Now, Tay, I know you love Zac and all, but this is just taking that whole "Brotherly Love" thing just a little too far.  You're scary the hell out of Isaac. Besides, I'm sure there are plenty of girls out there willing to pleasure you in such a such a way.  (I, being one of them)   Poor Zac is gonna need some major therapy.
If you are offended by the above stated, please do not email me and complain, because frankly, I don't give a damn.  Learn how to take a joke, people!!