Friday's top ten: Or what I learned in the Box this week.

10. When winning large amounts of money, sum kind of a lump is preferred. 9. Favorite one-liner this week: Liverwurst....it's liver and it's the worst! (I STILL love it though)

8. Food is our favorite survey topic.

7. Speaking of food, grilled cheese and tomatoes go together like peas and carrots.

6. Once upon a time, well all had taste that was only in our mouths and today, we would rather gag than be caught dead in polyester, hip huggers, mini skirts and other 60s and 70s clothing garbage. On the other hand, SOME of us keep clean undies in the glove compartment. I wont' touch that one (or the underpants).

5. Most MTs do better financially than I do. I have determined to work harder and spend an hour a day building more macros, normals and short keys. Thanks for the fire under my butt. 4. We are still very much young girls at heart. We all think fondly of our youth and lately, we have spent a lot of time talking about our favorite toys, books and TV shows. Go Captain Kangaroo!

3. Birthdays really suck. I am so glad I am not alone in this thinking. It is not the getting older, it is the so-called "loving family" and friends and spouses and kids who can make it a misery. Sorry, I just want a birthday party like I give my kids, just once. Short of that, a birthday list with emails for all the gals here so that we can send ecards. It would cool to find your email flooded with funny ecards and you would KNOW someone really cared. Just a thought.

2. There are actually adult people who are more gross, disgusting and stomach turning than my own children...and they give it as wedding gifts.

1. I would rather power wash porta potties then squeeze dogs' anal glands.