Recent Sound Clips: N-Joi!

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Scott: alexgrams
Scott: ...alexgrams, he heh heh
Chris: Hah hah
Josh: Hah hah Oh i get like 100 in every box so I'm never lonely
"In honey, cinnamin and"
Scott: 3 Alex flavors
Chris: Closet flavor too

Josh: a Whore!
"its only $1.49 with any food purchase"
Chris: Chomp!
Josh: A Whore!
Chris: You already said that already
"Food Folks and Fun"
Chris: Yeah but, uh a whore

"we're into barbie"
Scott: and barbie's into us
heh heh
Josh: Literally! I jammed her head right up my little hole!
Chris: Oooookay Josh...

Chris: This is your brain...
"This is your brain on drugs"
Chris: Mmmm breakfast!
"Any questions?"
Scott: Uh why does my...
Chris: I like mine sunny-side up!

Chris: i got a secret message in my alphabits, it says "Ooooooo"
Hey those are Cheerios!

Scott: Have you noticed the similarities between the micro machine guy and Cliff's dad?
Chris: I haven't seen Cliff's dad, he like ran by me.
Hes like "Hi I'm gonna work out back in the yard, vroooom!"

Scott: Cooooookie crisp!
Chris: They just like ruin the whole thing. Its just like a burgler and a cop and then like the dog came in and did that stupid howling thing and now its just the dog!

"Maybe this will help poor Link get better
heeh heeh
Scott: Ehh heeh heh
Josh: Eh heh, im gonna get me some from a sprite, eh heh

Chris: Son, you're too wild to eat breakfast
Scott: Hey i think i tried that once but the milk spilt all over the table and I got spanked. It was kinda suck
Chris: Yeah that was like last week right?

"Micro playsets sold sperately from Galoob. The smaller they are, the better they are!"
Scott:Yeah..
Chris: Yeah!
Chris: Josh's motto
Josh: No way!
Scott: Thats Joshs motto

Scott: Yeah, i could actually afford the cosmic voyager. You had like, the little like, Roadster motorcycle, right?
Chris: I didnt buy that sh*t man
Scott: All 2-pieced ro...uhh lego set
Chris: Whatever, whatever i didn't buy legos, legos sucked
Cept for like the ones that came in Happy Meals. They already told you how to build them

"Micro machine man presenting the most midget miniature motocade of Micro machines"
Chris: Josh?
Scott: Josh's car!

Scott: Do you have Goat Milk ice cream?
Chris: NAKED?!
"Enjoy Dairy Food ahhh, like everyone else"
Josh: Just suck it down dry
Scott: NAKED!

"Nintendo"
Chris: Now you're
Scott: Mom where's my remote control car?
Chris: Now you're playing with yourself
Scott: Now you're playing with William power
Chris: Nin Tendo power!

Scott: Yep, press it in. Psssh! Yeah, like she'd get those colours. You get like..you get like Poop Green and stuff
Ha ha!
Josh: Diarreah Brown
"Flower making basket
Chris: Grandma wanna eat it

"They want the Dino Rider's time..."
Scott: Yeah if you had the pteradactyl you were awesome. I had the pteradactyl, I was like cooler than anyone
Chris: Tsss, whatever.
Scott: Cause it flew! It like hovered in the air. Didn't even have to put batteries in it. Just flew.
Chris: ...When you threw it
Heh hah

"Time to roll it 'round Welch's grape..."
Scott: heh he I Hope they're talking about Welch's, geez!
Chris: Roll what around?
Scott: Roll it Around!
Chris: Take the time to swallow!

"59, 79, 99! Taco Bell"
Chris: God! Taco Bell Commercials sucked man.
they better be glad they found that chiuawah

