12.16.03
TheMikolShow: i don't get excited after a really nice shower
TheMikolShow: i get less horny more relaxed and a lot more cleaner
10.14.03
spiffyism: did you just say HELLA insane?
spiffyism: thats... HELLA... not allowed...
09.10.03
iS jEn wEiRd: http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d727b3127cce8dac8da68bcf0000001610
thegirlsaysBOOM: cept aaron would be "female" too
AZnQtEe228: hmm his legs would qualify
09.09.03
kawaiililhappa: i have to agree with roy though on the whole idea of bottling someone
kawaiililhappa: you could sell them to people
kawaiililhappa: "Bottle of Ben"
kawaiililhappa: or "Jug of Jennifer"
kawaiililhappa: if i had u in a bottle
kawaiililhappa: i'd feel guilty and let u go probably
kawaiililhappa: or maybe i would put gasoline in the bottle with you
kawaiililhappa: then soak a piece of cloth in it
kawaiililhappa: then light it and throw it
kawaiililhappa: Jennifer Molotov Cocktail!
KWo Ng 8 485: wtf
KWo Ng 8 485: im gone 3 days
KWo Ng 8 485: n everyone turns into pedaphiles
iS jEn wEiRd: HI BYE
rlyconfused: bye hi
Auto response from iS jEn wEiRd:
out. cell me.
rlyconfused: aww
rlyconfused: well ettiquette demands that i pester your away message and leave lots of yummy messages for you when you return..
rlyconfused: of course in all probability, your computer will freeze, and my efforts will have been for naught.
rlyconfused: heyhey. are you done packing? is your room prettier?
rlyconfused: man i can't believe i actually expect an answer.
rlyconfused: but that doesn't change the fact that i DO expect an answer.
rlyconfused: you non-response is devastating to me emotionally.
rlyconfused: don't you hear me? devastating.
rlyconfused: actually i'm eating some spaghetti =)
rlyconfused: spaghetti is a good substitute for jen.
rlyconfused: in fact. you know what?
rlyconfused: i think i prefer spaghetti to jen. HMPH.
rlyconfused: grin okay now that i'm done entertaining myself..
rlyconfused: i bid you adieu. good day maam.
09.08.03
iS jEn wEiRd: christines a PEDOPHILE
BaByDoLLCH: hell yea
A ZNR YU514: me too
A ZNR YU514: let the little children come
RoyLeeWasOnLeRoy: well there was this kid at kumon tat i wanted to kidnap and stick in a jar.. put it on my desk and just watch
RoyLeeWasOnLeRoy: hes so cute!
BaByDoLLCH: we're gonna pull a michael jackson
iS jEn wEiRd: we're all bruins
iS jEn wEiRd: pedophile bruins
A ZNR YU514: haha we're disgusting
LiL MeL 56: awww i agree wif roY!
LiL MeL 56: sometimes i justt wanna bottle dese little kids up
LiL MeL 56: cuz dey r sO adorable!!!!!!
08.29.03
lilxxxmofo: i like my sn
lilxxxmofo: very simple
lilxxxmofo: its been postulated that it really means little horny motherfucker
GarbledOne: i flash the little tag on my keychain around, all the girls are all over me
iS jEn wEiRd: define gyrls
iS jEn wEiRd: were they always gyrls?
GarbledOne: of course
GarbledOne: nothing like keidric
08.27.03
lilxxxmofo: cant goto the hills in LA
lilxxxmofo: thats where ppl dump dead bodies
cooljumpcoach: mutha puss bucket!
cooljumpcoach: assfukerbug
08.26.03
cooljumpcoach: you're awesome
cooljumpcoach: you rule
cooljumpcoach: you're the queen of literati
cooljumpcoach: i bow down to your literati skills
08.24.03
lilxxxmofo: que ever?
lilxxxmofo: 1/2 spanish 1/2 english?
lilxxxmofo: u done losted your mind
cooljumpcoach: i feel so used
iS jEn wEiRd: lyke a trojan
cooljumpcoach: why can't i have dream of being stuck in a ski resort as the only male with the dallas cowboy cheerleaders?????
"And for everyone out there insisting that Grossman offers a challenge to undergrads ... yes, he does. The challenge coems later when you have to repeat the class to improve your GPA."
cooljumpcoach: that's awesome!
cooljumpcoach: i've had profs like that
cooljumpcoach: they RULE!
"Overall: RUN AWAY LIKE A SCARED LITTLE MONKEY!!"
