AGE OF CHAOS CHRISTMAS SONG PARODIES 2002

This year’s winners: Leda, Serenity, Toial.

This year’s honorable mention and winner for most submissions: Radaracca.

AWAY IN THE LABYRINTH (A Tale of a Labyrinthian Christmas) by Leda (WINNER!!!)

Original: Away in a Manger

Away in the Labyrinth, no inn for a bed

The mt90s battled on and ahead

The snogs in the plains were tromping in glee

Along with the wolfens and squids in the sea

The stirges, the banes and the filchers arose

To plague weary adventurers by pulling their nose

Arnax watched from a distance and scoffed with a sneer

There was a distinct lack of Yuletide cheer

As the bitter winds whistled and large hailstones flew

Spiralborns shivered and Suav turned blue

The Ironwood Stag coughed and covered his head

Wished he could swap places with Asalman instead

Away in the Labyrinth, in the sleet and the snow

The players grew nasty; played dirty and low

As they squabbled and fought over equipment and stones

The Christmas turkey shrivelled to charred skin and bones

When the lords in their nightcaps awoke in the morn

Checking their stockings for eggnog and porn

They saw desolate faces and ruin in the Lab

And quickly held a lordly confab

“All mudding will cease,” Talen proclaimed

“We’ll have a holiday instead of a game

Double exp for all and free tweaks a-plenty

Everyone levels by not one but twenty”

Away in the Labyrinth, everyone cheered

Spydreth made friends with the Sage he feared

Maunish came down from his ivory tower

To join in the goodwill and share bourbon sour

All the players feasted on turkey and ham

And pulled paper crackers with the Plague Dam

The Shaolins handed round beer and malt brandy

And everyone got themselves piss drunk and dandy

The next day a pall lay over the land

Hungover, the mobs weren’t looking too grand

The players once again slaved through their paces

And dreamed distant dreams of ancient races.

O LITTLE TOWN OF KEZIAH’S by Serenity (WINNER!!!)

Original: O Little Town of Bethlehem

O little town of Keziah's,

How troubled we see thee lie!

Above thy broken and dreamless sleep

The silent ghosts go by;

Yet in thy dark streets shineth

The flowing fire in the sky;

The horrors and fears of all the years

Are met in thee to-night.

For Culhelm has come,

And gathered all above,

While villagers sleep, the ghosts will keep

Their watch of tortured love.

O striking clock, midnight's call,

Proclaim thy enchanted sight!

And dark laments sing to the Dark Wizard-King,

And anguished ghosts come sight.

How silently, how silently,

The wretched town is held!

The ghosts impart on citizens' hearts

The curse of their unease.

No ears may hear the mourning,

But in this town of sin,

Where adventurers will entreat themselves, still

The Saviors enter in.

Where Reavers dark and disturbed,

Hear the call of curséd ghosts,

Where misery cries out to thee,

Adventurers come to pry;

Where the ghosts stand watching

And faith holds wide the door,

The dark night wakes, the curse shall break,

And joy delivered once more.

O mournful ghosts of Keziah's!

Descent to us, we say;

Cast out our sin and enter in,

Reborn for us to-day.

We hear the clockface striking

The great secret tidings tell;

Reveal to us, your secret trust,

Our Keziah's town!

GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY THE FORESTER by Toial (WINNER!!!)

Original: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Grandma got run over by the Forester.

Walking home from our house Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Greenmen,

but as for me and grandpa we believe.

She'd been drinking too much Kaf,

and we begged her not to go.

But she forgot her medication, and she

staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her in Haon Dor in the morning,

at the scene of the attack,

she had vines growing out of her forehead,

and incriminating leaf marks on her back.

Now we're all so proud of grandpa,

He's been taking this so well.

See him betting in the Pagoda,

drinking shine and

chatting up Kim very well.

It's a great Christmas without Grandma,

All the family's dressed to kill

and we just can't help but wonder:

Who gets all the money in her will?

Now the pipeweed is on the table

and the pastries made of fig

and the gold and silver lantern

that would just have matched

the hair on grandma's wig.

