think I had to kill 15 of these peaceful bastards to get the information I needed. So much for them…”

 

Twelfth day of the Month of Suns:

“The large leaf enscripture is exactly as the Ogier had pointed out before I cut his throat, letting his death come quickly... Mmmm his flesh was most enjoyable... Entering this damned creation will be most interesting.”

 

Nineteenth day of the Month of Suns:

“Ah having the air sucked from my lungs as I entered this damned portal was shocking enough but now this wind... I can’t take this eerie sense of death anymore.”

 

Thirtieth day of the Month of Suns:

“ALL OF THESE BASTARDS MUST DIE! I can’t sleep at night hearing these howls from those damned chromatic shimmering creatures and their spike-covered friends. Every time I kill them they either drain me of my magical prowess or crush me with their shooting spikes. Mountains of Dhoom, The people who named this place were not kidding... They don’t seem as aggressive once you rip their flesh from their blood-engorged muscles... Wearing these skins has made traveling in these lands much better, yet the stench from the rotting flesh has made me vomit in my slumber... waking up covered in the dinner I ate the previous night... I doubt I’ll keep any food down in this fiery deathtrap.”

 

Sixteenth day of the Month of Pestilence:

“AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA! Ahhhh the smell of decapitated corpses and trolloc mating brings back memories. This dark citadel stands in the middle of shadow. Everything about the damned place is dismal and horrid; I can’t wait to kill this beast and claim my rightful power.”

 

Twentieth day of the Month of Pestilence:

“Weston, that stupid fool... Thinking he can keep me from my true meaning in life. I laughed at him and his attempts to stop me. Futile. I can taste my infinite wisdom and strength already. Nothing will obstruct my path for vengeance.”

 

Twenty-first day of the Month of Pestilence:

“Catacombs. Death is on the other side of this damned circle of thorns and screaming souls. Some petty traveler must have carved this stupid saying into the ground here:

BEYOND IS A PLACE LONG FORSAKEN BY GOOD AND EVIL ALIKE.

As if that shall stop me...”

 

The rest of the entries are written in sanguine colored ink…

 

Twenty-second day of the Month of Pestilence:

“After traveling through that circle of death, I found myself wading in a pool of gore, rendered flesh, and excrement. South of me, My Destiny, My Passion, My Power!

This creature was the size of 50 men, covered in the blood of people who had come before him. It was surrounded by the most abysmal aura I had ever sensed. Having tiger-like claws the size of a short sword and a shaved face with a muzzle resembling that of a lopar or demon-like bear, there was no question in my mind it was the source of the evil surrounding this citadel of doom. As I walked toward it, I realized why it was at home in this pond filled with liquid death; It’s lower torso was comprised of strange tentacles tipped with barbs, enabling it to travel as efficiently as a bird in air or fish in water. This was no bird or fish, rather a creation from some curse so great it was a plague to the entire universe. Drawing my golden relic sword from its sheath, I stood ready to battle. Before I could move another muscle, the beast had razed my right arm cutting through viscera, muscle, and bone with one disgustingly graceful movement. Writhing in pain, I attempted to block the next barrage of attacks, while trying to find my arm in the excrement beneath my feet. Using my devotion to Lord Azakhet, I chanted some words, mending the bone and muscle. The creature then stepped back; this was my time to attack. Using all the willpower I had, I enshrouded this creature in his own evilness. Now, I had the upper hand, or so I thought. The creature did not merely step back, but had weaved a pattern of earth and fire himself. Now I would be feeling his wrath two fold...(The remainder of this entry is inscribed so hastily that no words can be deciphered except for the last part)... Now that the demon was mine, he did not accept death. Instead, he leaned over me and whispered “Malignor shall live forever.” Just as he said that, my sword met his open abdomen; this caused him to secrete a fluid that was blacker than the darkest night. The power is mine...Now, to find a way out of this hellish realm.”

 

Third day of the Month of Justice:

“AHAHAHHAHAHHA! I have all this power and no way to escape this dark place. At least I have all of the blood to drink for me... All mine... MINE!”

 

Seventeenth day of the Month of Justice:

“The sweet taste of excrement and blood is beginning to haunt my dreams... I lose sleep over the taste...”

 

Twenty-fourth day of the Month of Justice:

“I am finding myself crying uncontrollably...Am now having flashbacks of former people who possessed this power, the Kingdom of Astirin was a beautiful place... hah... hahahahah ...ahhahahahahahhahahaah”

 

Twenty-seventh day of the Month of Justice:

“My enormous stomach are controlling my actions I can’t stop eating... All hair has fallen. I don’t need look beautiful.”

 

Thirty-first day of the Month of Justice:

“Feet blurring... Many legs of darkness... No sleep, Must control...”

 

Thirty-fifth day of the Month of Justice:

“Hunger...”

 

There are no further entries.

 

 

 

Best Funny Scary Story 2002

“Untitled” *

By Caanan

 

"Blood and ashes!!!" the man thought to himself as he was accosted once more on his way through town. He forced a vapid smile on his face and parroted back the words they tossed at him. “Idiots,” he fumed silently. He thought about his little secret and almost smiled evilly, but caught himself just in time. Eventually after having their fun at his expense, he continued onward. Making sure no one was looking, he slipped inside a supposedly abandoned warehouse along the docks in New Manetheren. Donning his bloodstained apron and grabbing the huge, ever sharpened cleaver off its hook, he grabbed the dungeon key ring and, humming the latest court tune, sauntered down the stone steps. Arriving at his destination, he casually unlocked the door and gave it a great kick, resulting in the door flying inwards and something soft crying out loudly. Quickly he went inside the cell and closed the door, knowing that the prisoner within would have to go through HIM to escape. That never happened. He made sure of that. Seeing the small halfling glaring up at him and clutching his arm was almost amusing as seeing the makeshift knife the wee one was planning to use on him. Smiling in amusement he fell into his old routine. A quick slash here to free the blood and stop the voice, a hard chop here to loose the head, a few more chops to pare the legs and arms and he was done with the cleaver. Wiping his beloved cleaver clean on his apron he began to hum. He fished out the carving knife from his waistband and began to work.

