-The best of me is behind me.
-Sweetness is my weakness.
-You’re so sweet, you’re gonna put sugar out of my business.
-I was, am, and will be crazy about you.
-What time do you have to be back in heaven?
-You look like an angel. Welcome to earth.
-Excuse me, may I have my heart back?
-Excuse me, can you give me the direction to your heart?
-You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
-What’s your name? . . . So I know who I will be dreaming about tonight.
-Did it hurt? . . . When you fell from heaven.
-If sexy were a crime, you’d be on death row.
-If your were in my dreams, I’d sleep forever.
-Check your pockets, I think you’ve stolen my heart.
-I have your mothers phone number, I want to thank her for bringing you into this world.
-Dial 911, my heart has stopped.
-Standing next to you, I believe I’d die and gone to heaven.
-If I gave t you roses, would you give me two lips?
-My name is _____. Remember it because you’ll be thinking of it all night.
-If I’m not having a heart-attack, then cupid just struck me.
-Judging by the cover, I’d like to read the book.
-If I’m bread will you be my butter?
-You know, I could get sugar diabetes loving someone as sweet as you.
-Excuse me, but are you an angel?
-I could be your mothers nightmare and make your dreams come true.
-Are you tired? . . . because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
-So are we gonna make memories together or what?

-Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!
-(motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
-Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
-If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
-Fuck me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before?
-Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
-I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
-Are those real?
-I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
-(offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw?
-Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
-The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
-The only place I want to go is south of the border.
-Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell you.
-Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
-What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
-Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
-Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
-So, do you want to see something really swell?
-Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get!
-Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
-My shirt's chaffing me.....
-Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
-They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
-I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
-Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
-Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice?
-You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
-I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
-They say the best things in life are free.... they lied (but I do accept American Express)
-This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands.
-You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!
-You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed.
-This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you....and I know some other positions too.
-I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
-You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
-If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
-Hey baby, can i tickle your tummy from the inside?
-Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
-If you were a porch, i'd take out all the nails and srew ya