"Cowabunga!"
Chris: Uh wrong turtle dumbass!
Heh heh

"Attention man, its Wizzer time!"
Scott: Time to Wiz!
Wiz, make a wiz!
Chris: Cliff wizzed on me!
"Wizzer!"
Josh: Tha funkin buy my wizza now b*tch!
"Wizzer! Wizzer!"
Chris: Oh that guy's, that one little kid's the wizzer
Scott: Wigger!
Hah ha hah
Scott: Woo!
Chris: Oh man I can't believe he Did that man that was Funny!
Hee Hee Hee
Scott: Woah!
Josh: Yeah!
Chris: hee he did hee hee heh he did that heh ha ha ha ha
Josh: Ha Ha!
Josh: Yeah, Josh is a..
And I'm like so are you and he's like "Yeah, well I don't do evil stuff"
And I'm like, neither do I
Then he just started making up stuff about
Chris: Yeah All i said was like..
Scott (explaining Tricky Sliders): Weave back and fourth to go faster
Chris: All I did was talk about Pegans being virgins, I was like uh huh, yeah Josh and he's like "Woah! Now I'm a pegan?!Oh I'm a pegan now, oh ain't a funkin pegan! Uhh"

Chris: right now josh is going to the bathroom umm its about 400 hours we'll update at this point
ok its now 24 hours since hes been in the bathroom we believe he is masterbating at this time

Chris: Oph, he finally emerged and, his pants are really wet. Josh has just come out of the bathroom and his pants are extremely wet, we believe that he was masteurbating. Repeat he just said he got sprayed by Dickwater by Cliff. He is now trying to jizz on me
Josh: Its not jizz its Mountain Dew!
Chris: Blep blep blep, blep

Chris: Hello Peeeeee Wee, can I Masteurbate with your cat?
Scott: Ha ha ha ha!

Chris: Cause the word of the day is always masteurbate
Josh: thats like, homo
Chris: Because we can't just go "Today's secret word is Cliff Is Gay!"

Josh: I am robot
Scott: Are you ready to lose Josh, poorly?
Chris: You got it!
Josh: Yeah, you got it! you got it buddy, im gonna rape you like a little rag doll huh heh

Scott: We need a super soaker because
Chris:Yes!
Scott: like, squirting people and what
Chris: and make those gay jokes and shoot Jason in the face
Josh: Alright that reminds me of this like, woah nevermind im not gonna say anything
Chris: Why not?
Scott: You just did
Josh: Its like, Perverted and thats not good
Chris: Oh okay

Chris: Good morning boys and girls! todays secret word is Stop! Lets try it out.
Hey Terry look!
Hey Pee Wee, stop masteurbating

Chris: Watch this; when i say that, say hey Scott masteurbate and he'll laugh that means hes gay
Hey Scott, know about that masteurbating thing?
Scott: Yeah
Chris: See he kinda laughed at it, that means hes gay

Josh & Chris: Pinky and the Brain
Chris: its like "You're one noodle short from a scroogle. Mmmm scroogles!"

Robo Z versus
Chris: RO-BO Z
Scott: Ro#^Bo Z*&@#

Kitty-N versus Kelly
Scott: Kapowski!
All: hahahah

Josh: Why don't you use Ejaculation?
Chris: Because you can't go "Can i ejacualtion on your cat?"
Josh: Well then you just say "Can i ejaculate on your cat?"
Chris: Because the secret word's ejaculation!

Scott: Thaaats why!
Josh: Because hes like, rediculously stupid hard
Chris: What was that about, like Scott being hard, Josh?
Scott: hehehe
Chris: He's stupidly rediculously hard!

Scott: Yeeah. Hey i got a new EGM on the floor over there, you probably found it already, oh heh, "Something to steal!"
All: hahahah

Hah!
Wahh!
Josh: No way, i like
Scott: Yeah, sure you did
Josh: I did, i like, did stuff

Josh: Who made up that joke anyway?
Chris: Booty seat?
Josh: Yeah
Chris: That was you!
Josh: No it wasn't, i never...you're
Chris: Sean turned the seat upside-down and you're like "Oh this is the booty seat"
Josh: Yeah, Sean!
Carolina: Cliff is so convinced he can beat me
Scott: If he actually goes
Carolina: What?
Scott: If he actually goes
Carolina: If he actually goes
Scott: Yeah right
Carolina: Yeah, exactly
heh....heh...Yeah! He'd better go!
Carolina: Kicked me off AOL cause my brother forgot to put the call-waiting on it so
Scott: Gay
Carolina: Then we have lightling, going on here and thats like, like, thats like all my, bullluaahh I can't talk!
Carolina: Hah ha hah. Everybody's stupid to you isnt aren't they?
Scott: Everyone's stupid
Carolina: Compared to you yeah you're the best!
Carolina: Oh yeah just you, you're the greatest Scott! Oh Yeah! ^_^