            Several hours later no one noticed the tall man as he wandered aimlessly through town, carrying his large and bulky brown paper wrapped package. Eventually, after silently cursing several of the towns more abusive morons, he shambled into Murryn's shop and dropped off his package, received his gold, a pat on the head and off he went, fuming internally. “If these fools only knew,” he muttered to himself, making sure to smile inanely at the passerby's. “I love to see them rush in and buy all Murryn's meats.” he grinned at this, somehow managing to turn it into something almost pleasantly idiotic as he walked though town on his way back home. He was stopped many times and as always he played the fool for the town, a town he despised. Clumping back down the pier Captain Slag grinned evilly and very quickly and stifled a fit of insane giggling.

"Oh yes," he thought as he smoothed his face back into the moronic, innocent face he wore while at the docks, "Being evil is ever so fun!"

 

* When Captain Slag himself was asked what he wanted his story to be titled, be replied:

            “What do you want the story to be buff but now he just plain sux's, no really he does.'”

 

 

Runner-Up Best Funny Scary Story 2002

“Untitled” *

By Sergei

 

“Father,” said Sergei, “what was my mother like?”

“Your mother was an Aes Sedai of the Yellow Ajah. She devoted her life to the betterment of the world, to heal the ill people and the dying land,” Father Kelvin replied.

“But how did she die?” the young boy asked.

The father replied, “One of the Chosen, I believe it was the one they call Aginor, cursed her with an ancient weave that would bring her demise if she ever gave birth to a child. I was intent to staying childless to keep the love of my life alive, but she insisted on continuing the Kelvin line. Thus, the day you were born became the day she died.”

“In that case, I want to help out the Aes Sedai. I want to be a Warder!” exclaimed the excited child.

Father Kelvin said, “Train hard enough, and you will one day become the strongest and most courageous of Warders.”

Sergei never once forgot the day his father told him he would be the best Warder. Shortly after his father’s death, Sergei left New Manetheren for the countryside, near the Mists of Shar Loelyn, where he taught himself how to use a sword. Much of his maturity into a blossomed fighter is credited to a person he befriended by the name of Candrel. Candrel was a pelt maker; he had the ability to create magnificent, exquisite weapons and armor. Candrel took a liking to the determined boy, and helped his training by offering him the best of weapons. Perhaps the most prized item Sergei received from the craftsman was a beautifully crafted ‘Frostspire’, created from the horns of the fabled Great White Dragon. With this magnificent halberd, the resolute warrior perfected the art of charging.

The big day arrived. Sergei was no longer the young, overexcited lad in New Manetheren. He had developed into a handsome, muscular man, with a bit of facial hair. Holding his beloved ‘Frostspire’ with one hand, and a sturdy iron shield with his other hand, Sergei marched from Shar Loelyn to New Manetheren, where he planned on taking a ferry to the bustling city of Tar Valon. Although Sergei was a great fighter at this point, his intellect was lacking, to say the least. Mistaking left for right, Sergei wandered around the dirt paths and wound up back to Shar Loelyn. However, he was on the other side of the lake. Not wanting to walk back to Candrel’s home, he decided to travel across the lake. All was well until suddenly the ice broke and Sergei tumbled into the freezing water. Gathering himself, Sergei got himself composed under the lake, only to find himself facing the Riparian Horror! Shar Loelyn legend told of a horrifying beast of unimaginable power, imprisoned under the frozen lake. The sight of the Riparian Horror was enough to scare away the bravest of White Tower Warders (although the bravest White Tower Warders sucked at that time). However, Sergei was unfazed by the gigantic creature. He struck swiftly, like a cheetah catching a turtle, and the magical blade tip of his ‘Frostspire’ shattered the body of the Riparian Horror into a thousand fragments.

After this small nuisance, Sergei returned to his journey, this time heading the right direction towards the grand city of New Manetheren. There, he met such notable figures as Delkin, Master of Ceremonies, the Amazing Vinzini, and Nova, the healer. Sergei was overwhelmed by the grandeur of the city, for he had not experienced city life since his early childhood. Much of the money Candrel had given him was swindled away from the supposedly blind Kenneth Darkeyes, but Sergei had scrambled away from the dirty old man with just enough money for the ferry ride. But before crossing the Erinin, the news of an arena battle spurred his curiosity. Warriors from all over the land had gathered in New Manetheren to duel in the famous Arena of the Four Winds. Sergei, not one to miss a battle, entered the duel. His toughest opponent came in the form of a mysterious druid (he is later confirmed to be a Kelvin) who showered the clueless warrior with storms of ice and lightning. However, to the dismay of the crooked druid, all of his spells were repelled by the magical entities inside Sergei’s ‘Frostspire’. A quick charge was enough to dispose of the druid.

With victories over the Riparian Horror and the mysterious druid, Sergei felt ready to become a Warder. He paid a giddy ferryman, Thaelix, and soon after arrived at Tar Valon. He could already see the imposing figure of the White Tower, which made him all the more determined to be a Warder. Walking down Central Street, the young warrior finally arrived at the fabled White Tower. There he encountered the first Aes Sedai he ever saw.

“Excuse me, but where can I find the Amyrlin Seat? I aspire to be a Warder for the White Tower

The Sedai, of the Yellow Ajah, responded, “Ah, another hopeful Warder? Well then, if you can find the Amyrlin on your own, ye shall become what you desire.”

“She could be anywhere! This place is so big….how will I ever find her by myself?”

“You do want to be a Warder don’t you? Only the smartest, boldest, and strongest fighters are worthy for the White Tower. Many have attempted to find the Amyrlin and have failed miserably; will you be one of the few who succeed?

“I shall! I swear by my honor to the Kelvin family that I will find the Amyrlin and become a Warder of the White Tower!”