I've told all my

friends and neighbors

better watch out for yourselves,

they should all become tree lovers

and never attack them ever!

SILENT SNOG by Migas

Original: Silent Night

Silent Snog Holy Snog

All in psalm, All in fright

'Round spawned virgins Smothered and Viled

Holy infants so rendered and defiled

Sleep's thin, then everything ceased

Silent Snog, holy snog,

Temple's quake heard in the night.

Stories stream from serpents afar,

Heavily, ghosts sing gallelujah;

Silenced, the savior is torn;

Sliced the savior is reborn.

Silent Snog, Holy Snog,

Sons of 'dron, lives cured on site.

Radiance seems far from thy lowly race,

Will the damned go to fucking graves,

Jesus Christ! Lords, what's it worth?

Egress or hordes... Fuck the mirth.

LET IT GO! By Toial

Original: Let It Snow

Oh, the Seraphim's glare is frightful,

But oh my WHAT an eyeful,

And tho she wears no clothes,

Let it go, let it go, let it go.

It's always mighty tempting,

Other peoples tweaks to be stealing

But A bloody stump bites you know,

Let it go, let it go, let it go.

Multiplaying eases the fight,

But you'll hate not playing at night,

Healing your fighter seems no harm,

But you'll be all alone in your dorm.

Well my fire is slowly dying,

And the advice I have been giving,

Remember my words and so.

Let it go, let it go, let it go.

EVERYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS by Cei

Original: Nuttin' For Christmas

I broke my bat on Candrel's head;

Somebody snitched on me.

I hid a frog in Silk's bed;

Somebody snitched on me.

I spilled some ink on Elethea's rug;

I made Holly eat a bug;

Bought some gum with a penny slug;

Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' everything' for Christmas

Silk and Candrel are mad.

I'm getting everything' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack on Jaquon's chair

Somebody snitched on me.

I tied a knot in Emerz's hair

Somebody snitched on me.

I did a dance on Nivid's plants

Climbed a tree and tore my pants

Filled the sugar bowl with ants

Somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' everything' for Christmas

Jaquon and Emerz are mad.

I'm gettin' everything' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been everything' but bad.

I won't be seeing Orthis;

Somebody snitched on me.

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;

Next year I'll be good, just wait

I'd start now, but it's too late;

Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do

'Cause if you're evil, I'm warning you,

You'll get everything' for Christmas.

BLIGHTED CHRISTMAS by Toial

Original: White Christmas

I'm dreaming of a total Pwipe

Just like the ones I used to know

Where the Items glisten

and children listen

To former heroes bitchin at the lords.

I'm dreaming of a blighted Christmas

With every mudmail that I write

Where lowbies in groups fight

And may all your kits be Amiss.

I'm dreaming of a Blighted Christmas

With every hero laugh of spite

May they all be dropped to level one tonight

And may they all lose their sight tonight.

JESUEL CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN by Toial

Original: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

You better watch out

You're gonna cry

Better get out

I'm telling you why

Jesuel Claws is coming to town

He's balling a fist,

And slitting his eyes

Gonna kill all who get in his sight

Jesuel Claws is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He's the worst bad guy in any neighborhood

And he'll slit your throat today!

O! You better watch out!

You better decide

to get out of town,

I'm telling you why.

Jesuel Claws is coming to town.

AZAKHET THE HELLBENT by Toial

Original: Frosty the Snowman

Azakhet came showing what a cruel old soul was he,

With a decayed body and rotting clothes

and maggots living up his nose.

Azakhet is wicked, just as foul as he could be,

Never born you know, from his rotted toes

he just came to life one day.

There must have been some plague in the

air on that day Azakhet came.

For when the air swirled round the land

he began to be around.

O, Azakhet the Hellspawn

was alive as he could be,

And the children say he could laugh

and play as he ate upon your spleen.

Thumpetty thump thump,

thumpety thump thump,

Look at Azakhet go.

Thumpetty thump thump,

thumpety thump thump,

Falling apart as he goes.

