tcw

Volcano - Height: 160cm
                     Weight: unknown to man
                     Moves: the klamp, the eruption
                     Comments: one mean bitch

Big Diary Man - Height: 170cm
                                     Weight: 95kg
                                     Moves: diary slap, goaty attack
                                     Comments: has no chance at the title

Steel Freak - Height: 186cm
                             Weight: 97kg
                              Moves: tech-board smash, steel spit ball
                              Comments: all-round psycho

The Pink Pochantas - Height: 169cm
                                               Weight: 69kg
                                                Moves: shirt tuck, boy rape
                                                Comments: bloody poof

The Kensta - Height: 172cm
                              Weight: 10kg
                              Moves: tightass move, lebanese back
                              Comments: he should go back to kenya

Dilma Lady - Height: 145cm
                             Weight: 96kg
                              Moves: curry powder throw, bloody shit move
                              Comments: she's got cooties

Cancerman - Height: 165cm
                             Weight: 45kg
                             Moves: breath of death, greenhouse effect
                             Comments: smoking is healthy

Wide Load - Height: 84 cm
                            Weight: 2.5 ton
                            Moves: stairway squash, never-ending story
                            Comments: reigning title holder

The Curry Sumo - Height: 185cm
                                        Weight: about the same as a tank
                                        Moves: Papua New Guinean talk, Mikbalongsangen
                                        move
                                        Comments: just bugger everything

Vietnam Man - Height: 174cm
                                  Weight: 80kg
                                  Moves: WWII move, the cough attack
                                  Comments: watch his gun

Lismore Man - Height: 220cm
                                 Weight: 96kg
                                 Moves: Greg Brady hair shake, brain freeze
                                 Comments: "Back in 1965, BHP was......"

Uncle Buck - Height: 197cm
                             Weight: close to 3 ton
                             Moves: Huzock look-a-like, Bongo-Bongo dance
                             Comments: Jenny Craig drop-out

Dinosaur Neck - Height: 230cm
                                     Weight: 3kg
                                     Moves: "I'm better than you" manoevre, Lassie whiplash
                                     Comments: biggest ego in the competition

70's Porn Star - Height: 140cm
                                   Weight: 60kg
                                   Moves: the repitition voice box, moustache of death
                                   Comments: can't use an intercom

The Wiggles - Height: 190cm
                                Weight: 90kg
                                Moves: danger frown, conductor swing
                                Comments: always whinges and has no chance at the title

Blues Brothers - Height: 208cm
                                     Weight: 96kg
                                     Moves: sunnies flick, the Fonz wannabe
                                     Comments: looks like the scarecrow from the Wizard of
                                     OZ

Cardiac Clark - Height: 150cm
                                   Weight: 74kg
                                   Moves: aorta clog, left ventricle grab
                                   Comments: we think he's dead