So Sergei entered the daunting building in search for the Amyrlin. He didn’t realize he had no idea who she was or what she looked like, only that he had to find her. With what little brains he had, Sergei deduced that the Amyrlin was at the top of the edifice. Unfortunately, she was not, but Sergei thought he had it all figured out. He happened upon a door locked by some mystical object, but luckily the old sergeant had to go upstairs. He unlocked the door, allowing both he and Sergei to pass through. Sergei wandered around some more, ending up at a dead end. On the ground was a note with the words, ‘I serve the Great Lord of the Dark, as you do. We both serve.’ He read them aloud, not knowing what they meant; suddenly he was transported to a dark hallway with insignias of the Black Ajah. He had heard from his father one time that the Black Ajah had caused a great trouble in the land for many years; thus, Sergei reported to an Ajah that there were Black Ajah about in the White Tower. Immediately, the Tower went into pandemonium, as Aes Sedai rushed to exterminate the Black Ajah. Meanwhile, Sergei continued on up the ivory staircase to the top of the White Tower. At the top, Sergei noticed a long hallway heading south, and Sergei knew he had found the Amyrlin, or so he thought. With much excitement, Sergei rushed through the doors, only to find himself falling six stories to certain death. And thus ends the story of Sergei.

Lesson to be learned: Don’t join White Tower, be a Whitecloak instead!

 

* As this story was also untitled – we asked Captain Slag again what he thought the name should be:

            “If you want the scary story about that, but it's a bit of a fucking mystery!!!!!”

 

 

 

Best Age of Chaos Mythos Story 2002

“Untitled”

By Mara

 

            The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and go. Legend turns to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. An Age long past, an Age yet to come, called by some the Fourth Age, the Age of Chaos. In a land called the Shire, a quiet and mysterious man walked. His journey was neither the beginning nor the ending, but it was a beginning.

            Down Bywater Road he traveled, swathed in cloak of darkest shadow, making slow, yet inexorable progress, towards Kid’n Keep he came. In the distance, the childish, carefree screams of innocent toddlers could be heard quite clearly, drowning out the more insistent pleading tones of the frantic nursemaids whose charges they were. A chill wind swept the air, icy death released from the prison of its earthly grave, yet the wind did not touch this strange, enigmatic man, almost as if he were not truly there at all.

            His approach did not go unnoticed, however. An elderly nursemaid, upon seeing him, abandoned her fruitless pursuit of a nearby toddler and met him at the entrance to the keep.

            “Marathan,” she nodded her head, “it has been long since you visited these parts. Have you come to regale our children with your tales of strange lands once more?  They have sorely missed you, though,” she added under her breath, “I can scarce understand why.”

            If the man heard this last comment, he deigned not to respond. “I have indeed,” he replied, “I have a new tale to tell. A tell of adventure, of horror, of love, of death, of a journey, and of a quest. There is no story like it, nor will there ever be.”

            The nursemaid pondered this statement. Shrugging, she said, “Well, it could not have come at a better time, Marathan. The toddlers are impossible to control today; they simply will not listen. Perhaps they will all settle down when they learn you have a story for them.”

            Marathan smiled. “Yes, I think they will.”

            Within minutes of his arrival, each and every toddler was accounted for, sitting quite uncharacteristically patient and silent, excitement plain on all faces, nearly ready to boil over. The old man himself was seated upon a large rock, where he always told his tales from, looking like something out of a tale himself, so powerful and mysterious did he seem. Silent he remained for several minutes, but not a child dared to speak, for fear that the story might be rescinded as punishment. Marathan did not care to be interrupted, they all knew.

            Suddenly, he began. “This is a tale different than any other I have told. For this tale is not about some faraway hero in another land rescuing beautiful princesses locked in tall towers or slaying mighty dragons of frost and fire. This tale is my own, of something I lost, and found again.”

            Each and every pair of eyes was riveted to those of the speaker’s. Even the nursemaids were listening, though they would never admit it to anyone, least of all to themselves.

            “So, let me get this straight,” the centaur said, “you want to travel the Ways?”

            Marathan nodded. “Indeed. It is the only way by which I can arrive at Ebou Dar in time to save them from the Trollocs.”

            “And you need us to protect you on this dangerous journey,” Candrel added, flexing his most impressive frame, to which the centaur had to stifle a laugh, for did not everyone knew the superior strength of beast over man?

            “Yes. There are… quite terrible things lurking in the Ways. I require the help of each of you in order to pass through safely.”

            Another member of the party, a beautiful young woman, spoke up. “But of what use would I be on such a mission?” she asked, sounding slightly confused, and not a little afraid.

            “You are indispensable to this mission, Holly,” Marathan answered. “However, the reason for this may not be disclosed now, for fear of endangering the mission.”  Holly seemed about to reply, then, catching the peculiar, expressionless, somehow deeply unsettling look on Marathan’s face, she thought better of it.

            The centaur, however, was not about to settle for that response. “Why imperil the woman?  I think that…”

            Marathan interrupted. “That is precisely the problem, Lorn. You are not being paid to think on this mission. You are here strictly as muscle. Fades and Trollocs patrol the Ways, as do much… darker and more sinister things.”  Lorn grumbled to himself at this, but wisely held his tongue.

            “And what of I?” the last of the companions asked, a tall Aracoix asked.

            “That is simple,” Marathan responded, “you, Sting, are here for your valuable skills as a Ranger. The Ways are difficult to navigate. I require a tracker of unequalled ability to ensure we do not end up wandering the Ways forever. Also, you speak Ogier, the language of the builders of the Ways. All the signposts within will need to be translated. Anything else?” Marathan asked, then, not waiting for a response, added, “Good. Let’s be going.”

            For several long and difficult hours they rode, Candrel and Holly upon the back of the centaur, Sting on foot, and Marathan gliding swiftly across the rough, hilly terrain on channeled currents of Air. At long last, the Waygate was finally in view. It was far more massive and beautiful than any of them had imagined, yet it had a sick, tainted quality to its beauty as well, an impossibly evil aura that could almost be tasted.

            Marathan approached the gate, and examined the intricate carvings along the pillars, of every leaf of every tree and plant known to man and Ogier. He grabbed hold of one, the Avendesora, and pulled hard. The leaf came off easily.

            The Waygate groaned, trembling like a living thing, rumbling its protest at being awakened from its long slumber, then creaked open, slowly, inch by inch. It took nearly a minute to permit the entrance of the large centaur and his riders. Marathan entered without hesitation, but Lorn locked his legs at the threshold of the entrance.