Azakhet the dreaded knew

none could stand gainst he,

So he said, "I've come and

I'll have some fun

now before I TOTALLY DEMOLISH YE"

Down to New Manetheren,

with a Plagued Taco in his hand,

Running here and there all

around the square saying,

Flee me if you can.

He led them down the streets of town

right to Medias's Inn.

And he only paused a moment when

he heard him holler "STOP My Shop is Protected!!"

For Azakhet the deathbringer

had to hurry on his way,

But he waved goodbye saying,

"Don't you smile,

I'll be back again some day."

Thumpetty thump thump,

thumpety thump thump,

Look at Azakhet go.

Thumpetty thump thump,

thumpety thump thump,

Killing as he goes.

ANGELS FROM THE REALM OF CHAOS by Krach

Original:

Angels, from the realms of chaos,

Wing your flight o'er all the mud;

Ye, who sang creation's story,

Now proclaim Lord's birth:

Come and worship,

Worship Sakti, the new-born King.

Shepherds in the field of death,

Watching o'er your children by night,

Lords with man is now residing;

Yonder shines the infant Light: Refrain

Mages, leave your contemplation,

Brighter visions beam afar:

Seek the great Desire of clans;

Ye have seen his natal star: Refrain

Saints before the altar bending,

Watching long in hope and fear,

Suddenly the Lord, descending,

In his temple shall appear: Refrain

May your light shine upon us, Lord Sakti!

`FROSTY THE SNOGMAN by Emerz`

`Original: Frosty the Snowman`

Frosty the Snogman was an evil, dark soul,

With a iron pipe and a button nose

And two eyes made out of coal.

Frosty the Snogman was a scary tale they say,

He was made of snow, but the children know

How he came to life one day.

There must have been more then magic

In that circlet they found,

For when they put it on his head

He was surrounded a firey red glow

Oh, Frosty the Snogman was alive as he could be;

And the children thought he would be fun

Just the same as you and me.

Choppety chomp, chomp, chompety chomp, chomp,

Look at Frosty go!

Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump

Over the hills of snow the snogs go

Oh, Frosty the Snogman knew the sun was hot that day,

Ran around frantic looking for more snogs to eat

Looking for some pipeweed to eat before he melted away.

Down to the village with two snowballs in each hand

Running here and there all around the square,

Saying i will catch you if i can

He led them down the streets of town

Right to Esbet Queen of the snow elves

And he only paused a moment, when

He heard Her holler, Stop!

So Frosty the Snogman had to hurry on his way;

But as he turned away, Emerz stood weaving a pattern into the shape of

fiery bolt!

The Snogman gawked with pain and dismay!

Hit with full force, burnt to a cinder!

Not even lifting his finger to say good-bye.

His soul was set free as he melted into a puddle.

The Snogmans soul cackled in the wind as it was gone far far away

CHAOS WAITS YOU FOOLISH ADVENTURER by Mald

Original: God Rest You Merry Gentlemen

Chaos Waits you foolish, adventurer,

Let nothing you be sane

Remember Kirha our Lady,

born on Storm Days;

To take us all from Talen's Power

when we were gone gays

(CHORUS)

O tidings of destrcution and power,

destruction and power,

O tidings of destruction and Joy!

Lady pur chaotic Patron;

A Powerful Storm came;

And unto certain Adventurers

tiding of the same;

How that in the ocean was born

The Daugther of Chaos by name.

(CHORUS)

"Join, then" Whisper the storm

Let you follow

This day is born a Lady

of pure Destruction and sorrow ,

To free all those who trust in her

from Talen's balance and might."

(CHORUS)

Now to the Lady sing praises,

All you within this place

And with true power and destruction

The other will face

this holy tide of Sorrow

doth bring redeeming grace.

(CHORUS)

THE NASTY BEASTS by Icaro

Original: The Friendly Beasts

Azakhet our Lord, evil and hatred

was humbly twisted in another plane

And the nasty beasts around Him stood

Azakhet our Lord, evil and hatred.

