The scene: Late afternoon at a random place. Abbie, Sarah, Erin, and Lizzy are yet again having a party. 
Abbie: Woo-hoo! This random place is cool. 
Lizzy: Where are we? 
Erin: Some random place. 
Sarah: Thanks for clearing that up Erin. 
Erin: No problem. 

Suddenly, a penguin comes along. He is wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and a smile (Yes, I realize penguins can't smile
cause they have no lips, but this is a special penguin) 

Erin: Now that's something you just don't see every day.
Abbie: I don't know, have you been to my house lately? 
Lizzy: What!? 
Abbie: Nevermind! 
Erin: Regardless of the animals living at Abbie's house, maybe someone should address the fact that a cowboy/penguin has
just arrived.

Penguin then tips his hat 

Penguin: Howdy. 
Abbie: Howdy! 
Sarah: Abbie, do you realize that your talking TO A PENGUIN! 
Abbie: And your point is? 
Sarah: Just.....nevermind! 
Lizzy: In these cases, its best not to ask questions. 
Erin: They only get you into trouble. 
Abbie: Wise words from an ugly man. 
Abbie: Erin and Lizzy start laughing hysterically. 
Sarah: What? 
Abbie: Nevermind. 
Penguin: I'm a tad lost. 
Abbie: Indeed you are. 
Erin: Where are you from, little buddy?
Penguin: Texas. 
Abbie: Raise your hands if you saw that one coming!

(everyone raises their hands.) 

Erin: And what would you like us to do for you? 
Penguin: Umm....point me in the proper direction. 
Abbie: Ok. Go left. 
Penguin: Thanks, miss. 

The penguin then mounts a bouncy ball and bounces of into the sunset. 

Sarah: Abbie, is that really the way to Texas? 
Abbie: How am I supposed to know! 
Erin: God speed little penguin! 
Lizzy: Now, back to the party. Sarah, pass me a cupcake would you? 
Sarah: The cupcakes are missing! 

DUM DUM DUM! 
THE END