Chapter One “Lost” Ash: Where are we!?!

Misty: We’re not the ones deciding on that Ash, YOU ARE!

Brock: We obviously took a wrong turn. Either that or this map is out of date. Ash: (PEERS DOWN AT MAP) Copyright 1986! >_<` Brock: (FACE-FAULTS)

Misty: (SIGHS) Well, at least we still have our…our…our health!

Ash: Health my foot, that’s loser talk!

Misty: !!!

Brock: Maybe Golbat can help us. (LETS OUT GOLBAT) Fly, my pretty, FLY!!!

Ash: ¬_¬`

Misty: ^_^`

Brock: Okay, Golbat, fly up high above the trees and find north!

Golbat: G-wat! G-wat! (FLIES AWAY)

Brock: I think Golbat can do it!

Ash: I think Golbat can kiss my-!

Misty: (ELBOWS ASH) Ash, remember, their may be little kids reading!

Ash: Oh, right, and by the way, there is no Santa Claus, he is just a-!

Misty: (BATS ASH IN THE HEAD WITH A MALLET)

Ash: >_
Moments later

Brock: Where’s Golbat? All he had to do was find north…

Ash: He probably decided to go have a chat with the Easter Bunny…

Misty: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pikachu: *My ears! *

Togepi: *I haven’t got ears. *