Barnical Bill

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Red text = Laides singing
Blue text = Men Singing

Whos that knocking at my door
Whos that knocking at my door
Whos that knocking at my door
said the fair young maiden
WELL
Open the door ya fucking whore said barnical bill the sailor
Open the door ya fucking whore said barnical bill the sailor

Shall we go to the dance
Shall we go to the dance
Shall we go to the dance
said the fair young maiden
WELL
The hell with the dance now down with yur pants said barnical bill the sailor
The hell with the dance now down with yur pants said barnical bill the sailor

Whats that thing beetween your legs
Whats that thing beetween your legs
Whats that thing beetween your legs
said the fair young maiden
WELL
Its only me pole to stick up your hole said barnical bill the sailor
Its only me pole to stick up your hole said barnical bill the sailor

Whats that stuff around your pole
Whats that stuff around your pole
Whats that stuff around your pole
said the fair young maiden
WELL
It's only me grass to tickle ye' ass said barnical bill the sailor
It's only me grass to tickle ye' ass said barnical bill the sailor

Whats that dripping down your leg
Whats that dripping down your leg
Whats that dripping down your leg
said the fair young maiden
WELL
Its only a shot that missed yur twat said barnical bill the sailor
Its only a shot that missed yur twat said barnical bill the sailor

What if we should have a boy
What if we should have a boy
What if we should have a boy
said the fair young maiden
WELL
He'll go to sea to fuck like me said barnical bill the sailor
He'll go to sea to fuck like me said barnical bill the sailor

What if we should have a girl
What if we should have a girl
What if we should have a girl
said the fair young maiden
WELL
We'd dig a ditch and bury the bitch said barnical bill the sailor
We'd dig a ditch and bury the bitch said barnical bill the sailor

What if ma and pa should come home early
What if ma and pa should come home early
What if ma and pa should come home early
said the fair young maiden
WELL
I'll fuck yur ma and blow yur pa said barnical bill the sailor
I'll fuck yur ma and blow yur pa said barnical bill the sailor

What if you should to jail
What if you should to jail
What if you should to jail
said the fair young maiden
WELL
I'll use me cock to pick the lock said barnical bill the sailor
I'll use me cock to pick the lock said barnical bill the sailor
said barnical bill the sailor!