Re's Survey!!
1. Have you ever hugged a tree?
*raised eyebrow*
2. Ever hugged one in public?
*double raised eyebrow*
3. Have you ever not recognised yourself in a photo?
pshh. . .hasn't everyone?
4. Not recognised yourself in a mirror?
Yes. After I shaved my head.
5. Pretended you were adopted?
I AM adopted. I've tried to pretend I WASN'T adopted, but then I got horribly depressed.
6. Pretended you were being filmed?
You mean there really aren't cameras following me everywhere?
7. Pretended you were being filmed to impress someone so you could get with them - and it worked?
Heh. . .that's between me and her.
8. Do you make up stories when you're bored?
My life is enough to keep me occupied. But hell, I make up stories when I'm NOT bored.
9. Do you believe them?
Fiction is reality.
10. When was the last time you danced naked?
About 3 weeks.
11. What it the most disgusting thing you have eaten?
Poo. (It was a veeeeerrry sick joke someone played on me.)
12. What is the nicest thing you have put in your mouth?
*VVBG*
13. Ever told a homophobic joke?
Yes.
14. Ever laughed at one?
Yes. I reckon it's like laughing at yourself (but I never do it with straight people. Shhhh. . .don't tell anyone! *VBG*
15. Description of your dream letter-box:
It's chrome and very streamline. With leather I think. Heh.
16. Last time swimming in the nude?
Never been. . .I don't think. Not totally.
17. Do you find that you relate to people better when you are horny (randy)?
Ummmm. . .no. They tend to run away screaming.
18. When is the best time to flirt?
When they think you're really teasing (best with straight women who don't know you're gay *snicker*)
19. If you could be the lead star of any existing TV programme, which would it be?
Xena, Buffy, or X-Files. And I would get with the lead female roles in all of 'em. *VBEG*
20. Tell us about your favourite pet in three words.
Warm, fuzzy kitten (hey! At least I didn't say de-clawed hamster. . .)
21. Best x-mas gift you received.
A go-cart
22. Best x-mas gift you gave.
A CD sound system
23. Xmas present you pretended to appreciate the most, but gave away at the first chance?
A pair of socks. They were pink. Yuck. *shudder*
24. Talked to the television?
All of the friggen time! I like talking to my car radio too.
25. When it was off?
There are always little people in there trying to talk to me . . .
26. Pretended to be gay to facilitate kissing someone of the opposite sex?
I don't need to pretend. *LOL* But I'll pass on the kissing. *BG*
27. Pretended you were straight?
Yes. *LOL* ohhhhh that was funny.
Funny ha ha, not funny queer.
28. Did any one believe you?
I don't think so. . . but everyone was deluded at the time anyways.
29. Ever told the truth but no one believed you?
YES!!!Ohhhh that's frustrating!
30. Ever lied and everyone believed you?
Heh heh. . .
31. Has the drag king list been beneficial to your over all well being and has it made you a better bean pod?
I was such a good bean pod that a woman cooked me and ate me. *VBEG*
32. What three words first come to mind when describing your secret fetish?
Warm Butterscotch Pudding
33. On a scale of 0 to 10 (5 being in the middle):
a..0 hetero - 10 queer
9.999999999999 and I old say that because I like guys hairy toes and mustaches. (though whether it's that I'm attracted to them or that I want one, I'll never know *G*)
b.. 0 prude - 10 town bicycle
2 *BG*
c.. 0 romantic - 10 slam bam thank you Sam (or Ma'am)
0
d.. 0 kinky - 10 vanilla
4
e.. 0 pursuer - 10 pursuee
7
f.. 0 the neighbours cat can tell you're queer - 10 no one believes you're queer
0.05
g.. 0 thank your lucky stars you're a dyke - 10 give anything to be straight
-2
h.. 0 like to be different - 10 like to be like every one else
0
i.. 0 happy with your appearance - 10 not happy with your appearance
3