            “Come on, centaur,” Marathan glared at the beast, “This is no time to get cold feet.”

            Holly stroked the centaur behind the ears, gently caressing, down his neck and back. “Just think of all those people, living in fear of their lives from the Trollocs. You have to help them, Lorn.”

            The man-horse let loose a tremendous neigh, and charged into the opening.

            After the entrance had shut, the group was left in total darkness. Holly screamed. Lorn grumbled. Candrel muttered. Sting shivered. Then there was a spark. All started in surprise, blinking their eyes at the dim light now produced by the torch in Marathan’s hand. Waving his free hand towards the now visible black monolith, he said to Sting, “Translate.”  The Ranger obeyed.

            “North ten thousand paces, it says, then east, then north again. There should be another monolith waiting there,” Sting reported. “But, it also has carvings I cannot read, fresh carvings, I might add. It could be the Trolloc script.”

            “Trollocs prowl these Ways, now,” Marathan said. “This is, as I have told you all, why you are here. Now, keep moving.”

            “Ordering me around like a damn pack horse,” Lorn muttered angrily, but spoke no louder than a whisper. Holly whispered soothing words to the man-beast, who soon calmed down.

            How long they traveled in the near-darkness, no one was sure. Marathan only consented to stop when finally Lorn shook off his saddlebags and passengers, and lay down, refusing to go any farther that day.

            “Gosh, I’m starving,” Candrel muttered, “what did you bring to eat?”

            “Nothing,” Marathan said. “I brought no food.”

            It took a moment for the meaning of that to sink in. Lorn shot up onto his feet, despite his exhaustion, and Candrel whipped out his hunting knife and gestured towards their leader, quite threateningly.

            “No food?” Lorn shouted, “Why, I should kill you where you stand for this!  We are all doomed!”

            Holly patted the centaur’s back. “Hold your horses, Lorn,” she said, and then gasped. “Whoops, sorry. Anyway, I’m sure that Marathan has everything under control. Don’t you?” she looked hopefully at him.

            Instead of replying, Marathan began to weave his hands in the air. Strangely, he appeared to be tracing the shape of a cornucopia. Candrel boggled suddenly, surprise evident on his leathery face. “I’m not hungry anymore!” he cried.

            “Indeed,” Marathan said, “none of you should have to eat or drink for several days, now. I did not wish to burden Lorn with more supplies than were strictly necessary.”

            “Ah, I see. Thanks, I suppose, are in order,” Lorn muttered grudgingly, but sincerely. “Now, I am going to get some rest.”  Lorn promptly collapsed into a heap, and was asleep in an instant.

            Holly lay down beside her father, but could not sleep. Candrel pulled out a beaver skin from his pack and commenced to work on it idly, passing the time. Marathan kept first watch vigilantly, as if he were expecting an attack at any moment.

            “Light no fire,” he ordered, “It will attract the denizens of this place.”  No one protested.

            Somehow, some way, eventually, everyone was asleep. Perhaps it was the need to be away from the reality of the place for awhile, perhaps it was the evil of the place, or, most likely, perhaps they were all simply too tired to keep awake. In any event, no one saw the stealthy figure enter the camp. Silently it worked, cutting straps, throwing supplies into the bottomless chasm on either side of the path, and scraping the pitch off their torches so they would not light. Giggling to itself, it then left as quietly as it had come in.

            “Sting,” Marathan glared at the guilty-faced Ranger, “you had the last watch, did you not?”

            The Aracoix nodded grimly. “I did. And I most humbly apologize for failing at my post.”

            The camp had been ravaged. Someone, or something, had entered during the night. From the light of the one torch not ruined, one could see that all of Lorn’s saddlebags had been opened, the contents strewn about chaotically, as if by a crazed animal. Much of the most important gear, their ropes and weapons, for instance, were simply missing, stolen, or worse, thrown into the abyss that lay all around them. Lorn’s harnesses were slashed, and Candrel had not been able to repair them, for most of the tools of his craftsman’s trade had been among those that had vanished. Holly was in tears. Lorn was enraged. Candrel vainly attempted to comfort his daughter. Sting looked dejectedly at his feet, unable to meet anyone’s accusing gaze.

            “Well,” Marathan announced, “there is nothing to be done about it, now. We continue onward.”

            Lorn boggled. “Are you insane?” he shouted, “We have nothing!  The only weapon remaining is Candrel’s carving knife; the only torch remaining is in your hand. If we come to a chasm, we will not be able to cross it. We should go back.”

            “NEVER!” Marathan screamed viciously, startling the entire party in the first display of emotion they had seen in him. Just as quickly, he was calm as death once more. “We shall not go back. We have a mission to complete. And we will see it through.”

            “I agree with Lorn,” Sting added, “it is far too dangerous to be in here at all, much less as helpless as we are. I am returning to the Waygate, and leaving this foul place. Anyone is welcome to come with me.”  Lorn immediately strode up next to Sting, indicating his support.

            Holly whipped her head suddenly to the left, her soft blond hair swirling about her face. “What was that?” she asked fearfully. “I thought I felt something brush past me.”

            Marathan held the torch up higher, revealing nothing but more shadow. “There is no one there,” he stated.

            Holly was not convinced. “I’m sure that I felt someth-”

            Sting whirled around, hand going to scabbard instinctively, before remembering his two-handed sword was gone. “I felt it too. Like a wind, it was. Like Death itself.”

            “I’m getting out of here right now!” Lorn cried, and ran back the way they had come.

            They all saw something then, a flicker of gray, in the corners of their eyes. All turned towards it.

            Nothing was there but more of the gloom.

            Sting grunted.

            “What is it?” Holly asked, concerned, then let out a bloodcurdling scream. Blood gushed forth from Sting’s torso like a geyser, centered over his heart. The business end of a dagger was sticking out an inch from the birdman’s chest. He groped feebly at his back, struggling to remove the blade, and crumpled to the floor. Behind him stood a gray figure, so plain of feature that the eye slid across him like water off a duck’s back, crimson wet on its hands, wicked grin on its face.

