Rachel's Survey!!
1.Have you ever hugged a tree?
Duh! I'm a druid.
2.Ever hugged one in public?
Yes. Exploite your kink.
3.Have you ever not recognised yourself in a photo?
Yes, but I thought I was my cousin.
4.Not recognised yourself in a mirror?
Not yet.
5.Pretended you were adopted?
Yes.
6.Pretended you were being filmed?
Nope.
7.Pretended you were being filmed to impress someone so you could get with them - and it worked?
Nope.
8.Do you make up stories when you're bored?
Yeah.
9.Do you believe them?
Some of them.
10.When was the last time you danced naked?
This evening, why, did you watch?
11.What it the most disgusting thing you have eaten?
Brains, they didn't tell me from what animal. Well they might have, but I didn't hear it above the wretching.
12.What is the nicest thing you have put in your mouth?
I'll take the 5th.
13.Ever told a homophobic joke?
Yes.
14.Ever laughed at one?
I laugh at homophobes all the time, but yes.
15.Description of your dream letter-box:
A castle.
16.Last time swimming in the nude?
1996. I live too far from the coast!!! I gotta fix that.
17.Do you find that you relate to people better when you are horny (randy)?
Nope.
18.When is the best time to flirt?
When I'm slightly buzzed. And my wife isn't watching. I get performance anxiety.
19.If you could be the lead star of any existing TV programme, which would it be?
I don't wanna give my life up for theirs. Mine is better. No, really.
20.Tell us about your favourite pet in three words.
Fuzzy, warm, purry.
21.Best x-mas gift you received.
My sister Ruth.
22.Best x-mas gift you gave.
I have no idea.
23.Xmas present you pretended to appreciate the most, but gave away at the first chance?
Never have.
24.Talked to the television?
All the time.
25.When it was off?
Yuppers.
26.Pretended to be gay to facilitate kissing someone of the opposite sex?
Nope.
27.Pretended you were straight?
Nope.
28.Did any one believe you?
N/A
29.Ever told the truth but no one believed you?
Yup.
30.Ever lied and everyone believed you?
Yup.
31.Has the drag king list been beneficial to your over all well being and has it made you a better bean pod?
Yes, and it made my son a better bean pod.
32.What three words first come to mind when describing your secret fetish?
Leather, flogger, leather
33. On a scale of 0 to 10 (5 being in the middle):
a.. 0 hetero - 10 gay
5
b.. 0 prude - 10 town bicycle
0
c.. 0 romantic - 10 slam bam thank you Sam (or Mamm)
8
d.. 0 kinky - 10 vanilla
0
e.. 0 pursuer - 10 pursuee
6
f.. 0 the neighbours cat can tell you're queer - 10 no one believes you're queer
Everybody else figured it out before me, so I'm
guessing 0
g.. 0 thank your lucky stars you're a dyke - 10 give anything to be straight
I'm happy with myself but I'm bi and
don't consider myself a dyke. So would that be a 5 or a 0?
h.. 0 like to be different - 10 like to be like every one else
0!!!
i.. 0 happy with your appearance - 10 not happy with your appearance
I'm happy with my appearance, and my spice* like it too!
*Rachel refers to her spouses as spice. You know - mouse, mice.*G*