RPG RAMPAGE!!!!
One early morning in the town of Madra, Felix decided to leave “Golden Sun.” Oh crap!!! He encountered Carbon Dog. What the…! I think I’m in the Wrong game, Ness Said. Felix yelled, WHO THE ~BEEP~ YOU??? Ness breathed in. Oh! You scared of me, boy? Felix Said.
No, course not! Ness yelled! He used his PSI Omega Rockin on Felix. Felix went from =) to X.X. AHAHAAHAHA! Ness said. Who’s the Boy now??? Carbon dog attacked Ness. Ow! Hey! I wasn’t Ready! Ness used Gamma Life Up. HEY! Piers Said! That’s my friend your attacking! Ness teleported everyone to the Mushroom Kingdom in Super Mario RPG. Something tells me my teleportation doesn’t work. ACK! Hey! Look where your standing on! Mario said. Ness, Felix, and Pier looked down. They all burnt the Toad. Oops!
Right then, a hammer fell down from the sky and hit Felix. Ouchie! A boy with brown hair fell down. Sorry I feel down a pit from my farm yard. There it is! Jack takes the hammer. Hi my name is.. Ness interrupted him. Jake, yeah. No, Jack., Jack said. I’m from.. Ness Interrupted him again. We know, we know.. Jack then threw the hammer at Ness. Ouch! Ness said. I’m from Harvest moon! Jack said. Where am I anyway?? Your at the Mushroom Kingdom! Mario said. Who’s he??? The “real” Mario said. The “fake” Mario said, It’s about time you came back. He took off the mask and Costume.
Boooo!! Chrono said. I’m From Chrono.. Ness interrupted him, Chrono Fraud. NO! Chrono said, Chrono Trigger! So you use guns? Ness asked. NO! It’s a name. Oh. Hey want to battle? Mario asked. He used his Great-Powered fireball on everyone. Ouch! Chrono got out his sword. Ready to Fight? Felix got out his sword, too. Yeah I am! Paula, from Earthbound, like Ness, used Freeze Omega On everyone. It did 900 damage on EACH. I win!
THE END