I," said the Tentacular Doom, ugly and purple,

"I smash his enemies up head and nuts;

I smash them smooth to heads cuts. "

"I," said the Tentacular Doom, ugly and purple.

"I," said the Machine Shin, shinny and deadly

"I gave Him my Teeth for his wishes;

"I gave Him Souls to fun his wishes;

"I," said the Machine Shin, shinny and deadly

"I," said the Barlog with curly Horn,

"I gave him my flames for his enemies warm;

"He use my flames to toast enemies like corn."

""I," said the Balrog with curly horn.

"I," said the Death from darkness deepest,

"I scream him to plague so He will happy;

"I scream him to kill, and lets party."

"I," said the Death from darkness deepest

Thus every beast by some evil spell,

In the world hatred was glad tell

Of the gift he gave Azakhet,

The gift he gave Azakhet.

"I," was glad to tell

the gift he gave Azakhet,

The gift he gave Azakhet.

Azakhet our Lord , hatred and evil.

THE LITTLE NUTS ADVENTURER by Mald

Original: The Little Drummer Boy

Run they told me

pa rum pum pum pum

A new way of Death for me,

rum pum pum pum

Our finest butts we keep

pa rum pum pum pum

To slay before the Tentacular Doom

pa rum pum pum pum

rum pum pum pum

So to kill him

pa rum pum pum pum

when we come

Little Doom

rum pum pum pum

I have a nice butt too,

pa rum pum pum pum

I have no chance to live

pa rum pum pum pum

That's fit to give our Doom

papa rum pum pum pum

rum pum pum pum

I die for you

pa rum pum pum

on my nuts

kirha nodded

pa rum pum pum pum

Azakhet and Jesuel kept looking

pa rum pum pum pum

I figthed my best for Doom

pa rum pum pum

I gived my butt for Doom

pa rum pum pum pum

rum pum pum pum

Then He slayed at me

pa rum pum pum pum

me and my butt.

BLOODY NIGHT by Radaracca

Original: Silent Night

Bloo-Dy Night,

Full Of Fright,

All Are Dead,

In The Ways,

Ma-Chin Shin Did Mur-Der Us All,

Now We Can't Get Our Cost-Ly Gear Back,

Oh, What Can We Do Now,

Oh, What Can We Do Now.

Bloo-Dy Night,

Full Of Fright,

Gear Is Gone,

Fear Is Here,

We Will Nev-Er En-Ter The Ways,

A-Gain Since We Were, Killed By Ma-Chin,

Stay A-Way From The Ways,

Stay A-Way From The Ways.

LORD KIRHA by Radaracca

Original: O come, O come Emanuel

Here Comes,

Lord Ki-I-Rha,

To Tel-E-Port Some Way-Ward Fool

They'll Mourn In Lone-Ly Ex-Ile NOw

Un-Til Lord Ki-Rha Does For-Give

For-Give

Please Lord Ki-Rha

For-Give Me I'll Not Do It Again.

DOOMIE THE TENTACLED HORROR by Kallesto

Original: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

You know Mordeth, and Glimmer, and Eeglith, and Ixyshyn...

Anxus, and Tholes, and Welmar, and Shrandin...

But do you recall the most fearsome monster of all...

Doomie, the tentacled horror... had a very slimey pelt...

and if candrel could see it... he would surely say it smelt...

all of the other players... used to run and hide away...

for doomie would not let them... attack him or play their way....

then one foggy new years eve... talen came to say...

Doomie with your crypt like night, won't you slay some players tonight!

Then all the monsters loved him... and they crowded 'round to say...

Doomie, the tentacled horror... We want to slay players your way!

UNTITLED by Kallesto

Original: Greensleeves

Alas! My lords, you took my gold

and bore it off beyond the sea

And took my tweaks and all my kit

When multi'ing poor little me.

Long ago was my dying gasp

and longer still to retrieve my corpse

and when I finally get it back

It will rot before it can be ressed....

