I saw Detreax kissing dirty Snogs.
Underneath the Labyrinth last night.
He thinks that he's so sleek,
First gate took him a week.
He doesn't have tread, hide, sanc, or sneak.
Then why was Detreax kissing dirty Snogs,
underneath the Labyrinth last night?
O what a laugh to see him take that bath.
If Xazid had only seen,
Henry the Glee-man
Was a very naïve soul
With a sword in hand and a song in heart
And great pride he loved to show
Henry the Glee-man
Is an idiot they say
He had great strength
But the people knew
That he got killed on one day
He must have been too dumb
To see that he was wand'ring round
But when the thought came to his head
It was already on the ground
Henry the Glee-man
Was as dumb as he could be
And the advent'rers say
That it wasn't his day
For thinking he's lucky
Henry the Glee-man
Was very filled with glee
So he said, "who cares
I'll kill go some bears
In the Forest of Insanity!"
He went to the bear cave
With his sword there in his hand
Slashing here and there
Missing the fat bear
And the bear slashed him right back
He ran all through the forest
To a tree that had a knot
He didn't look a moment
Till his big fat head went "PLOP!"
Henry the Glee-man
Was too late to save his butt
Then the bear came by
Henry didn't wanna die
But the bear had him for lunch!!!!
'Twas the night before Christmas
Not a creature was stirring
Every mudder online
Was tired and worried.
"Is pwipe a-coming?"
"Are the throne wars aloof?"
It seemed like their fingers
Were frozen and doofed.
The snowflakes were falling
For some of the mudders
Hot sun melted ice caps
For some of the others.
Thus all of them crouched
Before their computers
Killing virtual creatures,
or deathtrapped by bloopers.
The Esbets were snogging,
And Remors were chilling
And all peaceful people
Just killing… and killing.
When all of a sudden
The creatures revolted,
The small ones and zeroes
Feeling angry and toasted.
A lonely adventurer
Exploring the Shire
Quickly found himself
Fighting Bane amidst fire.
Gripping his keyboard
The guy's eyes started growing,
Helplessly watching,
Being kicked in the groin.
Alarmed, panic-stricken,
the mudders were watching
as their top characters
were spanked, weapon clutching.
The sounds of horror
Assaulted Olympus
As Talen himself
Came down on a Nimbus
Wrapping his presents
Talen was pissed
That the mud was requesting
His presence like this.
Observing the chaos,
His eyebrows sky high,
Talen witnessed mud goblins
Making tough players go cry.
Pulling up his console,
Talen searched for an answer
To get back to his presents
And forget this disaster.
Unwrapping the depth
Of the Circle-based hay,
He went to a feature
He had coded today.
Scrutinized he the functions
That made the mud run,
"Gold" operation,
"Roller" of fun.
"Invis"
"Nature's Fury"
"Characters"
"Health"
Were all those affected
By Talen's new help.
And then he sat up
His fingers just froze.
For, Ladies and Gentlemen,
The G-R-I-N-C-H was the cause.
How did this demon
Sneak into the code?
Who's cruel joke
Ruined Talen's abode?
And so, quickly flexing
His programming skills,
Talen defeated
The cause of the ills.
As he went back to the real world,
The players were cool,
And Meldron was smiling,
Making everyone fool.
So: Merry Christmas,
And a Happy New Year
Lets have fun with our presents
You know Loh, and Remor,
and Esbet, and Jarvis,
and Joas, and Zaor,
and Klein, and Parmisis.
But do you recall,
The most famous mudder of all!
KYGERCHARNGO, the shiny-named mudder!
had a very stupid name,
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it blows.
And all the other mudders,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor KYGERCHARNGO,
play in any ctf games.
Then one foggy evening,
Azakhet came to say:
"KYGERCHARNGO with your name so bright,
won't you guide my slay button tonight?"
Then all the mudders loved him,
as the called him names with glee.
KYGERCHARNGO the dumb-named mudder,
he'll go down in history!
On the first run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me,
The bards and an Eecherbones Bogey.
On the second run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me,
Two drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
On the third run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me
Three sanced up guild guards
Two TV drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
On the fourth run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me
Four Ogier Elders
Three sanced up guild guards
Two TV drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
On the fifth run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me
The Shire Keeper of the Ring!!!!
Four Ogier Elders
Three sanced up guild guards
Two TV drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
On the sixth run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me
Six Anaconda's
The Shire Keeper of the Ring!!!!
Four Ogier Elders
Three sanced up guild guards
Two TV drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
On the seventh run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me
Seven Mummies groaning
Six Anaconda's
The Shire Keeper of the Ring!!!!
Four Ogier Elders
Three sanced up guild guards
Two TV drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
On the eighth run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me
Eight Goblin Spiders
Seven Mummies groaning
Six Anaconda's
The Shire Keeper of the Ring!!!!
