The Undercover Cowboy (UC), in search of some cows to find, comes to the most cow infested place on earth, Morrisville.
His mission is to get some cows, and bring them back to the ranch in area 51, without anyone knowing he is in fact a cowboy
(because that would blow his cover) Here is the story of what happened when he stumbled upon Abbie Wilson's Party. 

Sarah: Look, a cowboy! 

UC: I am not a cowboy. 

Erin: Yes you are! 

Lizzy: If your not a cowboy, explain the chaps. 

Abbie: Maybe he's just a gay guy looking for a good time. 

Erin: That didn't come out right... 

Abbie: No, no it didn't. 

UC: I'm not a cowboy. 

Sarah: Ok, whatever you say. Well then, whats your name? 

UC: Tex...no, ummm....Rob. 

Abbie: (while nudging Erin) Watch me out smart him.... 

Abbie: Rob the Cowboy!?!? 

UC: No, just rob. 

Erin:(sarcastically) Wow, you really out smarted him. 

Abbie: Damnit. 

Lizzy: ANOTHER COWBOY!! 

The Cupcake Cowboy: Howdy! 

(the cupcake cowboy the reaches out and steals lizzy's cupcake) 

Cupcake Cowboy: Yoink! (and then he runs into the alpaca barn) 

Lizzy: Hey! 

Sarah: Just let him go... 

Lizzy: But that cowboy took my cupcake! 

Abbie: Thats what they all say! 

Erin: Damn cowboys, ruining everyones fun! 

UC: I am not a cowboy! 

Sarah: Ummm, Mr Not-A-Cowboy, may I ask WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU HERE! 

UC: Thats top secret 

Erin: Maybe he's an undecover cowboy! 

Abbie: Dum, dum DUM! 

UC: Dang it all, you blew my cover. 

The undercover cowboy then mounts a saw horse and attempts to ride off into the sunset. 

Lizzy: Should we tell him that he's riding a saw horse? 

Sarah: Just let him go... 

Abbie: That damn cupcake cowboy took all the cupcakes! 

Erin: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 

Abbie: How about we all go to Chuckie Cheese until this blows over? 

Erin, Sarah, and Lizzy all start chanting "chuckie cheese, chuckie cheese..." 

The Party then hops into Erin's VW beetle and drives away. Leaving the Undercover Cowboy alone to figure out how to ride
a saw horse into the sunset. 

THE END!