The labyrinth will take your soul

And cast upon you a foul disease

And when you finally make it through

Your subrace will be sure to displease

Long ago was my dying gasp

and longer still to retrieve my corpse

and when I finally get it back

It will rot before it can be ressed....

Alas! Alas! My level is gone

Never to be seen by me again

And longer still before I can finally

level back to mt90.

Long ago was my dying gasp

and longer still to retrieve my corpse

and when I finally get it back

It will rot before it can be ressed....

Rot before it can be ressed...

HERE COMES TALEN RIGHT DOWN EAST MAIN by Adrea

Original: Here Comes Santa Claus

Here comes Talen!

Right down East Main!

Meldron and Azakhet and all his other Lords

are carrying chains.

Lightning Flashing, People Screaming

What a scary sight.

Clasp your hands, and say your prayers,

'Cause Talen comes tonight.

Here comes Talen!

Right down East Main!

He's got a bag that is filled with nog

but he keeps it for himself and the other Lords.

Hear some people yell and scream,

What a horrific sight.

Jump in bed, cover up your head,

'Cause Talen comes tonight.

A CHOSEN CHRISTMAS CAROL by Elethea

Original: Whilst Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night

Whilst Darrion washed his locks one night,

Cerix weighed himself and frowned,

"I only have to see a bun,

I put on twenty pounds!"

"Fear not!" said Darr, for mighty dread,

Had seized his troubled brow,

"Weight watchers is the place for you,

I think you should go now!"

Poor Cerix was starved and worked out hard

His weight would not reduce.

"I'm sick of this, pass me some chips,

This diet is no use!"

Then Darrion had a bright idea,

"I know what's best instead!

If you want to lose some useless fat

Try cutting off your head!"

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE ONE by Ilyer

Original: Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before The One!!

And all through AoC,
We were all struggling
To keep ourselves alive.

The weapons were hung
In the racks with care,
In case any demons
Appeared from thin air.

The Monsters were hiding
All scared in their quarters,
While sounds of death
Raced 'cross their borders.

With Lords and Ladies,
And Evil and Good to be,
We always keep a lookout
For trouble, you see.

When out of Clan house,
There arose a commotion,
I sprang from my seat
To start the invasion in motion.

Away to the Warzone
I ran quite abrupt,
My Sword Wielded
And fully spelled up.

When what do my wondering
Eyes look upon?
One of the Enemies,
With Fireshield on.

I suddenly thought of
My Sire, It looked like The One!
I knew in a minute
I just might be done.

He was dressed in his helmet,
With his weapon in hand
And looked like he should
With a little luck he can.

His "eye" -- how it twinkled!
His shoulders -- so strong!
And how does he float
For so very long?

More distant than Badlands,
His simple voice came.
We heard all the wind blows
As he called us by name:

"On Ilyer! On Toial!

On Apollo On Tangeran

On Kron! And On Lily
You've always been here!".

"To the first zone to the last zone of AoC
The Shadows will call.
Now run away! Run Away!
Run away all!"

And then, in a blink,
In my mind did appear,
All of my friends
Looking quite zapper!

All of them asking,
"Do you know who you are?"
They seemed to talking
From near and from far.

And there was my father,
"Dad, why are you here?",
I asked. But he answered,
"Listen and hear!".

The room was then filled
With such music and lights!
It really unnerved me,
And gave me the frights!

I stood there and listened,
As was my duty.
And then said the MUD was,
"A moment of Beauty."

Then a wink of his "eye",
And a twist of his head.
Soon gave me to realize
I don't know just what he said!

He spoke no more words,
Just whistles and chimes.
I hate when he does that!
(It bugs me at times!).

Into his ship
He disappeared fast,
And out through the space doors
He left in a blast!

The others said, "What
Did he say to you?".
To which I replied,
"I haven't a clue!"

THE TWELVE GIFTS OF TALEN by Seamus

Original: The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me.....a doomlord in the warzone.

On the second day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me.....two Eye of Astirins

and a doomlord in the warzone.