Four Ogier Elders
Three sanced up guild guards
Two TV drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
On the ninth run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me
Nine Ancient Golems
Eight Goblin Spiders
Seven Mummies groaning
Six Anaconda's
The Shire Keeper of the Ring!!!!
Four Ogier Elders
Three sanced up guild guards
Two TV drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
On the Tenth run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me
Ten Elite Guards
Nine Ancient Golems
Eight Goblin Spiders
Seven Mummies groaning
Six Anaconda's
The Shire Keeper of the Ring!!!!
Four Ogier Elders
Three sanced up guild guards
Two TV drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
On the Eleventh run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me
Eleven Trolloc Chieftains
Ten Elite Guards
Nine Ancient Golems
Eight Goblin Spiders
Seven Mummies groaning
Six Anaconda's
The Shire Keeper of the Ring!!!!
Four Ogier Elders
Three sanced up guild guards
Two TV drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
On the Twelfth run of MaxXP Malhavok gave to me
Twelve coffer corpses
Eleven Trolloc Chieftains
Ten Elite Guards
Nine Ancient Golems
Eight Goblin Spiders
Seven Mummies groaning
Six Anaconda's
The Shire Keeper of the Ring!!!!
Four Ogier Elders
Three sanced up guild guards
Two TV drill sergeants and
the bards and the Eecherbones Bogey.
Jarv- i mean
Frosty the wolf man! alas was not to be
he did the labby over n thru
n a snake he got to be!
Frosty the wolfman a wolf he wants to be
He is a snake but he wishes so
to be a wolf some day
Frosty the wolfman, a testicle he'd give!
He whines and begs, but they say no,
for wolfhood be not his!
Snake he be forever see but a wolf he'll never be
Pummelly pump pump
Pumelly thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Pummely bump bump
Pumelly hump hump
Why is he on that goat?
On the first day of Christmas, my true love poped for me!
An ultracool uberduber twak!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love poped for me!
2 balrog cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love poped for me
3 panther claws, 2 balrog cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!
On the forth day of Christmas, my true love poped for me
4 onyx bracelets 3 panther claws, 2 balrog cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love poped for me
5 golden dwarf rings 4 onyx bracelets 3 panther claws, 2
balrog cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love poped for me
6 eye of astirin 5 golden dwarf rings 4 onyx bracelets 3
panther claws, 2 balrog cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love poped for me
7 wands of healing 6 eyes of astirin 5 golden dwarf rings 4
onyx bracelets 3 panther claws, 2 balrog cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!
On the eigth day of Christmas, my true love poped for me
8 dirks for stabbing 7 wands of healing 6 eyes of astirin 5
golden dwarf rings 4 onyx bracelets 3 panther claws, 2 balrog cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love poped for me
9 halfsanc helmets 8 dirks for stabbing 7 wands of healing 6
eyes of astirin 5 golden dwarf rings 4 onyx bracelets 3 panther claws, 2 balrog
cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love poped for me
10 godly godloads 9 halfsanc helmets 8 dirks for stabbing 7
wands of healing 6 eyes of astirin 5 golden dwarf rings 4 onyx bracelets 3
panther claws, 2 balrog cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love poped for me
11 rings of slaying 10 godly godloads 9 halfsanc helmets 8
dirks for stabbing 7 wands of healing 6 eyes of astirin 5 golden dwarf rings 4
onyx bracelets 3 panther claws, 2 balrog cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
12 thorwahlian billings! 11 rings of slaying 10 godly
godloads 9 halfsanc helmets 8 dirks for stabbing 7 wands for healing 6 eyes of
astirin 5 golden dwarf rings 4 onyx bracelets 3 panther claws, 2 balrog cloaks
and An ultracool ubersuper tweak!!!
Meldron the Darkened Chaos Lord, had a very dark army
and if you ever saw it, you would have to run and hide.
All of the other Chaos Lords, use to laugh and call him
names
they never let poor Meldron join in all the Lordly games.
Then one bright and sunny day, the Dark One came to say
"Meldron with your army so dark, won't you plunder this
land for me?"
Then all the Chaos Lords loved him, and they shouted with
despair.
Meldron the Darkened Chaos Lord, you'll go down in history!
Racing through the mud, on a dark black riding horse,
over the plains we go, gossiping all the way blah blah blah.
. .
Steel on flesh does tear, making a bloody mess,
what fun it is to hack and slash across this MUD tonight.
Ooooooooh,
Chaos bells, Nappy smells, Lyatia laid an egg.
The whell of time, lost its wheel,
and Ormietck got away, hey!
Deck the Halls with blood and gore
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Drop the corpses near the shore
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Watch the Whitecloaks burn to ashes
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Rape the their women and loot their stashes
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Smack down Orthis and kill of Bane
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Toddlers and Trollocs, they're all the same
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Whack a Seanchan while you're at it
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Now you're screwed, you've become and addict.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Original: Silent Night
Silenting port
Stilling port
All is gone
All is quiet
Round the zone
Looking for an exit
But you're screwed
And it's not very pleasant
Try to sleep and wait
Oh you fool you are now rog bait.