            “Grey Man!” Candrel shouted, charging the enemy with his tiny knife, which easily dodged the attack, and struck at Candrel’s wrist, jarring it to the bone. The knife skittered across the jet-black floor, out of reach. Disarmed, he did not give up. Wrapping his powerful arms around the Grey Man, he squeezed with all of his might, the strength of three lesser men. Like liquid rubber, the thing flowed out of his grasp and brought down both fists on Candrel’s head, knocking him flat on his face, out cold.

            Lorn had, however, heard the commotion, and returned. “For honour and glory!” the centaur belted out its war chant, and smashed headlong into the Grey Man, sending it sprawling. As it strove to regain its balance, there was a thunderclap, and purple lightning arced from Marathan’s outstretched hands, tearing into the Grey Man, and setting it ablaze, filling the air with the mixed stench of ozone and charring flesh.

            The Grey Man hissed in pain and fury, and frantically beat at itself, trying to quench the magical flames. Lorn charged again, and delivered a tremendous kick to the groin of the enemy. With a muted squeak, the Grey Man staggered backwards, and dropped off the edge of the precipice. It made no sound as it fell to its certain doom.

            Sting made one last, futile movement, and then was still.

            “We go back,” Lorn insisted, after the shock of the attack had dissipated, “You saw that thing, we all did. We cannot hope to face another Grey Man without more casualties.”

            “He is right,” Candrel heartily agreed, as he sliced away at the beaver skin he had been working on earlier, “I fear for both my safety, and my daughter’s. This place has been damned by the gods.”  Holly had nothing to say about the matter, but the haunted, pained look she gave Sting’s lifeless body spoke more powerfully than anything she could have said.

            Marathan shook his head. “We cannot go back. The city of Ebou Dar needs our help. Needs your help. Do not let them down.”  Lorn opened his mouth as if to retort, when he was abruptly thrown to the ground, a mass of furry wings and snarling teeth scraping across his hide, attempting to sever his jugular.

            Candrel threw down the beaver pelt and roared his defiance at the new threat. He rushed the fearsome beast clung to Lorn’s body and rammed his dagger into the thing as hard as he could, but it harmlessly deflected of the scaly carapace. The beast, angered at this display of retaliation, whipped its wings towards Candrel’s face. Claws extended from beneath the shadowy folds, and Candrel narrowly managed to evade the blow. Bleeding from a dozen deep gashes, Lorn again thundered his battle cry and launched a whirlwind kick at the flying monster. With amazing alacrity, it not only ducked the attack, it launched a counterstroke with its hind legs that smashed the unfortunate centaur in the side of his cranium, crashing him to the floor.

            “NOOOOOO!” Holly screamed, “Lorn!”  She ran to the man-beast’s side, heedless of the danger. Candrel ordered her to get back, but she refused to obey, instead bending down to examine the head wound of the mount that had brought her so far into this forsaken realm.

            The aerial enemy continued to wrestle with Candrel, and it was clear the big man was losing, despite his powerful endurance. Slowly, Candrel was forced to his knees, and just as the thing raised its terrible sharp claws, intending to disembowel its victim, Marathan conjured a great, fiery sword in his hands, flaming bright red with the pure energy of the One Power. Without a sound, he plunged the massive weapon into the base of its neck, the thick scales easily penetrated by the saidin-wrought blade. Candrel’s assailant gave a gurgled croak, and fell away from his almost-prey.

            When Candrel regained sufficient composure to stand, he saw his daughter cradling the poor centaurs head in her lap, neck bent at nearly a ninety-degree angle to his shoulders, clearly not a healthy position to be in, even to the most ignorant of observers.

            “He is dead,” Marathan intoned, his voice showing no emotion, “Hurry, let us continue.”

            Holly glared icy daggers at him from amidst her hot tears. “Have you no compassion at all?  Surely we can have at least a few words over his grave before we go home.”

            Marathan was adamant. “We do not go home. We move on. Remember the mission. If we go home, Lorn and Sting died for nothing. Do you want that?”

            Holly lowered her eyes. “No,” she whispered, “I don’t.”

            “Good. Say your words over his corpse, and then let us be going. There may be more of those monsters about; Draghkar, they are called.”  Marathan held the flaming sword high, as it produced the only remaining light in the infernal darkness. He had been forced to drop the torch he carried to wield the magical weapon, and it had put itself out.

            Still gently holding the dead horse-man in her arms, she whispered, “I love you, Lorn. I wish I had got to know you better. Much better.”  She held Lorn’s body for several minutes after that, not speaking.

            Candrel muttered to himself, while Marathan merely waited patiently, not bothering to comment on the matter. He could have been a statue for all the interest he showed. Growing bored with the wait, Candrel retrieved his knife and pelt, and once more commenced to work. He was crafting a cap from the skin, it could be seen now, and promised to be a fine piece of workmanship when complete, barring any mishaps.

            Apparently feeling the need to be on the move again, Marathan said, “Holly, grab the torch for me. I do not wish to expend my strength on this blade merely to light the way any longer. I must conserve it for any future encounters.”

            Holly nodded sadly, then stood up, and walked over to get the torch for him. It lay about halfway between her and Candrel. She bent down low to pick it up. A loud RRRRRIIIIIIPPPPP was heard suddenly, and Holly looked up at the sound.

            “Blood and flaming ashes!” Candrel fumed as he stared at the pelt in his hands. A long gash running nearly the entire length of the pelt was visible, nearly severing the thing in halves. Not even a master craftsman could do anything with it now. Shrugging, he tossed the wrecked beaver cap into the void of the Ways.

            “When crafting such things,” Marathan commented, “it is best to keep one’s eyes on the work.”  Candrel flushed a violent red, but fortunately, the beautiful Holly was blissfully ignorant of her father’s wandering eyes, and Marathan did not mention it further, more likely due to apathy than anything else.

            There was a brief silence, then, as could be expected, “Get ready. We leave. Now.”

            Several hours passed away uneventfully, and the remaining trio reached the next Ogier monolith, covered in that race’s ancient runes, and also vandalized by Trollocs, and who knew what other monstrosities, with twisting, spidery runes.

            “Oh my gosh!” Holly suddenly realized, “The Ogier writing!  We cannot read it!”

