I must say...there is a stench lingering in the area. I bet most of the men we live with wish our minds were as one track for something else, as it has been for gas. However, I think we have established that the dishwasher needs to be unloaded before they can ask for THAT. If he has been snipped, all the better.

Then, there is justmouse, our Canack friend. She is happily married and she lusts after Kirt Russell. You type his name and she is sure to post back mmmmmmm like he was really good chocolate, the kind that melts in your mouth. Come to think if it, that is what good sex ought to be right? Like smooth melty chocolate, just as satisfying, just as filling and leaving you wanting more. Alas...now we all know why we love chocolate and think more about hot air.

I was shocked to find out the real spelling for "twat" the other day. I mean, I thought my dad was the only one that used that term. Of course, when he did it, he only said it to women and it was used in reference to a broomstick. Don't go there.

Willa has established for all of us that indeed, her husband brushes as well as flosses daily. My, he really IS thorough! I don't want to know where his toothbrush has been, do you?

I was a little offended when I read about the Fat-Ass Housewives of America. We aren't house wives, we are professionals, our pink chenille bathrobes not withstanding. Of course, there are some in every crowd who just have to show a bit of class. You know who you are, you are giving me a really bad, ugly reputation. You are up, you are dressed, you have on lipstick. I bet your house is clean and your kids are hard onto perfect and you can probably type twice as fast as I can. If I were not so jealous of your organization skills, I would hate you. Seriously, I wonder how you get your lives so together? Is it that I am working alone, supporting and parenting alone that has removed my ability to do it your way? I just feel like I am a Dixie Chick on a bad hair day.

And there's Phil....lumpy gravy...sheesh!

So tell me this, how does one transcribe with "muskrat love" ringing in their ears?

Also, a lot of us seem to be preggers. I wasn't MTing when I was having babies. Do your arms get too short? Is it possible to breastfed while you transcribe?

And then, there are MT scrubs! The scrubs are a cute idea, but think about it, what do you type in? Me...in this cold weather and rain (just a brief reprieve before a Kansas Indian Summer day, like nothing else in this world), I wear sweats and bootie sox. Can we get MTD sweats and booties sox? I still want a Pandora's box T-shirt that says: I visited Pandora's Box and had (a) gas!

I thought that was cute. Some of us just don't give up on the malodorous topic of the last two weeks, but I'll be dinged, I am not wearing an MTD T-shirt that says: I farted in the Box.

I have an early call on Friday, up by 3 am to finish what I did not finish today. My sense of humor got flushed.

Have a great weekend.