On the third day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me.....three death quests,

two Eye of Astirins,

and a doomlord in the warzone.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me.....four One Rings,

three death quests,

two Eye of Astirins,

and a doomlord in the warzone.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me.....five godloads!

four One Rings,

three death quests,

two Eye of Astirins,

and a doomlord in the warzone.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me......six Onyx Bracelets,

five godloads!

four One Rings,

three death quests,

two Eye of Astirins,

and a doomlord in the warzone.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me.......seven Diamond Clear Heartstones,

six Onyx Bracelets,

five godloads!

four One Rings,

three death quests,

two Eye of Astirins,

and a doomlord in the warzone.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me......eight Scrolls of Recall,

seven Diamond Clear Heartstones,

six Onyx Bracelets,

five godloads!

four One Rings,

three death quests,

two Eye of Astirins,

and a doomlord in the warzone.

On the nineth day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me......nine Spears of Xir,

eight Scrolls of Recall,

seven Diamond Clear Heartstones,

six Onyx Bracelets,

five godloads!

four One Rings,

three death quests,

two Eye of Astirins,

and a doomlord in the warzone.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me.....ten uber tweaks,

nine Spears of Xir,

eight Scrolls of Recall,

seven Diamond Clear Heartstones,

six Onyx Bracelets,

five godloads!

four One Rings,

three death quests,

two Eye of Astirins,

and a doomlord in the warzone.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me.....eleven days of banishment (for writing this!)

ten uber tweaks,

nine Spears of Xir,

eight Scrolls of Recall,

seven Diamond Clear Heartstones,

six Onyx Bracelets,

five godloads!

four One Rings,

three death quests,

two Eye of Astirins,

and a doomlord in the warzone.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

Talen gave to me....twelve bottles of eggnog!

elven days of banishment,

ten uber tweaks,

nine Spears of Xir,

eight Scrolls of Recall,

seven Diamond Clear Heartstones,

six Onyx Bracelets,

five godloads!

four One Rings,

three death quests,

two Eye of Astirins,

and a doomlord in the warzone.........

*Note: He's only ever given me the doomlord..it hurt...

VOTE! by Radaracca

Original: O Come, All Ye Faithful

O Come, All Ye Faithful,

Foll-Ow-Ers Of Talen,

O Come, Ye, O Come Ye To Top MUD Sites

Come And Cast Your Vote

To Raise Us To Number One

O Vote At Top MUD Sites Now

For AOC MUD

O Come, All Ye Faithful,

Foll-Ow-Ers Of Talen,

O Come, Ye O Come Ye To Top MUD Sites

Once Ev-ery Twelve Hours

Come Cast Your Need-Ed Vote

O Vote At Top MUD Sites Now

For AOC MUD

O Come, All Ye Faithful,

Foll-Ow-Ers Of Talen,

O Come, Ye O Come Ye To Top MUD Sites

When We Get To Eigth

Then We Get Dou-Ble EXP

O Vote At Top MUD Sites Now

For AOC MUD

ROG! By Radaracca

Original: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

"Rog!" The Group-Ies They Did Say,

"Re-Call And Then Meet One South,"

Not To Late, But Just In Time,

Lead-Er And The Rest Did Flee,

Joy-Full All Sur-Viv-ors Ran,

Joined The Liv-Ing, Safe At Town,

With Tri-Ump-Phant, Voi-Ces Said,

We Sur-Vide, Cause We All Fled,

"Rog!" The GroupIes They Did Say

"ReCall And Then Meet One South."

THE FIRST MEPHIT by Dutkne

Original: The First Noel

The first mephit old Surai did say

was for certain poor newbies in muds as they play:

in muds where they play a-slaying their mobs

on a late mudder's night that was so deep

Mephits, Mephits, Mephits, Mephits

Born is old Surai the Summoner

They looked up and saw a star,

shining in the east, beyond them far:

and to the earth it gave great light,

and so it continued both day and night.

Mephits, Mephits, Mephits, Mephits

Born is old Surai the Summoner

And by the light of that same star

three newbies came from the country far;

to seek for a mob was their intent

and to level that night wherever they went

Mephits, Mephits, Mephits, Mephits

Born is old Surai the Summoner

This start drew night to the south-east

o'ver Mantheran it took its rest,

and there id did both stop and stay

right over the place where Surai lay.

