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Hal Sparks is the most beautiful man in this world. I tune in everyday to watch him make fun of transvestites, whores, incestuious relatioships, and other clips of dirty American filth. Talk Soup is the best thing since sliced bread. I am completely against talk shows, but Talk Soup reminds me that other people in this country realize how stupid these people are and can make fun of them. I married Hal Sparks in July of last year. It was a beautiful wedding. We had it outside and the whole gang from Talk Soup was there. Even a few talk show hosts showed up. Jerry Springer gave the toast. It was sort of his "Final Thought" of the ceremony and was about moving on. It confused me a bit. But the best part of the evening was when Jon Stewart and Beth Littleford came (did you know they were a couple?). Beth sat me down for an interview about what it was like to marry Hal. At the end of the night, I threw the bouquet (which was made with spoons and baby's breath) and my Beth caught it. For some reason, when Beth caught the bouquet, Jon ran out the door. Oh well, I must suggest that you watch Talk Soup weekdays at 8pm. Enjoy! |
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