            Candrel groaned. “Then we cannot continue onward. Surely, Marathan, even you can now see that.”  Marathan stared at the runes, as if urging them to speak by sheer force of will, but the enigmatic scrawls remained silent as a tomb. Not quite silent, though; there could be heard a faint rustling of air, like the whisperings of a ghost or a lost soul. Candrel thought he was imagining it until it began to grow slowly louder, and Holly observed it as well.

            Marathan suddenly became incredibly alert, eyes darting to and fro, across the dark expanse, searching for something.

            “It comes,” he whispered almost reverently, “it comes.”

            Father and daughter gave each other a confused look. “What comes?” the former asked. Marathan did not reply. Instead he tensed himself up, and readied his hands for a spell, and continued to watch like a hawk. The whispering increased, maddeningly just out of the grasp of understanding now, hissing and moaning in the background like a cacophony of quietly chanting, eager voices.

            The air was cold now, and Holly shivered. “What is happening?” she asked Marathan, who ignored her. “Marathan?  Do you know what’s going on?” she begged him, becoming frantic. Candrel, too, was demanding answers, but their leader paid them no heed.

            Soft…” something whispered, “warm…” It sounded hungry.

            “Great Talen Almighty!” Candrel howled, “It’s the Machin Shin!  We are all doomed!”

            Suck the marrow…”

            Holly went absolutely rigid with fear, the sheer terror of the certain damnation before them paralyzing every muscle in her body. Candrel screamed the vilest of curses at their leader for bringing them to their death, then fell shockingly silent as he saw the wicked, expectant gleam on Marathan’s face. He planned for us to die here, Candrel realized. He must be suicidal.

            “Crack the bones…”

               With a last, desperate act, Candrel pulled out his dagger, and shouted at the top of his lungs, “Though we die here today, I swear by Jesuel that I will send your soul to Shayol Ghul first!”  The craftsman leaped forward, swinging his weapon in a wide arc aimed at Marathan’s head. He did not even move. The blade smashed into the side of his head and it shattered. Marathan’s skin was hard as rock. Without even turning around, Marathan raised a hand and made a small gesture. Candrel dropped the dagger and clutched at his throat, suddenly unable to draw breath. He wheezed and gasped as he began to suffocate, going first red in the face, then purple, and then blue.

            “So wet the blood…”

            The wind rose to a howling crescendo, screaming like the wails of a thousand keening banshees, drowning out all other sound, all other thought, all sanity, from the mind. With all of its awful might, it tore into Holly’s waiting body. Flesh began to peel off of her bones, dropping off into space. Her blood exploded into the air, where an invisible force madly drank it up as fast as it came, then snatched the tidbits of meat that it had rendered a moment before. Scarcely more than a skeleton, Holly still managed to utter a last, piercing scream of unimaginable suffering and horror. The Shin then brought all of its power to bear upon even those remaining bones, shattering each one in two, and sucking the marrow out of them like a straw in lemonade.

            Candrel could do nothing to prevent it as he was rooted to the spot, as he uselessly strove to breathe. Then Marathan turned to face him. “I thank you for your services, Craftsman,” he said, “Now; I shall reclaim what I have lost. It is too bad you will not live to see me returned to my former glory. Perhaps, in another turning of the Wheel.”  Candrel attempted to reply, but his vocal chords were too tightly squeezed by the ancient magic enveloping him. Instead, he made one last gesture of his own, extending one middle finger in the direction of his murderer. Then his eyes rolled sickeningly back in his head, and the last remaining member of Marathan’s group gave up the ghost.

            Marathan turned to face the wind, which was now groping at the corpse of Candrel, scouring the flesh from his bones as well. “Damn you, Machin Shin!”  He thundered. “Give me back my soul!”  Hot balefire erupted from his hands and flashed into the darkness. Machin Shin recoiled in pain, but not even that tremendous magic could destroy it.

            “Suck your marrow… crack your bones… So wet your blood… So warm…”

            Great cascades of lightning raced across what passed for sky here, forming long chains that lanced into the wind with all the strength Marathan could muster. Storms of fire burned fiercely, surrounding the maddening wind that screamed louder and louder with rage at this defiance. Striking forward, the Shin raked its invisible claws at the soulless being before it, and deflected harmlessly off of a dozen protective enchantments.

            “Give me back my soul!”  Launching every source of battle magic available to him, Marathan deftly conjured shearing lances of ice, tornadoes of howling fury, walls of swords and sheets of hellfire at the thief of his precious soul. Pressing the attack, Marathan redoubled his efforts. Machin Shin fought with all of its might, but even that great force could not stand up to the full power of the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the world. Machin Shin crumpled to the floor, mortally wounded. It begged for mercy. It pleaded for its life. Then, as a last resort, it released the thing that Marathan had sought for so long, the thing that he had unhesitatingly sacrificed hundreds of innocent lives for in his impossible quest. It released the archmage’s life essence.

            Marathan snatched it up like a dying man laps water in the desert. “MINE!”  Glaring with hate at the thing that had deprived him of the thing he held most dear for so long, he channeled open a gateway and left the wind writhing upon the floor, completely uncaring whether it lived or died.

            The nursemaids were deathly silent. The toddlers were crying softly, shivering with the horror of the tale. Kid’n Keep was no longer was a joyful place where children could laugh and play. The telling of this story had shattered that image forever.

            “So, as you no doubt have realized,” Marathan said, “I required living beings as bait to attract the Machin Shin to me, for since it had taken my soul so long ago, it would not be able to sense me at all. Now I can feel my emotion, again. You see, when I lost my soul, I was unable to enjoy anything anymore, not a thing. Not my wealth, my women, my magic, my power, not even the thing I love above all else: killing. But now that I have it back, I shall enjoy very much watching you all die.

            The screams that echoed across the hills from Kid’n Keep that day were not carefree, nor innocent. They were the screams of the damned, the dying. Of purest agony and torture, they were, and Marathan drank it all in, enjoying every second of the carnage, the pillage, the rape and the murder.