Mephits, Mephits, Mephits, Mephits

Born is old Surai the Summoner

Then entered in those newbies three,

fell reverently upon their knee,

and offered there in his presence

their gold and lives for experience.

Mephits, Mephits, Mephits, Mephits

Born is old Surai the Summoner

Then let us all with one accord

sing praises to our newly leveled,

that hath made the mud more fun then not,

with their bloody murders has brought.

Mephits, Mephits, Mephits, Mephits

Born is old Surai the Summoner

DUTKNE THE CHIEFTAIN by Dutkne

Original: Frosty the Snowman

Dutkne the Chieftain was a jolly happy soul

With an Oaken Staff and some wolven boots

and two encrypted scrolls

Dutkne the Chieftain is a great leader they say

He was made a Sidhe but the Taardad

hide how he came to Lab last May.

There must of been some magic in that

Old Leather they found

For when he placed it on his waist

He began to dance around

Dutkne the Chieftain

was as great as he could be

All the others fear he could dance

the spears to a great victory

Thumpetty thump thump

Look at Dutkne go

Thumpetty thump thump

Over to Tar'Valo'

Dutkne the Chieftain knew

the fight was hot that day

So he said

"Let's Run and

we'll have some fun

now before i run away"

Down to the village

With that old staff in his hand

Running here and there all

around the square crying

Catch me if u can

He fought them down the streets of town

right to the White Tower

And he only paused a moment when

he heard a holler "Stop!"

For Dutkne the Chieftain

had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye saying

"Dont u die

I'll be back to fight some day"

BE PREPARED by Cuda

Original: Jingle Bells

Grab your sword, grab our shield

Better say a prayer,

Go out there and face your death

In a group or alone, So

Grab a mage, grab a cleric

Be prepared to lead,

Jungle, Trollocs, Dwarven City

Wherever death awaits.

Out to hunt we go

The leader knows the way
Trees, tunnels, city streets

Screaming all the way.

Striking killing blows

Making magic flow

O, what a time we’ll have
In the Age of Chaos world tonight.

IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHAOS by Quintex

Original: It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Christmas

Its beginning to look a lot like Chaos

Ev'rywhere you snog;

Take a look in Candrel's Shoppe, glistening once again

with candy pelts and silver skins aglow.

It's beginning to look a like Chaos,

Swords in ev'ry store,

But the prettiest sight to see is Holly who will be

at your own front door.

A pair of horn-toed boots and a midnight crest that shoots

is the wish of Dick and Dan

flesh puppets that talk and will go for a walk

is the hope of Jurgen and Jurgen

and Mom and Dad can hardly wait for the balrogs to pelt again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Chaos

Ev'rywhere you snog;

There's a tree in the Great Plains, one in the desert as well,

The sturdy kind that doesn't mind damn sylvans.

It's beginning to look a lot like Chaos;

Soon the Bellringer will start,

and the thing that will make him ring is the arrow that you see

right in your heart. snog.

THE FRONT DOOR SIGN SAID… by Radaracca

Original: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

The front door sign said spirits here so I just walked inside,

I took 3 steps and learned that there's more here than meets the eye,

earth and fire and air and water and many more beside,

so I rushed at them and hacked them with my sword

lord oh lord

I rushed at them hacked them with my sword

The front door sign said rats ahead so i just walked inside,

Those spirits had leveled me and i was full of pride,

Murray needed help so i tried to scalp their hides,

with my sword, shield and armor i did gord

lord oh lord

with my sword, shield and armor i did gord.

The entrance sign said shire so I just walked inside,

I saw so many halflings that I decided to try,

to slay some smelly little things before I had to ride,

back to town with their gear to hord

lord oh lord

back to town with their gear to hord.

GOLD RUNS by Radaracca

Original: Joy To the World

Joy to the MUD, Lord Talen is come.

Let characters prepair to log on.

