Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss 1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you 2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends 3. Kiss on the neck... I want you 4. Kiss on the lips... I love you 5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing 6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away 7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me 8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you 9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go Article 2: The Three Steps 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good 3.Guys & Girls:Close your eyes when kissing,it is rude to stare Article 3: The Commandments 1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. **Remember** A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue so open up your mouth close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise! LoL I didn't write dat poem above so yoOh can't sai dat I'm a sicko! Hah!  LoL ish funnie tho hahha.. afta I read it thru email I waz crackin up lyke hell hehe.  Anewayz... listen 2 da poem--eat breakfast, be healthy n exercise your freakin tounge LoL!