Aznluap1: run monkey run!
KWo Ng 8 485: las nite i went to bed wit my shirt on
KWo Ng 8 485: wen i woke up jus now it wuznt there nemore
KWo Ng 8 485: it wuz lyin on the floor next to me
iS jEn wEiRd: stop doing kinky things to urself at nyte
KWo Ng 8 485: dude i think i woudlve rememebered undressin myself
08.19.03
KWo Ng 8 485: haha i am so broke too
KWo Ng 8 485: but i turned 18
KWo Ng 8 485: n now i haf 10grand in chekcin to spend
CoFFeE dAzEd: if i ever need cash i kno who i gotta hit up
KWo Ng 8 485: i never sed i wuz gonna share
CoFFeE dAzEd: what other chik are yoo gonna spend money on?
KWo Ng 8 485: i sed i wanted to spend it on a PRETTY girl
CoFFeE dAzEd: are yoo implying that im not pretty?
KWo Ng 8 485: haha of course ur pretty
KWo Ng 8 485: tatz y i chose to wear UR dress
CoFFeE dAzEd: ...
KWo Ng 8 485: haha plus deres another girl id rather spend my money on
CoFFeE dAzEd: who?
KWo Ng 8 485: roy
cooljumpcoach: tomorrow is gunna be FUN
cooljumpcoach: takin you to babaks at 6:15
cooljumpcoach: then taking irene to LA and hten riverside after that
CoFFeE dAzEd: ur jus mr college gyrl chaffeur arent yoo
cooljumpcoach: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
08.18.03
JCH8298: Kenny got his motorcycle, aunt Shelly said her nightmare starts now
thegirlsaysBOOM: hey do you know what that really popular queens of the stoneage song is called?
iS jEn wEiRd: nobody knows
iS jEn wEiRd: i think
thegirlsaysBOOM: lol damn!
iS jEn wEiRd: ?
thegirlsaysBOOM: "nobody knows"
thegirlsaysBOOM: are you talking about the queens song?
iS jEn wEiRd: yeah
thegirlsaysBOOM: OH
iS jEn wEiRd: omg yoo thot noone knows?
thegirlsaysBOOM: omgosh
thegirlsaysBOOM: yea
thegirlsaysBOOM: oh man ..
thegirlsaysBOOM: second :-[ of the night
iS jEn wEiRd: dorkass
thegirlsaysBOOM: yes, for once i agree
08.17.03
SwtDoLL414: roy is a hottie
SwtDoLL414: =D
cooljumpcoach: your right eye is completely clear of all hair
cooljumpcoach: now i just need to fix up the forehead and clear off the nose
cooljumpcoach: and it will be finished
yuzhongyong: so if you find a cute OR hot girl
yuzhongyong: make friends
iS jEn wEiRd: it would b kewl if my roommate was one of those
iS jEn wEiRd: we could trade guys lol
yuzhongyong: TRade guys?
iS jEn wEiRd: here meet my arcadia guy friends
iS jEn wEiRd: n she'll go here meet my whatever school guy friends
yuzhongyong: oHHH
yuzhongyong: i thought you meant like
yuzhongyong: one nite wit him
yuzhongyong: and the next day
yuzhongyong: take turns
08.09.03
cooljumpcoach: i'm so happy i think i'm going to pee myself
08.07.03
SwtDoLL414: hehe read my profile
SwtDoLL414: it's sweeeet
SwtDoLL414: hehehehe
Inserted Profile:
playing with my new toy =D
feeling: pretty darn happy ^_^
sweeeeet
CoFFeE dAzEd: toy
CoFFeE dAzEd: so bad
CoFFeE dAzEd: the implications of that
SwtDoLL414: lol yes, i'ts my $1650 toy
SwtDoLL414: the implications of that
SwtDoLL414: :-D
SwtDoLL414: i know. i'm dirty. i should stop
08.06.03
CoFFeE dAzEd: rawr*
spiffyism: *chomp
CoFFeE dAzEd: er?
spiffyism: i dont know
spiffyism: you said rowr
spiffyism: i said chomp.
spiffyism: don't they sorta go together?
CoFFeE dAzEd: no clue
CoFFeE dAzEd: ur bro sez chomp
spiffyism: right.
spiffyism: chompiness runs in the family
08.03.03
MeWANfOoD: the fate of my love life rests in ur hands
CoFFeE dAzEd: what love lyfe
MeWANfOoD: exactly!!
MeWANfOoD: my eyebrows are scarin them away!