The server is up, prepair to run.

to gold zones and make some cash...

to gold zones, to gold zones to make some cash.

Joy to the MUD, Lord Talen is come.

there are, no more, lil' bugs.

to slow us down, and crash the MUD.

Its time to make some gold...

Its time, its time to make some gold.

Joy to the MUD, Lord Talen is come.

I finally, do have, the cash.

To multi to, a second class.

No more gold runs for me...

No more, No more gold runs for me.

ELRISCHA THE WHITE SHAWLED SEDAI by Elrischa

Original: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

elrischa the white shawled sedai had a very shiny aura.

and if you ever saw her you would even say she glowsa.

all of the other sedai used to laugh and call her weak.

they never taught poor elrischa any of their fance weave.

then one calm and bleary eve.

the amyrlin came to say.

elrischa with your aura so bright.

Won't you come learn from me tonight.

then all the sedai loved her.

and the shouted out with glee

elrischa the keeper of the chronicles

you'll be the next amyrlin for me.

TWELVE DAYS IN THE LABYRINTH by Elrischa

Original: Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of the labyrinth the good lords gave to me a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the second day of the labyrinth the good lords gave to me two woooolfens and a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the third day of the labyrinth the good lords sent to me three elidokorks, two woooolfens, and a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the fourth day of the labyrinth the good lords sent to me four coral lords, three elidokorks, two wooolfens, and a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the fifth day of the labyrinth the good lords gave to me five clock parts, four coral lords, three elidokorks, two woolfens, and a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the sixth day of labyrinth the good lords gave to me six snogs a hunting, FIVE clock parts, four coral lords, three elidokorks, two wooolfens, and a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the seventh day of the labyrinth the good lord gave to me seven hydra heads, six snogs a hunting, Five Clock parts, four coral lords, three elidokorks, two wooolfens, and a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the Eight day of the labyrinth the good lords gave to me eight dragons flaming, seven hydra heads, six snogs a hunting, five clock parts, four coral lords, three elidokorks, two wooolfen, and a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the ninth day of the labyrinth the good lords gave to me nine shaolin masters, eight dragons flaming, seven hydra heads, six snogs a hunting, five clock parts, four coral lords, three elidokorks, two wooolfen, and a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the tenth day of the labyrinth the good lords gave to me ten aggro guards, nine shaolin masters, eight dragons flaming, seven hydra heads, six snogs a hunting, five clock parts, four coral lords, three elidokorks, two woolfen, and a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the eleventh day of the labyrinth the good lords gave to me eleven necro statues, ten agro guards, nine shaolin masters, 8 dragons flaming, seven hydra heads, six snogs a huntng, five clock parts, four coral lords, three elidokorks, two wolfen, and a tigerman chief in a tree.

On the twelfth day of the labyrinth the good lords gave to me twelve plus one soulstones, elven necro statues,ten agro guards, nine shaolin masters, eight dragons flaming, seven hydra heads, six snogs a hunting, five clock parts, four coral lords, three elidokorks,two wolfen, and a tigerman in a tree.

MUDDY SPELLS by Tenz

Original: Jingle Bells

Running trough the ways, on a riding horses back.

Poppin all the way, till were going back.

Bringing hides to Candrel, although he never makes.

O that dirty bastard, he just always eats.

Chorus

Horsies die, charmies die and mobs die all the way!

O what fun it is to ride from way to zone to way.

Horsies die, charmies die and mobs die all the way!

O what fun it is to ride from way to zone to way.

A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride

As I always do, with my brave an pride.

The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot

He got into a drifted bank and we got upsot.

(Chorus)

A day or two ago, the story I must tell

I went out to Mahn-Tor, and on my back I fell!

A Cei was riding by, on his blue-green hippo-thing

weave 'syno' me took me home and healed me full, and I felt like the spring

(Chorus)

Now the MUD is whiped, and I'm not playing that long,

Just make some fun out here, and all sing the song!

Just get some kit and make some speed,

And get the pops in your head, and you'll take the lead!

(Chorus)