Failed the flight
And you died
Swear and curse
As you might
But, it won't change a thing
You still lost your heartstoned ring
No corpse for an OC to res
No one wil try because they don't have tread
Damn those newbie freaks
Da-amn those newbie freaks.
The filcher is back, are you sleeping,
In the tree, chief is creeping,
Its a horriful fright,
Dying tonight,
Treading in the plains of the labyrinth,
Gone away is a seven-headed hydra,
Here to stay is...
another seven-headed hydra,
He desses really fast,
Then attacks en masse,
Treading in the plains of the labyinth,
In the spiral we can build a golem,
And we'll make him out of six body parts,
He'll say: Am I ready?
We'll say: Ya mon,
And then he'll leave the room
And kill Mezadaehegraadia the Plague Dam,
Later on, in the tower,
Don't have time to take a shower
Fight like Johnny Cage,
And kill the Maunish the mage,
Treading in the plains of the labyrinth.
In the plains we can behead a snog,
And we'll feed it to the dragon till he sleeps
And we'll kill him and he can't do anything about it,
Until you des him and he wakes up.
Arnax blows, and we mean this,
He reflects like a phoenix
Takes an hour to kill, ain't it a thrill
But now you're an ancient race.
Treading in the plains of the labyrinth,
Treading in the plains of the labyrinth.
Dashing in the snow, with Xazid compelling me to stay
o'er the Plains we go, cursing all the way.
Fighting for weeks on end, so much regen I have time to write
'oh Lord, please don't make me quest for AKs when i can have
one tonight. '
Tripping with the snogs in a blah blah open slay
Noone knows the 2nd verse and I'm too drunk to remember
anyway
Arnax is stilling me and I have 8 hours to wait
oh what a bummer it's gonna be if I get that eggnog later
today. :)
Wrinkle Hell
Wrinkle Hell
Wrinkle all the way
oh what fun it is to slay as you grow old and play, hey!
Wrinkle Hell
Wrinkle Hell
Wrinkle all the way
oh what fun it is to play with squid, corals, and...(damnit
we need some penguins!), hey!
JOY TO THE WORLD,THE LAB BURNED DOWN (An arsonists creating havoc in AOC) by Usha
Joy to the world, the lab burned down
And all the snoggies died
And the dreamwalker is hanging from the flagpole
With a rope around his neck
With a rope around his neck
A rope, a rope, around his neck
Joy to the world, the lab burned down
And all the Dragons' fried
And the lichs' burst into flames
'Cause we poured gas on them
'Cause we poured gas on them
We poured, we poured some gas on them
Jarvis the friendly snake
has a very shiny Lightrender
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it crackles
all of the other ancient races
used to laugh and call him names
coz he didnt get wolf subrace
like he really wanted to
then one frosty afternoon
we all came and said
Jarvis with your char so buff
wont you lead some xp tonight
how we all so loved him
as he led us trought the zones
many a level was gained
for us weak little people
Jarvis the Friendly Snake - you'll go down in MUD legend !
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my clannies poped for me:
Twelve thousand coins,
Eleven strip bait items,
Ten pieces of CA fodder,
Nine water tarots,
Eight featherfall potions,
Seven scrolls of recall,
Six Platinum Swords,
Five Onyx Rings,
Four Cloaks of Depravity,
Three demonbone bracelets,
Two tweaked stabbers
And a Fiery Red Heartstone
I just came back from leading a group around the Mines of
Naphtal,
I stopped off in the New Manthernan to relax a bit;
I called on dear old Candrel to see what I could see.
He took me to his workshop and told his plans to me.
So you better not moan, you better not bitch, Better not
complain, I'm telling you why:
coz Candrel just won't make your pelts for you.
His making a list and checking it twice,
Gonna find out who deserves those wonderful pelt items.
Candrel the Craftman is coming to town.
He sees you when you're grouping, He knows when you're pelt
hunting;
He knows if you've been bad or good, So be good, if you want
those pelts!
Oh, you better not moan, you better not bitch, Better not
complain, I'm telling you why:
Candrel the Craftsman is comin' to town.
Now, Candrel is a busy man, He has no time to play.
He's got millions of pelts to work on,
You'd better get yours too him now,
Go get it right it away,
Because, he's getting ready his hammer and his tools
With little horned toe boots and bracers of force'
Golded horned ringa and Spears of Xir, Candrel the Craftsman
is comin' to town.
And golden dragon scale leg greaves, that give fleetfeet
Armor, boats, and weapons, too,
Candrel the Craftsman is comin' to town.
The kids in Age of Chaos land, Will have a jubilee;
They're going to build up uber kits, from the items the
Candrel brings !
So you better not moan, you better not bitch, Better not
complain, I'm telling you why:
Candrel the Craftsman is comin' to town.