            After he had finished, he Traveled to Shayol Ghul, where he had a long overdue appointment with the Great Lord himself. Shai’Tan had promised him a new body, but required that Marathan have a soul in his current body in order to obtain it. Strangely, his dark master had picked out a woman’s body for him, this time. Strange, but not unheard of. He recalled that Balthamel had also been granted a woman’s body, once. He had already chosen a name for his ‘new self.’  Mara Selene. The Living Death, in the Old Tongue. How true that was.

 

 

Runner-Up Best Age of Chaos Mythos Story 2002

“Fragments of a Journal”  

By Jaquon

 

12/Month of Cups        Had a fairly uneventful day, the usual couple of cuts and bruises from bar fights, a few kids with injured fingers or hands, nothing out of the ordinary. The same foolhardy stories about Jlindan at the tavern too, one even claimed he got stung by a bunch of scorpions from the city. Too much ale is what I say.

 

13/Month of Cups        I must confess to be a little rattled, had a call from the tavern owner in the dark hours of the morning, one of the patrons (the one with his scorpion stories actually) started screaming in his bed, bleeding from his eyeballs of all places. Gave him something for the pain, but I have no idea what’s the matter; he kept tearing at his eyes screaming something about the itching.

 

14/Month of Cups        There is some foul devilry afoot. The man from the tavern was found dead in his room this morning, the sheets drenched in a deep crimson hue. A strange white jelly was splattered against the wall, and his hollow eye sockets had maggots worming out of them. The people are visibly shaken. I must remember to ask the Rowena or Neysta to investigate.

 

15/Month of Cups        The nigh watchman on duty in the area could swear he saw the dead man from the tavern walking around the streets last night, probably the ale talking. All the same I must remember to consult Rowena.………….

 

18/Month of Cups        These last few days have been insane. Half the townsfolk seem to be rotting the very flesh off their bones; this foul undead plague has taken its toll on the fair city. I found the white tower deserted, this cannot be a good sign. We have gathered together about two score of the remaining citizens, we are leaving Tar Valon at first light.………….

 

20/Month of Cups        Chaos is sown among our ranks; we headed east, to the safety of the Stedding, but found the gate held against us. Many fine men have died these last two days, falling preys to the rusted, moldy blades of the carcasses barring our passage. My brother Johanon was struck on the thigh; I have taken it on myself to carry him with us. I will not tell him this, but the blood soaking from the wound is a grave sign.

 

21/Month of Cups        With each shriek of a dying man the enemy’s ranks swell in size, discretion is the better part of valor they say, we have fled out the west gate, though we seem to be safe for the moment a grave sense of foreboding eats at my mind.

 

22/Month of Cups        Damn these woods!  Even at midday only a miserable few beams of sunlight make their way through the dense leaves. Two of our party ran screaming off into the woods, we have decided against sending out a scout to search them out. The howls of the wolf packs seem to grow louder by the minute; many of the men are white as the fair tower we left behind.………….

 

24/Month of Cups        We have lost five men to the wolves, the savage beast raided out camp last night when the clumsy guard fell asleep and let the fire die out. In the chaos of the screams, howls, weapons being drawn and dropped I lost all sense of direction; I fear we are hopelessly lost. This is not of prime concern however, the sight of five of their comrades torn limb from bloody limb by the beasts has made many of the men even more uneasy. Many have deep bites on various parts of their bodies; the blood is oozing out of the infected wounds like rotten puss out of a scab. Johanon’s wound too, has become septic, and though I will do what I can I fear for the worst.

 

25/Month of Cups        The men are too terrified to move. Seven of our strongest were discovered this morning with their decapitated heads dripping with deep crimson blood, eyes gashed out, gray matter oozing out of the hole where tent pegs were driven through their skulls. Their bodies were turned inside out, and the entire camp reeks of rotten entrails and digestive juices. This is clearly not the work of the wolves, but as yet we have had no trace of the horde pursuing us. No doubt they are bolstering their ranks with each passing minute.

 

26/Month of Cups        Nerves are running high, and a number of men snapped, drawing swords during a quarrel earlier today. Damned fools!  We have enough troubles without killing each other too!  I have bound their wounds, but doubt they will make it, one had an earlobe cleaved clean off his head, another had a huge chunk of bloody flesh gouged out of his leg. After the quarrel had died down we started building several makeshift rafts for the next day’s journey.

 

27/Month of Cups        A third of our party have left, veering north and opting for the ‘safety’ of the caves. Our pleas fell on deaf ears, they truly believe they will survive the caves of fire. We lost one other raft to the waterfall, the men could not stop their craft in time. The horrible wailing of men plummeting to their death is something I will never forget.

 

28/Month of Cups        A moment’s sanity in the madness!  We have met with Alfric, who provided us with warm, rich meals for the night. Two of the other leaders and I sat late into the night in counsel with the bard. He had heard of the tragedy at Tar Valon, and intended to leave with us when we did. We were warned to remain on the correct paths at all times, lest we stray into the Palace of Misery or the Demon Keep. We had to decide to between heading toward the town of Posdem, and praying that the madness in their forest had not overrun the people, or heading to the Tree Fortress. While the elves had never been to fond of us ‘mere humans’, this seemed like our only real option, perhaps Alfric’s company will make them more open to hear our plight.………….

 

29/Month of Cups        The start of our journey has been somber, for we buried many of our companions this day. Among them my brother, the rotting flesh of his leg had attracted all kinds of disease and maggots, he died a slow, painful death as we watched and mourned. But we must continue, for the sake of all our lives.………….

 

2/Month of the Fox:      Woe the day!  We were ambushed today by a mage of most terrible power!  In our exhausted state we were no match for the insidious caster. Alfric our guide, too, fell to the columns of balefire that turned flesh to ash and clouded the sky with the noxious fume of roast human. For the first time in over tens years I threw up at the sight of death and decay. We ran, we ran as we have never run before, and the slow and tired fell to the vile mage.

 

4/Month of the Fox:      As if having seen our friends and family members burned to cinders, cleaved limb from limb, and have our face splattered with our own blood was not enough, we not find ourselves dealing with the fact that we left them behind to be killed. The aspen trees at least allow us to see the sun on our faces, but it is little consolation.

