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A Monty Python Skit
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TO MONOLOGUES
As for
me, if you want to know what I think... I'll show you something.
Come with me. Come on...this way. I can explain everything.
Come on--don't
be shy. Mind the stairs...All right. I think this will help
explain. Come along...Come along...Over here...Come on...Come on...This
way...Come
on...Stay
by me, huh? Nearly there now.
You see
that? That's where I was born. You know, one day, when I was
a little boy, my mother she took me on her knee and she said: 'Gaston,
my son. The
world
is a beautiful place. You must go into it, and love everyone, not
hate people. You must try and make everyone happy, and bring peace
and contentment
everywhere
you go.'
And so...I
became a waiter...
Well...
it's...it's not much of a philosophy, I know...but...well...fuck you...I
can live my own life in my own way if I want to. Fuck off!
Don't come following me!
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