Come here now, let me show,
The fun and joy of being a Hoe.
I will not go there, no indeed.
I can't let you have sex with me.
Would you do it lying down?
Would you do it with a clown?
I will not do it lying down,
I will not do it with a clown,
I will not go there, no indeed.
I can't let you have sex with me.
Would you do it in a bed?
Would you kneel and give me head?
I will not do it in a bed,
I will not kneel and give you head,
I will not do it lying down,
I will not do it with a clown,
I will not go there, no indeed.
I can't let you have sex with me.
Would you take it in the butt?
Would you do it with a mutt?
I will not take it in the butt,
I will not do it with a mutt,
I will not do it in a bed,
I will not kneel and give you head,
I will not do it lying down,
I will not do it with a clown
I will not go there, no indeed.
Ican't let you have sex with me.
How about if there were three?
Then would you go down on me?
No not even if there were three,
I will not go down on thee,
I will not take it in the butt,
I will not do it with a mutt,
I will not do it in a bed,
I will not kneel and give you head,
I will not do it lying down,
I will not do it with a clown,
I will not go there, no indeed.
I can't let you have sex with me.
Please now do it, if you would.
Please now do it if you could.
Fine, if you'll stop bugging me
I'll let you have sex with me.
Thank you now, let me show
The fun and joy of being a Hoe.

Some hours later....

That was great, now I know
The fun and joy of being a Hoe
I would, I could,
if there were three.
I will now go down on thee.
I will take it in the butt.
I will do it with a mutt.
I will do it in a bed.
I'll now kneel and give you head.
I will do it lying down.
I will do it with a clown.
I will go there, yes indeed.
I'll let you have sex with me.

Written by John Oberst-Carns
Revised by Dan Sherer Jr.