5/Month of the Fox:      Four more of our company have gone, one to a festering wound which wrenched his meals out of his punctured stomach, three others in a most bizarre turn of events. Some infernal dragon appeared out of nowhere, and weaved a ‘Forget’ spell on 3 of our members who were straying behind. We waited for them, yet when they got to us they saw the blood on our clothing and the weapons in our hands, and thought we meant them harm. Now we have the blood of our kin on our hands in an even baser manner. Spirits are low.

 

6/Month of the Fox:      Praise the light!  We have made our way to the fortress!  The elves have proven to be much more open than the stories make them out to be. Verana, a High Priest of Talen, has tended our wounded, the healing magics of the elves never cease to astound my humble human mind. The king is urgent for news, and I am to meet with him and Qethlas tomorrow.

 

7/Month of the Fox:      Tesathran had difficulty believing the incredible tale we told him, but after some persuading he was swayed. He told me the mage we encountered was called Bakshra, an old enemy of the Tree Fortress. The council has met, Ashlan was sent to fetch Moritsu to the main fortress.

 

8/Month of the Fox:      Ashlan has returned with grave news: Moritsu is dead, the outer parts of the forest are a dance of yellow and red flames. The undead have arrived in the forest, Bakshra has joined them and is now leading the assault. A protective ward has been lain down around the fortress, and Tyglaadian and his captains are rushing to organize the defense, knowing the enchantment will not last long.………….

 

10/Month of the Fox:    Battle has been joined, the elves are a fearsome sight to behold, and the horde has been held back for the time being. Verana has asked me to help her with the wounded, while the rest of the elves dispose of the rotting carcasses that litter the ground. We can now but pray.

 

11/Month of the Fox:    The bastards are cunning!  They have started catapulting rotting corpses festering with disease over the walls and onto the various levels of the fortress. At least a hundred men have fallen ill, seizures, delusions, foaming at the mouth with blood oozing from nostrils and ears.………….

 

14/Month of the Fox:    Khalas has fallen!  The fortress grieves, but the very foundations are now on fire!  We must charge them soon. The council has met to discuss our options. Ashlan mentioned the one we dare not contemplate, for it would cost the king and his advisor their lives.

 

15/Month of the Fox:    I awoke early this morning to find a huge, gaping maw hanging over my face, with filthy maggots and flies creeping from the orifices in the skull before me. I managed to kick the creature off balance, and found our group surrounded on all sides by undead knights and revenants, the scum from the Palace of Misery had joined the assault. The stench itself was overpowering, as the various corpses in various stages of decomposition closed on us with rusty scimitars inscribed with dark runes. Tyglaadian managed to drive them away, but I do not know for how long. The faces of these creatures would make Azakhet proud, I imagine, would that I will never have to find out.

 

16/Month of the Fox:    We do not have the reserves to charge through their ranks, we now await the inevitable. Tyglaadian and Ashlan fell today, the ground is drenched in the blood of elves and undead alike, flesh and bone both are turning to cinders all around, the sky is blackened by the smoke, such that the day is as night. Bakshra has issued a challenge to Tesathran less than an hour ago, but the king has not yet responded. The wounds I treat get worse by the hour, huge gashes in torsos, entrails ripped out, lungs splattering a gruesome much of blood and mucus into the air. I have lost count of the number of amputations I have had to perform, the limbs are simply flung to the ground in the same heap as the bodies of the fallen. In truth none of them have any chance of survival, the infernal plague being rained from the skies is infected the smallest of cuts, turning them into festering wounds bubbling with mucus and blood. Three men today had seizures so severe they broke their own back and spilled their entrails on the floor. I should clean my shoes.

 

17/Month of the Fox:    Qethlas gathered up all those who could still stand on their own feet, and lead a charge against the ranks today. The power of the elf amazes me, he slew by my count over a hundred of the foul monsters. Yet in the end he fell, his tortured screams echoed throughout the woods, and the very earth quivered at his agony. The streams run red, and the hollows and low lying areas on the ground have formed themselves into crimson rivers, running off into the forest. The birds too have gone, fleeing the burning trees for a safer home. The enemy was not as strong as we thought, though we now have no more warriors left in fit condition, the horde appears to have no more than a hundred or so. Still a hundred too many. Bakshra again issued his challenge, and Tesathran has agrees to battle him, one on one, tomorrow at midday. The entire fortress will spend the night praying to Talen, begging his assistance.

 

18/Month of the Fox:    Lords of the Light!  The horde is vanquished!  Bakshra and Tesathran sparred until nightfall, the mage’s balefire scorching the king to a deep brown. Yet the elven king was powerful, and at his blows the remnant of the horde shriek and quivered, Bakshra staggered under the powerful strikes. It was clear that the king was gaining the upper hand, but the denizens of darkness can never be trusted. Tesathran was assailed from behind by 3 revenants and a monster the likes of which I had never seen before. A gigantic wall of flesh was slowly striding toward the king, blocking his escape, turning noxious the air with its foul odor. Trapped between the flesh and Bakshra, Tesathran fell pray to blows from all sides, yet with his last few breaths managed to strike the mage so powerfully that his very body ruptured, and spouted his dark blood into the trees and the crowd gathered around. The two fell on top of each other, and a deathly silence prevailed in the woods. Without warning the very ground began to quiver and shake, and the fortress seemed as if it would collapse upon itself. There was a howl of a beast clearly not of this world, one which the remaining elves would later tell was named the Vindicator, with claws the size of men’s arms he tore through corpse upon corpse, rending flesh, bone and metal as a hot knife through butter. The last of the damned corpses fell, and the beast charged the wall of flesh with such ferocity that it ripped asunder, flinging chinks of decomposing human flesh into the branches. The beast ran off, into the forest, and we have not seen it since. The fortress is still on fire, however, and we must work feverishly if we hope to make it out of here alive.

 

19/Month of the Fox:    We have battled all day against the raging blazes, and though we would ordinarily have n…..nce a blessed rainstorm has made our task possible, if..til……lex. I once again awoke in the early hours of the mourning, and heard the wail……………..r. None of u….. ….ain what that b………our safety here.

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The rest of the journal is too decayed and ripped to read.